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▶FOUR YEARS AGO FOUR YEARS AGO 01/06/25 (Mon) 15:17:14 No.1672674 [Reply]

FOUR YEARS AGO

never 4get the day evil trump supporters walked into a public building in an attempt to overthrow our democracy -GHOST from Maryland

imagine certifying your own loss lmao

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▶Spartman 01/07/25 (Tue) 15:11:45 No.1672835

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finally found a good news aggregator, shares all kinds of opinions from commieshit to stormfaggotry to schizoposting, it's beautiful
https://www.unz.com/

▶Spartman 01/07/25 (Tue) 15:41:16 No.1672838

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So is Dup still going to annex Canada now ?

I'm hoping thats the first step to us crossing over into the Fallout Universe.

▶Spartman 01/07/25 (Tue) 17:38:31 No.1672851>>1672860

dup apparently starting to get rly fukn annoyed by elon, hope he gives him the boot for being a literal fucking child but it prolly won't happen

▶Spartman 01/07/25 (Tue) 19:19:09 No.1672860>>1672863

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>>1672851
heard that weeks ago when eron was staying full time at maralago
lik all that help wasnt free but bro isnt even in yet. dup stepped in it, richest sperg in da werld up your ass lel
hearin all this talk about greenland and leaf 51st state has got me head scratchin. be sick if 1950s murrica went weyland-utani but with shit as it is and heem wanting jeet parades idk budy
see what the price of admission is and where mr bones sets his gps i guess

▶Spartman 01/07/25 (Tue) 19:41:12 No.1672863

>>1672860
i wouldnt worry about enron at all tbh
he doesnt even have a job yet, and at this rate, he wont

>hearin all this talk about greenland and leaf 51st state has got me head scratchin
dups goin big stick
its gonna be sick
invading panama will be kino

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▶Spartman 01/07/25 (Tue) 13:29:49 No.1672824 [Reply]

make a dacar thread

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▶Spartman 01/07/25 (Tue) 14:33:49 No.1672832

oh shi

▶Spartman 01/07/25 (Tue) 16:24:54 No.1672842

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time to race

▶Spartman 01/07/25 (Tue) 17:15:51 No.1672846>>1672859

whoever finishes first gets to finish in wadina first

▶Spartman 01/07/25 (Tue) 19:14:00 No.1672859

>>1672846
>first
wadinas first was a loooooooooonnnnnnnnnnngggggggggg time ago

▶Spartman 01/07/25 (Tue) 19:36:55 No.1672862

where is Waderosa?

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▶/sp/usic thread Spartman 05/02/24 (Thu) 09:30:22 No.1620681 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

pls no delet duddder

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▶Spartman 01/03/25 (Fri) 12:45:48 No.1672150

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▶Spartman 01/04/25 (Sat) 21:39:24 No.1672381

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▶Spartman 01/05/25 (Sun) 18:29:25 No.1672522

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▶Spartman 01/05/25 (Sun) 23:39:42 No.1672580

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divisão por zero o algo

▶Spartman 01/07/25 (Tue) 17:54:55 No.1672853

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i lik bardcore

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▶Spartman 12/10/24 (Tue) 19:24:04 No.1667916 [Reply]

TRUK AND PULLR AND MAZDA DRIVERS

>NEW: Utah man drives his car through the front of a Mazda dealership just hours after purchasing the car from the same dealership.
>The incident happened in Sandy, Utah, after the man was told he couldn’t return the car.
>The man told the dealership that he would drive the car through the front door of the dealership if they didn’t let him return it.
>They told him that it was sold "as-is."
>The man did exactly what he promised and drove the car through the front door.
>He was arrested on charges of felony criminal mischief and reckless endangerment.

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▶Spartman 01/07/25 (Tue) 01:52:08 No.1672759>>1672769

>>1672755
is this what they mean by "bridge ices before road"

▶Spartman 01/07/25 (Tue) 03:13:44 No.1672769

>>1672759
> is this what they mean by "bridge ices before road"
no that’s just poor road construction. you can tell because of how short the guard railings are, and how close the two opposite lanes of traffic are to one another. there should be more of a dip in the median too.

