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5th World Nomad Games Spartman 08/01/24 (Thu) 13:53:08 No.1639435 [Reply]

Who's ready for some wrastlin' and sheep-throwing!?

Instead of watching gay troons in France, let's have some hype for REAL sparts next month!

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Spartman 09/19/24 (Thu) 15:29:02 No.1649749

42 is regular archery while 43/44 are more goat-tossin'

Spartman 09/19/24 (Thu) 15:31:35 No.1649750

Videos 45-50 are primarily horse racing at various weights/age groups

Spartman 09/19/24 (Thu) 15:34:18 No.1649752

The rest are pretty much closing ceremonies

Spartman 09/19/24 (Thu) 16:52:39 No.1649765

>>1649737
More countries than I thought

Spartman 09/19/24 (Thu) 20:39:27 No.1649802

>>1649765
Yeah, there were 89 cunts present this year which is almost double last year. They pushed the "cultural exchange" element this time which got a lot more non-Asians on board.
https://worldnomadgames.kz/en/page/medalnyi-zachet
kinda surprised Japan didn't win anything in their wrastlin' considering how popular sumo is since the rules are very similar

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official™ the mlb thread Spartman 09/18/24 (Wed) 19:12:13 No.1649535 [Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Athletics vs. Cubs
Game in Progress
>OAK: 0 - CHC: 0
MLBN

Diamondbacks (83-68) vs. Rockies (59-93)
>2:10 PM CT
<AZ -179 COL +149
MLBN

White Sox (36-116) vs. Angels (61-90)
>3:07 PM CT
<CWS +124 LAA -147
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Spartman 09/19/24 (Thu) 06:49:44 No.1649670

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WOOHOO
BRAVES SUPERIORITY

Spartman 09/19/24 (Thu) 09:49:35 No.1649694

go niggers

Spartman 09/19/24 (Thu) 11:20:08 No.1649709

>>1649670
woohoo!!!!

Spartman 09/19/24 (Thu) 12:02:48 No.1649715

>>1649694
kill niggers

Spartman 09/19/24 (Thu) 12:32:26 No.1649719

yankees won at like 2 in the morning
but i was too sweeeeeeepy to watch the full game

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official™ the mlb thread Spartman 09/16/24 (Mon) 12:44:55 No.1649182 [Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Twins (79-70) vs. Guardians (86-64)
>5:40 PM CT
<MIN -115 CLE -104
BSGL

Nationals (68-81) vs. Mets (81-68)
>6:10 PM CT
<WSH +158 NYM -189
MLBN

Dodgers (88-61) vs. Braves (81-68)
>6:20 PM CT
<LAD -115 ATL -104
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Spartman 09/16/24 (Mon) 20:30:33 No.1649228

>>1649226
same budy

Spartman 09/16/24 (Mon) 20:35:40 No.1649230

no good games today

Spartman 09/16/24 (Mon) 20:59:53 No.1649233

>>1649183
>went full cuck just to avoid a speeding ticket
The absolute state of burgers right now.

Spartman 09/16/24 (Mon) 21:36:38 No.1649237

damn what dotz be doing in the dark ?

Spartman 09/18/24 (Wed) 00:00:11 No.1649395

>west cost yankees games

HOW WUDE

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MNF WEEK #2 Spartman 09/16/24 (Mon) 14:14:14 No.1649198 [Reply]

BLDM

Atlanta Falcons (0-1) vs. Philadelphia Eagles (1-0)
>7:15 PM CT
<PHI -5.5 TOTAL 48.5
ESPN

https://www.nflbite.com/
https://watchsports.to/

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Spartman 09/17/24 (Tue) 00:09:08 No.1649261

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>>1649242
>flud detected post discarded

Spartman 09/17/24 (Tue) 00:45:43 No.1649264

how about that penis junior

Spartman 09/17/24 (Tue) 02:14:31 No.1649269

are the failcons really going to do it ?

Spartman 09/17/24 (Tue) 11:27:01 No.1649287

>falcons beat iggles
<pakrs couldn't
wtf

Spartman 09/17/24 (Tue) 14:43:25 No.1649311

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>iggles lose
>there are bees

tis a /sp/estivis miracle !

Spartman 09/17/24 (Tue) 13:28:14 No.1649302 [Reply]

>>1649048
VIP THREADPOSTING

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Spartman 05/21/24 (Tue) 11:22:31 No.1623622 [Reply]

DUDDER WAKE UP IT'S GURA TIME
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1792759676150353943

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Spartman 09/16/24 (Mon) 19:23:30 No.1649223

>>1649202
looks lik /animu/

Spartman 09/17/24 (Tue) 00:00:08 No.1649256

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>>1649200
hot

Spartman 09/17/24 (Tue) 04:05:13 No.1649275

>>1649178
>>1649176
either way gura is attainable. shes a mediocre looking chubby white girl that looks vaguely jewish.

