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 No.1641805[Reply]

make the nfl thread
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 No.1679408>>1679424

>>1679403
but do you want to spend 40 years watching your team go to shit with no hope in sight, knowing that it's all your fault?

 No.1679424

>>1679408
yah if it's a guaranteed winning bet lmao, kill the birds idgaf i'm a millionaire because of it

 No.1690202>>1690219>>1690251

NFL replaces ‘chain gangs’ with new tech for 2025 season
>The NFL is eliminating its “chain gangs” for the 2025 season.
>Instead, they will determine whether teams have made a first down by using Sony’s Hawk-Eye system, consisting of six 8K cameras placed around each stadium, to optically track the ball’s position.
>However, the chain gang — the nickname for the team of officials who walk onto the field at critical moments to measure whether the ball has gone 10 yards — will “remain on the field in a secondary capacity.”
new ways to refball discovered, we have technology

 No.1690219

>>1690202
now they can cheat and lie in 8k!

 No.1690251

>>1690202
>inb4 ground level scanners installed at the sidelines and an rfid chip in the ball capable of reading to the 1/1000 of a foot



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 No.1689843[Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Twins (0-3) vs. White Sox (1-2)
>1:10 PM CT
<MIN -189 CWS +158
MNNT

Royals (1-2) vs. Brewers (0-3)
>1:10 PM CT
<KC -105 MIL -114
FDSN-WI

Red Sox (1-3) vs. Orioles (2-2)
>1:35 PM CT
<BOS +123 BAL -146
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 No.1689918>>1689937

Jerkopson Profar was suspended 80 games for roids.

 No.1689937>>1689951

>>1689918
wtf why would you get suspended for hemorrhoids

 No.1689951>>1689959

>>1689937
You can’t bring pillows into the dugout to sit on.

 No.1689959

>>1689951
this implies pillow fights are banned too what a gay fuckin "spart"

 No.1690064

Did You Know?
Pillow fighting is an official sport covered by ESPN!



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 No.1689938[Reply]

gud morneng
hapy april phools day
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 No.1689955>>1689960

>>1689949
It's 1/4/2025 in india budy
yu just april phool'd yourself

 No.1689957

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budys yu giev kisers?
onle fors april jokens of corse

 No.1689960

>>1689955
I got dubbed on ;_;

 No.1690018

File: 1743513058832.png (7.84 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)

What'll be the big prank CR is gonna pull off?

 No.1690030

uncle l0ll finally arrested today for the murder of lyl
jk you are the april fool again



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 No.1689520[Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Brewers (0-1) vs. Yankees (1-0)
>12:05 PM CT
<MIL +138 NYY -164
FDSN-WI

Angels (0-1) vs. White Sox (1-0)
>1:10 PM CT
<LAA -164 CWS +138
FDSN-SC

Twins (0-1) vs. Cardinals (1-0)
>1:15 PM CT
<MIN -122 STL +103
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 No.1689852>>1689879>>1689933

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Hegseth pushes unified combat standards for men and women in military

>Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is directing the military services to establish uniform combat arms standards for men and women. In a newly released social media video, Hegseth announced that he is signing a memorandum to ensure equal standards.

>The move aims to eliminate gender-based differences in combat roles and promote a single, high standard for all service members.
>The Pentagon will review and update its policies to ensure compliance with the new directive.

 No.1689853>>1689855>>1689879

wrong thred fuk i suk at this

 No.1689855

>>1689853
you even posted in the wrong mlb thread you idiot

 No.1689879

>>1689853
>>1689852
h'wut in gods name are you doin son just look at the thred you're clicking on

 No.1689933

>>1689852
womyn btfo



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 No.1662030[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

ENCORE
#previous threads
https://archive.ph/r7sgw
https://archive.ph/aFUay
https://archive.is/SkBlG
https://archive.is/PhwSS
https://archive.is/MXMb2

current status:
>UN:Nearly 70 percent of deaths in Gaza are women and children. Overall, 44 percent of the victims were children
>Israeli football fans clash with protesters in Amsterdam
>Qatar agrees to kick Hamas leaders out of Doha following US request
>Former IRGC Quds Force deputy Mohammadreza Gholamreza says Iran should focus on US targets to avenge the killing of top IRGC man Qassem Soleimani
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 No.1689863>>1689866>>1689889

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he's just gone completely off the fucking deep end at this point, isntreal is about to have a russia 93 moment
>start a three front war
>can't even beat up the retard in their own backyard after a year and a half of bombing the fuck out of everything
>hummus still goin strong and has a single-digit turnover rate cuz for every guy they drone 1 or 2 more pissed off palis join their ranks
>joos are telling him to chill tf out and just show up in court
>3/4 of the planet fukn hate you, the last 1/4 only tolerate you cuz you have them by the balls
>just flat out ignoring checks and balances to appoint your own warmongers
maybe that time traveler talking about 2030 israel civil war was right

