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▶Spartman 12/10/24 (Tue) 19:24:04 No.1667916 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

TRUK AND PULLR AND MAZDA DRIVERS

>NEW: Utah man drives his car through the front of a Mazda dealership just hours after purchasing the car from the same dealership.
>The incident happened in Sandy, Utah, after the man was told he couldn’t return the car.
>The man told the dealership that he would drive the car through the front door of the dealership if they didn’t let him return it.
>They told him that it was sold "as-is."
>The man did exactly what he promised and drove the car through the front door.
>He was arrested on charges of felony criminal mischief and reckless endangerment.

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▶Spartman 04/14/25 (Mon) 02:01:05 No.1692624>>1692627

>>1692623
>first
how the fuck did heem surive
jesus

▶Spartman 04/14/25 (Mon) 02:28:26 No.1692627>>1692632

>>1692624
i forget the whole explanation for how this works but he was prolly drunk af bc >russian and it's possible to be so drunk that when you get into situations like that you just ragdoll and your body somehow absorbs a lot of impact without shattering. so drunk magic the greatest sorcery of all

▶Spartman 04/14/25 (Mon) 03:03:30 No.1692632>>1692636 >>1692639

>>1692627
vary slow reaction time so you dont tense up which makes dab ody more fragile when it comes to unnatural force lik car stuff. whenever i think im about to maybe be in a wrek as a passenger i close my eyes but not tight cuz i dont want broken eyelids and hope for the best

▶Spartman 04/14/25 (Mon) 03:53:03 No.1692636

>>1692632
man who tf are you riding with where that's a frequent enough worry to have your own mental procedure for it

▶Spartman 04/14/25 (Mon) 04:30:43 No.1692639

>>1692632
@sprok, explain this to me like Im dudder years old

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▶LAST WEDNESDAY LAST WEDNESDAY 04/06/25 (Sun) 22:52:29 No.1691112 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

LAST WEDNESDAY

yeah it's gonna suck for a while, but the CRariffs will work, if they don't it's GHOST's fault

>vietnam begging for dup to have mercy cuz chinr leaning on em hard
>soytendos talking about assassinating dup cuz they have to pay more for their tablet 2 and $80 bing bing wahoos, prepare for gta 6 $100
>net and yoohoo gonna meet with dup face to face tomorrow to explain why the us should be giving them more money and bombs to make brown kids extra crispy
im just here for the ride

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▶Spartman 04/14/25 (Mon) 00:57:12 No.1692613

>>1692600
>land of bad
>is it good?
n-no?

▶Spartman 04/14/25 (Mon) 00:59:09 No.1692614

>>1692607
>and had no black box
isn't that a tremendous no no?

▶Spartman 04/14/25 (Mon) 01:52:37 No.1692620

Colorado passes one of the nation’s most restrictive gun laws

>Colorado Gov. Jared Polis signed Senate Bill 3 into law, banning the manufacture, sale and purchase of most semiautomatic firearms with detachable magazines, effective August 2026. The bill includes exemptions for military, law enforcement, prison guards and armored-vehicle businesses.
>The bill allows individuals to purchase banned firearms if they acquire a “firearms safety course eligibility card,” which requires vetting by the local county sheriff, completing up to 12 hours of training and passing a test.
>Gun rights groups plan to file a lawsuit against the bill, claiming it infringes on the Second Amendment, while supporters, including state Rep. Tom Sullivan, whose son was killed in the Aurora theater shooting, praised the bill’s signing.

▶Spartman 04/14/25 (Mon) 01:53:24 No.1692621

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America’s No. 1 beer has sliding sales due to immigration crackdown

>Constellation Brands, the brewer of America’s No. 1 beer, Modelo, says its sales were down in the first quarter of 2025. It believes the Trump administration’s crackdown on illegal immigration is leading to fear, which is keeping customers away.
>Constellation says half of Modelo customers are Hispanic, and some are avoiding liquor stores because they have to show identification to buy beer.
>Another concern for Constellation is the impending cost of tariffs on aluminum, specifically for beer cans.
modelo no bang ese

▶Spartman 04/14/25 (Mon) 02:30:34 No.1692628

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🇯🇵🇹🇼🇨🇳🇰🇷 New Japanese Joint Staff Office map shows the flight paths of Chinese (red) + Russian (yellow) military aircraft operating near Japan, Taiwan, + South Korea in the past year.