Spartman 09/17/24 (Tue) 04:44:24 No.1649278

>>1649275
sheem literally a shark girl??
how is that achieveanble at all

Spartman 09/17/24 (Tue) 08:03:43 No.1649282

>>1649275
>vaguely jewish
because she is a quarter jewish
her family tree was leaked on nyfco

Spartman 09/16/24 (Mon) 14:13:50 No.1649197 [Reply]

>>1649050
fuck u fucking fucker i fuck your sister

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NFL WEEK #2 Spartman 09/15/24 (Sun) 11:53:03 No.1648963 [Reply]

BLDM

Las Vegas Raiders (0-1) vs. Baltimore Ravens (0-1)
>12:00 PM CT
<BAL -8.5 TOTAL 43.5
CBS

Los Angeles Chargers (1-0) vs. Carolina Panthers (0-1)
>12:00 PM CT
<LAC -5.5 TOTAL 42.5
CBS

Tampa Bay Buccaneers (1-0) vs. Detroit Loins (1-0)
>12:00 PM CT
<DET -7.5 TOTAL 48.5
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Spartman 09/15/24 (Sun) 23:57:03 No.1649140

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>>1649134
invent more numbers

Spartman 09/16/24 (Mon) 00:01:00 No.1649146

>>1648966
i always knew wadina was into eating pussy

Spartman 09/16/24 (Mon) 01:11:24 No.1649154

who thought burrs taxans was a good SNF game ?

Spartman 09/16/24 (Mon) 04:40:22 No.1649174

>>1649134
I had an emergency scorigami council meeting with Jon Bois.
There will be infinite scorigamigamis until the end of time.
The rules and nature of NFL will be allowing for 100+ points for each team once defense is completely illegal which is happening now.

Spartman 09/16/24 (Mon) 07:38:04 No.1649177

>>1649154
i didn't watch the game. how did future hof qb caleb williams look? was he better or worse than the qb the packers signed off the parking lot two hours before the game?

Spartman 09/15/24 (Sun) 21:03:16 No.1649050 [Reply]

>>1649048
fuck u bastard fuck just make the posts u dum budy?

Spartman 09/15/24 (Sun) 22:15:01 No.1649075

>>1649050
don't tell me what to do you stupid fucking basted

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official™ the mlb thread Spartman 09/15/24 (Sun) 11:43:21 No.1648961 [Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Orioles (84-65) vs. Tigers (76-73)
>11:10 AM CT
<BAL -113 DET -106
BSDET

Reds (73-77) vs. Twins (78-70)
>12:05 PM CT
<CIN +138 MIN -164
Roku

Red Sox (75-74) vs. Yankees (86-63)
>12:35 PM CT
<BOS +147 NYY -176
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Spartman 09/15/24 (Sun) 14:00:23 No.1648969

>>1648965
me to budy

Spartman 09/15/24 (Sun) 19:04:14 No.1649006

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AND THE BLUE JAYS ARE IN FLIGHT!

Spartman 09/15/24 (Sun) 19:37:41 No.1649010

if the yankees blow this, i will blow xotz and xhir feminine xhines

Spartman 09/15/24 (Sun) 19:45:15 No.1649011

>>1649010
u wont

Spartman 09/15/24 (Sun) 22:07:28 No.1649070

>>1649011
well, the yankees won, so i wont have to now

Spartman 09/15/24 (Sun) 20:59:30 No.1649048 [Reply]

>>1648936
I actually had an idea to make shitposts like this but never went through with it. Thanks for being more autistic than me.

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EXCEEDING THE GPU QUOTA MLB THREAD 9/14/2024 Spartman 09/14/24 (Sat) 16:01:04 No.1648872 [Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Red Sox (74-74) vs. Yankees (86-62)
>12:05 PM CT
<BOS +156 NYY -187
MLBN

Royals (81-67) vs. Pirates (70-77)
>12:05 PM CT
<KC -109 PIT -111
ATTP

Cardinals (74-73) vs. Blue Jays (70-78)
>2:07 PM CT
<STL +114 TOR -134
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Spartman 09/15/24 (Sun) 08:21:42 No.1648949

>>1648948
vary nice throw by double hit whit

Spartman 09/15/24 (Sun) 08:45:33 No.1648951

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>>1648948
>>1648930
and a WOOHOO from da first game in das eries

Spartman 09/15/24 (Sun) 09:36:44 No.1648953

>>1648948
>>1648951
BRAVES SUPERIORITY
also nice throw

Spartman 09/15/24 (Sun) 10:43:49 No.1648956

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>>1648951
vary gud but >>1648844
heres da recent one

Spartman 09/15/24 (Sun) 11:41:13 No.1648959

>>1648956
o dam didnt realize i REPOST REPOST'd

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COLLEGE FUNBALL WEEK 3 Spartman 09/14/24 (Sat) 16:22:39 No.1648876 [Reply]

just watch the sports

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Spartman 09/14/24 (Sat) 19:26:45 No.1648907

gaytors not the worst in florida
lmaooooo

Spartman 09/14/24 (Sat) 19:34:00 No.1648909

yimfis won lmao

Spartman 09/14/24 (Sat) 23:43:43 No.1648926

wow gaytors suck too
just cancel florida

Spartman 09/15/24 (Sun) 01:03:57 No.1648934

is mississipi state bro still here?
you suicided yet?

Spartman 09/15/24 (Sun) 07:32:55 No.1648947

>>1648926
i think its gonna be a miami season this year for florda teams

Spartman 09/15/24 (Sun) 06:10:08 No.1648945 [Reply]

>>1648938
no fuk u

Spartman 09/15/24 (Sun) 02:02:43 No.1648938 [Reply]

>>1648936
fuck u bastard guy