▶Spartman 01/07/25 (Tue) 08:07:02 No.1672796

>>1672755
Trukr at 1:28 knew, FUCK bridges when it's icy out, especially ones that ain't straight

▶Spartman 01/07/25 (Tue) 08:13:21 No.1672797>>1672849

>>1672757
>so why'd the trukr have such a difficult time?
Mostly not paying attention to his surroundings. You can see the truck at 1:28 and how he just "goes straight" through the curve? That's basically what trukrbro shoulda done at the start. Instead he tried to curve with the road as if the road was perfectly fine which made his load act as a fulcrum and SLAM him into the wall by the time he realized what was going on and tried to correct. tbh he recovered p well considering he hit the barrier.
>is it a weight thing where a little slip n slide with a trailer just fucks all the shit
more or less yeah
black ice makes you think the road isn't icy and then you try to turn/correct as if you are on a wet road, but since it's ice you don't have any of the traction of a wet road and you end up overcorrecting. Usually you feel it with your steering/the cab of your vehicle and can correct p quickly but because of how the beeg truks are designed you don't feel the full weight of the trailer yanking you into a position you don't wanna be in until it's already too late since the trailer acts sort of like a teeter totter but left-right instead of up-down.

▶Spartman 01/07/25 (Tue) 17:20:58 No.1672849

>>1672797
back in my day sideways teeter totter just meant fuckin

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▶FUNBALL QUATRERS Spartman 12/31/24 (Tue) 13:44:33 No.1671529 [Reply]

Tuesday, Dec. 31
No. 4 Penn State vs. No. 9 Boise State (College Football Playoff quarterfinals — Fiestab Owl) | 7:30 p.m. | ESPN

Wednesday, Jan. 1
No. 3 Texas vs. No. 12 Arizona State (College Football Playoff quarterfinals — Peachb Owl) | 1 p.m. | ESPN
No. 1 Oregon vs. No. 6 Ohio State (College Football Playoff quarterfinals — Roseb Owl) | 5 p.m. | ESPN
No. 2 Georgia vs. No. 5 Notre Dame (College Football Playoff quarterfinals — Sugarb Owl) | 8:45 p.m. | ESPN

Sunday, Jan. 5
North Central (IL) vs. Mount Union (Staggb Owl for the DIII championship game in Houston) | 8 p.m. | ESPN

Monday, Jan. 6
Montana State vs. North Dakota State (FCS championship game in Frisco, Texas) | 7 p.m. | ESPN

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▶Spartman 01/05/25 (Sun) 20:57:34 No.1672543

go n central

▶Spartman 01/06/25 (Mon) 17:54:53 No.1672695>>1672827

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go ndsu

▶Spartman 01/07/25 (Tue) 09:06:36 No.1672805

NDSU won the thang

▶Spartman 01/07/25 (Tue) 13:34:17 No.1672827>>1672848

>>1672695
i can't stop watching this

▶Spartman 01/07/25 (Tue) 17:20:16 No.1672848

>>1672827
the sound it makes is ridiculously funny. wtf even is it? jello?

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▶Spartman 01/02/25 (Thu) 06:39:58 No.1671863 [Reply]

I'm genderfluid

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▶Spartman 01/03/25 (Fri) 05:36:56 No.1672114

im trans btw

▶Spartman 01/04/25 (Sat) 19:25:33 No.1672352>>1672735 >>1672748 >>1672767

If ranma gets pregnate and transforms back into a guy, what happens to the baby?

▶Spartman 01/07/25 (Tue) 00:12:38 No.1672735

>>1672352
bump since this is a vary important question

▶Spartman 01/07/25 (Tue) 01:03:12 No.1672748

>>1672352
the babby moves to the boy uterus aka the colon and then gets miscarried out his asshole

▶Spartman 01/07/25 (Tue) 02:56:53 No.1672767

>>1672352
Is it possible for ranma to impregnate himself??

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▶2nd Test Aus v Ind Spartman 12/05/24 (Thu) 16:15:18 No.1667096 [Reply]

Criket in Adelaide. Australia vs India. 2nd Test.

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▶Spartman 01/03/25 (Fri) 03:53:47 No.1672088

sidne now. wher filfy barati crik carear is of enden

▶Spartman 01/03/25 (Fri) 04:03:46 No.1672092

u lik crik budy?

▶Spartman 01/03/25 (Fri) 05:02:47 No.1672108

bhaRAT sisters NO

▶Spartman 01/07/25 (Tue) 00:41:54 No.1672742

Indian shitters lost. Again.