 No.1689866>>1689889

>>1689863
internal israeli political turmoil is likely. you could argue its already been going on, for longer than the war even
fact is, rn bibi and his extended cabal has the power to do whatever tf he wants within and without reason. you dont graduate from mossad to PM without gaining immense leverage over basically your entire govt. and hes not shy of using it. combine that w wartime powers, guys untouchable. rn at least

and i think youre massively over-estimating the ayyyrabs power rn. they have the warm bodies, sure. no worries about morale either, they all got nowhere else to go anyways.
their problem is that IDF has been continually btfoening their supply lines since after assad fell
throwing stones at IDFniggers is for peacetime. highly inadvisable during a hot war
i reckon, if this continues much longer, we see a lot more carbombs/suicide bombings, and other more traditional terror tactics lik that. simply cuz its cheaper and leverages the one asset you actually have left a glut of zealous wannabe-martyrs

 No.1689889>>1689897

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>>1689863
>>1689866
ya if yeem biber idk why you wouldn't go ham. west's dumbocracy mask is held on with chewing gum and its nothing happens o'clock all over da globe

lotta jawin and proxy slappin, rally hope it stays in random jahoodi-ism

 No.1689897>>1689912

>>1689889
>dup to bomb iran
he wont tho cuz israel doesnt need that shit rn. bibis already got a war. maybe even 2 if syria/turkey pans out. so maybe after that stuff starts to wind down

irans already in such a weak position post-assad, it hardly even matters if anyone bombs em. prolly the weakest this particular regime has ever been in since its beginning. and thats including the time they beat themselves half to death sparring w saddam.
i mean, realistically, in the modern age how long can you run a cunt, full of mostly decently-to-highly-educated ppl, whilst having your govt unironically dictating all legislation and foreign policy based on the mystic ramblings of a committee of clerics?
prolly lik 40-50yrs, right?
thats what i was thinkan

 No.1689912

>>1689897
yids arent holdin all the strings on foreign policy or dup wouldnt be doin a lot of what he is
not sayin for sure he's gonna remix bomb bomb iran (eyeran prob works better as a boogeyman tbh) just that int'l relations are on a mad one
lik cunts get on the back foot and i start hearin lynyrd skynyrd playin wololo y'know



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 No.1689566[Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Brewers (0-1) vs. Yankees (1-0)
>12:05 PM CT
<MIL +138 NYY -164
FDSN-WI

Angels (0-1) vs. White Sox (1-0)
>1:10 PM CT
<LAA -164 CWS +138
FDSN-SC

Twins (0-1) vs. Cardinals (1-0)
>1:15 PM CT
<MIN -122 STL +103
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 No.1689576

DON'T POST HERE!
this thread was not created under the authority of the office of the commisioner of sportschan

 No.1689577

File: 1743285938606.jpg (1.33 MB, 2048x1536, 4:3, CLEAN YOUR TONGUE FFS.jpg)

ROW ROW FITE DA POWAH



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 No.1689278[Reply]

im gonna make a game for spee and i want (you) to draw the assets as kakis
i can do programming i just need art cuz i suck at art
tiles, enemies, anything you want to contribute post it here and i'll make it into gaem
basic game premise is crikmonkr searching for his lost crikbat

 No.1689285

make it with template assets first

 No.1689419

you can just make a str8 kaki thred budy. if you are actually trying to make a game then you gotta be more specific with what you want bc sometimes i get elaborate with my autistic dotz renai/sp/ance paintings

 No.1689437

File: 1743208205656.png (11.44 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)

Art #1

 No.1689444>>1689482

File: 1743209323869.png (5.03 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)

my minimalist dotz for mlb threads when i make em

 No.1689482

>>1689444
is that budi in your sweatpants or are you just happy to see me? :)



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 No.1689387[Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Rockies (0-0) vs. Rays (0-0)
>3:10 PM CT
<COL +180 TB -218
FDSN-SUN

Orioles (1-0) vs. Blue Jays (0-1)
>6:07 PM CT
<BAL +109 TOR -128
Apple TV+

Pirates (0-1) vs. Marlins (1-0)
>6:10 PM CT
<PIT -146 MIA +123
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 No.1689388

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this is what $765 million gets you today. inflation is real, budis

 No.1689390

Spreadin da becel!

 No.1689393>>1689394

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>Copyright notice: this copyrighted thread is presented by authority of the Office of the Commissioner of Sportschan. It may not be reproduced or retransmitted in any form, and the accounts and descriptions of this thread may not be disseminated, without expressed written consent.
this board doesn't belong to the filthy commissioner
take your thread and go away

 No.1689394

>>1689393
justice for farfour



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 No.1689348[Reply]

to tat fukin budyfagot yu fukin basted fukin pissr me fukin offr fer d lastr tym fukin chutiya maddachod benchod go fuk yurself
blody benchod yu knor whoer yu ar

 No.1689353>>1689363

yor just med budi escaprs cage meny coprs go sit to yuor ass on criket padle gud morneng benchod

 No.1689357>>1689363

fuk u blody bastrd bich am of angry and doing needful why mad??? not doing needful hard enough? benchod blody bastard?