Japan scrambled 704 times in response, with two-thirds (464) due to Chinese aircraft. 3x as many PLA drones detected.

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▶Spartman 08/24/24 (Sat) 20:45:25 No.1644721 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

how

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▶Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 22:43:02 No.1692581

>>1692563
go 2 gym fatcel

▶Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 23:44:04 No.1692595

>>1692563
Go to the gym, fatty. How you gonna play sparts with all those flabs?

▶Spartman 04/14/25 (Mon) 00:13:20 No.1692604

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>>1692563

▶Spartman 04/14/25 (Mon) 00:51:07 No.1692612

Why would I try to get fit or get a healthy body? I'm a bitter physical and mental obese circus sideshow completely subhomo dyel effortly challenged abominable total snowman fatlure with no muscles, no lung capacity - only a fattime of eternal joint pain at the hands of a terrific Herculean deity and his gymrats, each of whom encourage all men and who try to improve our motivation for epic gains. There is no woman who would hate the effort; at worst she would eyefuck my musclays, and then schlick to the thought of me like a monkey in heat. Men like me are meant to throw discus into my enemy's face, mercilessly dealift and then squat to the ground, but instead I am voluntarilygorging on potato chips and the Dotzloc of industrial capital keeps yelling IATA GO YANKEES

▶Spartman 04/14/25 (Mon) 01:12:17 No.1692616

>sharty
>gore
>homo fapfic lunatic having another metldown
>sea pea
>chinky angrybro
>literally all at once
try not to make it so obvious it's just you doing this you'll prolly enjoy it more

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▶Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 20:39:01 No.1692565 [Reply]

Is this a sport?

▶Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 21:04:03 No.1692571

it is in afgahnistan

▶Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 22:48:20 No.1692583

>shartnigger "raid" is just 3 pictures scattered over the bort
oh how the not really mighty to begin with somehow fell further

▶Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 22:50:51 No.1692584>>1692588

Why do soyniggers raid random altchans that have nothing to do with 4gag drama

▶Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 23:11:40 No.1692588

>>1692584
cuz >were just so damn important

▶Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 23:39:04 No.1692594

yes

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▶Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 23:38:16 No.1692593 [Reply]

big ass tariff

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▶WINTER SEASON P1 /SP/ANIME THREAD Spartman 01/12/25 (Sun) 05:54:25 No.1673774 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

after the BORING fall part 2 BORING season, we have the beginning of a halfway decent lineup for winter part 1

>Übel Blatt
>fantasy
>germanic tones
>NOT AN ISEKAI
OP pic and maybe a standout of the season?
a bit fast of a first ep, but hope it develops well.
not entirely sure why but it reminded me of Claymore

>apothecary s2
S1 was good for the most part, so more of that

>solo levelling s2
a well made continuation of the generik power fantasy 'WHAT IF I GOT VIDEO GAME CHEAT POWERS'
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▶Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 02:10:33 No.1692427>>1692430

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ok i found something thats at least a bit interesting
>your forma
>near future scifi, eastern europe setting
>androids and ethics
>who dunnit
ep 1 was ok, ep 2 was vary promising, setting up some emotional stakes for the MCs
im not sure if its going to be a
>mystery
>sci fi
>thriller
but its got me interested. looks like its was based on a manga

▶Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 02:33:04 No.1692430>>1692433 >>1692434

>>1692427
>looks like its was based on a manga
isn't that true for the vast majority of annie mays nowadays? half the time i find out about a mangay specifically because it had a one season long anime adaptation. why does that happen btw? sometimes a mangay will take off and be p gud and a cuckime studio will make a one or two season anime of the first half of the story (if even that) and then never finish it

▶Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 03:03:23 No.1692433>>1692434

>>1692430
because generally animes are just advertisements for the source material
so you do a show for an established series, people like it, get hook, then buy all the source material
my point about the source being manga is it could have been a light novel