▶Spartman 01/07/25 (Tue) 02:28:00 No.1672763

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bonjour i am from pondicherry

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▶10 dead 30 injured Spartman 01/01/25 (Wed) 12:03:26 No.1671669 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

THE CALIPHATE OF SPORTSCHAN CLAIMS RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE NEW ORLEANS DRIVEROO!

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▶Spartman 01/05/25 (Sun) 06:09:19 No.1672455

>>1672433
it's okay we live in a democratic republic

▶Spartman 01/05/25 (Sun) 08:16:12 No.1672465

>>1672446
whos talkn bout bollards

▶Spartman 01/06/25 (Mon) 05:48:40 No.1672618

I read this guys supposed manifesto and it's retarded

▶Spartman 01/06/25 (Mon) 15:49:08 No.1672678>>1672741

woah dudder
https://sportschan.org/manifesto.html

▶Spartman 01/07/25 (Tue) 00:41:13 No.1672741

>>1672678
u of wantrs link budy?

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▶EMERGENCY /SP/ANIME THREAD Spartman 09/21/24 (Sat) 22:58:04 No.1650310 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

BUMP LIMIT BOOGALO
BIG TIT EDITION

.>we are on the eve of the fall season now after a generally mediocre season AGAIN
upcoming notables
>Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon S5?
as a recap and possible spoiler left off last season with him basically entering a relationship after bonding with the elf through shared hardship
they better not fucking back off on that it was actually really refreshing
>BanG Dream! It's MyGO!!!!! S2
a K-on knock off with decent ratings? i really liked bochi the rock, maybe i'll try this
>Demon Lord 2099
a 'demon lord returns' and cyberpunk synthesis. basically 'boomer demonlord reincarnates in gen alpha cybertopia' which is a premise i might like because i like fish out of water tropes
>re zero S3
i hated the second half of the first one so much i didn't even bother watching s2

a smattering of isekai or video gaym fantasy that are probably garbage but will update if theres a standout

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▶Spartman 01/05/25 (Sun) 18:15:10 No.1672517>>1672600 >>1672702

>>1671705
>she wants to fuck the cat
oh man this is degenerate
note to self not to watch in front of my gf

▶Spartman 01/06/25 (Mon) 02:44:43 No.1672600>>1672603

>>1672517
Don't worry, it is ok, the cat is really a guy that died in the dungeon and resurrected as a rare super monster cat.

▶Spartman 01/06/25 (Mon) 03:03:48 No.1672603>>1672608

>>1672600
ya but sheem doesn't know this
why does sheem wanna fuck a CAT??
i mean i know its a white elf, but that would only explain DOGS

▶Spartman 01/06/25 (Mon) 03:33:11 No.1672608

>>1672603
Because the cat saved her life, it is an elf thing.

▶Spartman 01/06/25 (Mon) 18:32:01 No.1672702

>>1672517
fr between that and heart nips idk bout this one

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▶TWO DAYS FROM NOW Spartman 12/23/24 (Mon) 23:36:00 No.1670051 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

TWO DAYS FROM NOW

CR bless us, every one. -GHOSTy Tim

may your stockings be full and your handeggs intercepted by kelce and taytay, along with mahomes and his BEAUTIFUL wife brittany

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▶Spartman 01/06/25 (Mon) 15:45:57 No.1672676

>>1672660
china would still be a third world country if the west hadn't betrayed it's own people and moved all production and the know how there

▶Spartman 01/06/25 (Mon) 16:34:22 No.1672683

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its official

▶Spartman 01/06/25 (Mon) 17:35:22 No.1672690

>>1672668
out of many one - bundle of sticks
this is why America is so gay?

▶Spartman 01/06/25 (Mon) 17:39:47 No.1672691

A fascine is a type of long faggot used to maintain earthworks such as trenches

▶Spartman 01/07/25 (Tue) 08:24:01 No.1672799

>>1672646
>>1672647
Cuckdeau resigning
I don't belieb it
Are the coffers secretly 100x more empty than he claims? This nigga has not cared about scandal after scandal and then ALLLLL OF A SUDDEN he gives a shit? I don't buy it
where's the fuckin' money, Justin?

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▶GETWATCHER speeday speecial GETWATCHER speeday speecial 09/17/24 (Tue) 15:40:27 No.1649324 [Reply]

https://getwatcher.net/

https://archive.ph/NIwNx

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▶Spartman 12/20/24 (Fri) 08:23:38 No.1669424

>>1669346
i miss when >we used to have some gets
.>we gotta bring back getwatching tbh

▶GET ALERT 01/05/25 (Sun) 05:40:06 No.1672450

WARNING: https://endchan.org/operate/ 22222 GET Expected Within The Next Hour!
WARNING: https://8kun.top/hypno/ 90000 GET Expected Within The Next Hour!

▶GET ALERT 01/05/25 (Sun) 05:50:05 No.1672452

WARNING: https://endchan.org/rus/ 77777 GET Expected Within The Next Hour!

▶GET ALERT 01/06/25 (Mon) 01:35:05 No.1672594

WARNING: https://leftypol.org/leftypol/ 2222222 GET Expected Within The Next Hour!

▶Spartman 01/07/25 (Tue) 20:02:14 No.1672865

Ordered By Hours Left:
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▶NFL WEEK 18 THREAD: HAPPY NEW YEAR Spartman 01/04/25 (Sat) 15:37:51 No.1672321 [Reply]

SAT, JAN 4

Cleveland Browns (3-13) vs. Baltimore Ravens (3-13)
>4:30 PM CT

Cincinnati Bengals (8-8) vs. Pittsburgh Steelers (10-6)
>8:00 PM CT

SUN, JAN 5

>Carolina Panthers at Atlanta Falcons, 1:00p, CBS
>Washington Commanders at Dallas Cowboys, 1:00p, FOX
>Chicago Bears at Green Bay Packers., 1:00p, FOX
>Jacksonville Jaguars at Indianapolis Colts, 1:00p, FOX
>Buffalo Bills at New England Patriots, 1:00p, CBS
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▶Spartman 01/05/25 (Sun) 23:43:38 No.1672581

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TOTAL KC DEATH

▶Spartman 01/05/25 (Sun) 23:46:11 No.1672582>>1672589

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ok kc what's the 12D chess play here

▶Spartman 01/06/25 (Mon) 00:08:01 No.1672585

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rodgers ballin'

▶Spartman 01/06/25 (Mon) 01:00:54 No.1672589

>>1672582
no reball once confirmed bye
against rival
tay does anal on cam
shut haters up 5ever

▶Spartman 01/06/25 (Mon) 01:19:43 No.1672592

BOOOOOO FUCK THE CHIEFS

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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▶da five denier 12/27/24 (Fri) 17:13:19 No.1670712 [Reply]

no such thing as """GOATbro"""
no such thing as """ditz"""
never a """mcq"""
never was any a "da """five""""
sp is a lie
this place never.

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▶Spartman 01/04/25 (Sat) 23:57:16 No.1672404

>>1672395
what about rimjobs tho?

▶Spartman 01/05/25 (Sun) 00:11:55 No.1672406

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hey there kids
i heard you had some problems with your heads
why dont you hop in the back of the ol van and doc will have you fixed up P E R M A N E N T L Y in 15mins or less

▶Spartman 01/05/25 (Sun) 00:27:58 No.1672408

>>1672395
so it's official, cucks are caused by brain damage
now we just need to bankroll the study to prove it

▶Spartman 01/05/25 (Sun) 00:41:51 No.1672412

>>1672256
been pretending the music autist is him
we are homesteading

▶Spartman 01/05/25 (Sun) 03:41:25 No.1672439

>>1672295
>that janitor
u talmbout lowtax fam nigga ded fo yers now hurd meh?

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▶WHITE CHOCLATE 01/04/2024 Spartman 01/04/25 (Sat) 20:56:29 No.1672370 [Reply]

WHITE-

New York Rangers (17-20-1) vs. Washington Capitals (26-10-3)
>11:00 AM CT
<WSH -167 OVER 6
''''

New Jersey Devils (24-14-3) vs. San Jose Sharks (12-23-6)
>3:00 PM CT
<NJ -361 SJ +285
ESPN+

Detroit Red Wings (16-18-4) vs. Winnipeg Jets (27-11-2)
>6:00 PM CT
<DET +176 WPG -214
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▶Spartman 01/04/25 (Sat) 23:53:37 No.1672403

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