▶Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 03:04:19 No.1692434

>>1692430
>>1692433
>is a Japanese light novel
well never fucking mind lmao
i guess the manga is an adaptation of the LN

▶Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 23:17:32 No.1692590

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found another one with some real potential
>Kowloon Generic Romance
>future Kowloon (2? not sure if i caught it right, but seems like this isn't actual Kowloon city)
>mystery, sci fi, romance
>a really pleasant retro aesthetic for the characters
ep 1 was good. 2 felt like it revealed sum stuff 2 quick, but we'll see

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▶WAKY WAKY 05/02/24 (Thu) 13:27:17 No.1620733 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

WAKY THE FUK NOW DUDDDER

kakasex in spee and fedocel in librejp

WAKE UP

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▶Spartman 04/11/25 (Fri) 10:29:28 No.1692087

HEY THERE IS SEA PEA ON /LIBREJP/ THAT HAS BEEN UP FOR OVER A DAY

▶Spartman 04/11/25 (Fri) 15:03:51 No.1692122

WAKE UP

▶Spartman 04/12/25 (Sat) 18:55:40 No.1692353

duddr get rid of the pdoshit

▶Spartman 04/12/25 (Sat) 20:51:39 No.1692370

he was gone for like two months and suddenly came back in full force right after a chinky meltdown. i'm thoroughly convinced it's some siberianigger now

▶Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 22:59:55 No.1692586

gore and soyjak spam on spee
shit chomo on /h/
remove

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▶Spartman 01/02/25 (Thu) 06:39:58 No.1671863 [Reply]

I'm genderfluid

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▶Spartman 01/07/25 (Tue) 01:03:12 No.1672748

>>1672352
the babby moves to the boy uterus aka the colon and then gets miscarried out his asshole

▶Spartman 01/07/25 (Tue) 02:56:53 No.1672767

>>1672352
Is it possible for ranma to impregnate himself??

▶Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 19:15:18 No.1692546

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>I'm genderfluid

▶Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 19:25:56 No.1692548>>1692570

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i goon to skibaitoiet

▶Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 21:03:03 No.1692570

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>>1692548
i goon to sparts

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▶Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 03:06:11 No.1692435 [Reply]

i went to china and had a grand old time until the last day where i was raped by chinese policemen
it was chineasily the worst day of my life

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▶Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 11:11:52 No.1692487>>1692510

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>>1692464
>"chin"-ese
<entire race lacks a chin
wew
the inferiority complex goes deeper than i imagined

▶Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 14:50:12 No.1692510>>1692553

>>1692487
but so many of them are named chin

▶Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 19:56:07 No.1692553>>1692557

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>>1692510
i know
crazy world innit?
wanna know whats even crazier? "qin" is pronounced "chin"
muhfuggahs had a chin dynasty, no chins
absolutely wild stuff

▶Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 20:11:42 No.1692557

>>1692553
yo mama so fat she got more chins than chinatown

▶Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 20:22:03 No.1692561

does your girlfriend have more chins than a chinese phone book?

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▶Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 19:13:42 No.1692545 [Reply]

marge

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▶i hope this email finds you well Spartman 03/24/25 (Mon) 17:37:06 No.1688679 [Reply]

non negotiable list of sportschan demands
Numbr 1. Make India great again
2. Duddr plz add strikethrough i feel rarted now
3.
>>1657361
>>1688155
duddr make this a banner

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▶Spartman 03/27/25 (Thu) 19:12:06 No.1689226

>>1688934
add AI reply bot
kthx <3
mwah

▶Spartman 03/28/25 (Fri) 13:43:14 No.1689365

>>1688946
;_;

▶Spartman 04/12/25 (Sat) 17:28:51 No.1692343

>>1688934
pls update and gib kissy

▶Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 17:45:04 No.1692533

>>1688934
pls update and gib two kissys

▶Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 19:09:16 No.1692544

look just gib the kissys and no one gets hurt

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▶MLB THREAD 04/12/2025 Spartman 04/12/25 (Sat) 18:36:53 No.1692350 [Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE

Tigers vs. Twins
Game in Progress
>DET: 1 - MIN: 0

Phillies vs. Cardinals
Game in Progress
>PHI: 0 - STL: 0

Giants (10-3) vs. Yankees (7-6)
>2:05 PM CT

Mets (9-4) vs. Athletics (5-9)
>3:05 PM CT
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▶Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 15:32:47 No.1692518

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>>1692407
>Theorem: Kansas City is a gud town.

▶Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 15:33:53 No.1692519>>1692523 >>1692528 >>1692531

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I'm live now, come join me - https://t.co/Dknoo0DAy9

▶Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 16:07:09 No.1692523

>>1692519
wow, and you post here?
post your dick

▶Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 17:13:05 No.1692528

>>1692519
nah show >us bobs and vagene NOW

▶Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 17:22:21 No.1692531

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>>1692519
halo butifel i sukr ur big jucyy molons if u add me on nstagrme
sexy ledy

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▶Spartman 01/12/25 (Sun) 03:55:29 No.1673750 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

helo budys i am india now

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▶Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 03:54:49 No.1692444

>>1692440
>no way you can make a functioning society out of that mess
no wonder it is a literal shithole. Once in a while the hindus and muslims try to kill each other but it doesn't do much damage.

▶Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 07:13:14 No.1692466

no clean water
no electricity
shit everywhere
no infrastructure
billions invested in crik

this is india budy

▶Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 10:59:07 No.1692485

>>1692440
i mean tbf they did try lik the only possible way to actually pull it off
thats why you still, to this day, get that weird misplaced fervent nationalism from many crik enthusiasts
basically gotta do lik some indian version of baathism. pan-hindu nationalism.
ghaddaffi for jeets

▶Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 13:11:37 No.1692499>>1692530

I have departed india
next stop nippland for SUMO tomorrow

▶Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 17:17:44 No.1692530

>>1692499
stop by a soapland

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▶/sp/usic thread Spartman 01/25/25 (Sat) 01:49:36 No.1676723 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

spusic

what do yeems think about the recording work of Alan Lomax?

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▶Spartman 04/12/25 (Sat) 12:55:26 No.1692296

>>1692202
just use audacity or something
its absolutely trivial

▶Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 04:39:14 No.1692448>>1692516

>rewatched first 3 metalocalypse seasons
>held up p gud
>season 4 was hit or miss and felt kinda rushed outside of a couple episodes
>find out there was a rock opera followup
>it's actually fucking awesome
apparently there was a movie released two years ago to tie up the story too

▶Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 07:10:34 No.1692465

the movie wasn't very good. prolly bc it was made like ten years after the show ended so brendon couldn't do all the voices as well as he used to
the writing kinda sucked too

▶Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 12:28:08 No.1692494

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▶Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 15:22:59 No.1692516

>>1692448
if you like animu and mangos you should go to DMC

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▶MASTERS STICKBALL Spartman 04/10/25 (Thu) 19:51:11 No.1691963 [Reply]

GOLF

The PGA Tour heads to Augusta National this week for the first major of the year, the 89th Masters Tournament
Defending champion and world No. 1 Scottie Scheffler highlights a star-studded field looking to capture an iconic green jacket. Scheffler seeks his third green jacket in four years. Jack Nicklaus (1963, 1965 and 1966) is the only golfer to win three green jackets over a four-year span
This year's winner also receives a $3.6 million share of the $20 million purse.

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▶Spartman 04/11/25 (Fri) 22:46:35 No.1692207

>>1692206
your mother is being viciously fucked just off camera after each birdie

▶Spartman 04/11/25 (Fri) 23:32:31 No.1692214

>>1692206
>hes never golfed
it's worth

▶Spartman 04/12/25 (Sat) 13:33:26 No.1692307

>>1692206
niggas dun hit da ball in da cup oer da sand an shieeet

▶Spartman 04/12/25 (Sat) 23:02:06 No.1692395>>1692398

my mom died twelve years ago

▶Spartman 04/12/25 (Sat) 23:12:44 No.1692398

>>1692395
that's pretty cool. can you stay up past your bedtime now?