 No.1689363>>1689377

>>1689357
yu fukin fuker fukin blody benchod basted
go do needul bai shutr fuk up

>>1689353
yu ar bludy bich i wuz of selering budi for 200 ruppees butt yu fukin peeta nigr freer him fukin benchod givr mai fukin ruppees

 No.1689377

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>>1689363
yu gayrs budy?

 No.1689380

File: 1743176799083.jpg (73.68 KB, 960x540, 16:9, budi gulag.jpg)

LOCK HIM UP



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 No.1689171[Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Brewers (0-0) vs. Yankees (0-0)
>2:05 PM CT
<MIL +120 NYY -143
ESPN

Orioles (0-0) vs. Blue Jays (0-0)
>2:07 PM CT
<BAL -103 TOR -117
SNET

Phillies (0-0) vs. Nationals (0-0)
>3:05 PM CT
<PHI -156 WSH +131
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 No.1689272>>1689274

cahm on brewaz do a funy

 No.1689274

>>1689272
not enough lels

 No.1689275

hat da sauna

 No.1689276

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good game

 No.1689294

opening day but doyers already 2-0



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 No.1685591[Reply]

game nights are kool, but what I really want to see is /sp/ros posting
it's time to lead by example
you know what's not kool? LOADING SCREENS
you know what IS kool? ISOMETRIC GAMEPLAY
combine the two and you get Fallout Ironman™™©, the gretest goty of 4ever
the rules of Ironman™ are simple
>don't reload the save
>don't reload the save
>DON'T RELOAD THE SAVE
<if you die game over you lose
play Fallout Ironman© with the thread and FUNpost about close scrapes and untimely ends!
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 No.1688921>>1688959

>>1688896
>ever since then I've been trying to reencounter the same random encounter with no luck
why?

 No.1688959>>1689103

>>1688921
not doing it feels like cheating
the game served me up a steaming pile and fire geckos and now I've gotta deal with it
well except I can't get them to show again

 No.1689103

>>1688959
https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Fallout_random_encounters#Glow
i tried looking for an encounter that looks similar but i dont see any for fire geckos
i think there are ways you can modify the encounter rate— if you know whicih one it is you could put it up to 100% until you get 3 again, then put it down after

 No.1689108>>1689111

because it's Fallout1in2
fire geckos were only added in FO2

 No.1689111

>>1689108
ah, ok ya that makes sense.
i had a vague feeling that the fire geckos were a FO2 enemy but thought maybe i was just remembering wrong
no idea what to do, other than live with it, then.



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 No.1689013[Reply]

roblox

 No.1689088

i disagree



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 No.1688528[Reply]

die leaf fucks die
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 No.1688848

>>1688846
Cambodia is p funny
their dicks are so small because almost the only men who got out were the effeminate ones who pretended to be women and sneak away combined with severe malnutrition. Basically all the men who didn't flee died, so all their men outside of small villages are returnees after the commie bullshit peaked who could "pass" as women

 No.1688850>>1688948

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>this pooper perturbed over an anthem

 No.1688948>>1688957

>>1688850
Yui is the best character because she is actually a character a lot of people as well as myself can relate to deep down. When she started high school, she was a spacy klutz who had no idea what she wanted to do with her life. I think that is a sentiment many people have struggled with including myself, and seeing her journey towards finding what she loved to do (playing music with her friends) was something that really resonated with me personally. When she forgot her guitar and had to run back and get it during the school festival, she began thinking to herself and sort of comforting her past self as she ran down the same road she took her first steps down on her first day. That scene was beautiful to me and makes me cry every time I see it. Yui in short, is a character I can relate to with my struggles and seeing her journey with her friends has brought me a lot of happiness

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>>1688846
india beeg streng pene beeger den paki nd amrika of meny laffrs

 No.1688957

>>1688948
I don't think so. Mio is the coolest in the band, she has an awesome voice and she seems pretty chill to hang around with. All in all she has the platonic qualities that suit me well in a partner while still being someone enough like me so I could be friends with her. She is also super cute. Then there is Azusa. She is cute but her personality would get on my nerves.



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 No.1688761[Reply]

i hat sports
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 No.1688867>>1688871

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>>1688865
>basically short people basketball with tackles
ya it owns, hope it takes off

 No.1688871>>1688883

>>1688867
It's pretty great yeah, sorry if it came off as dissin' it

 No.1688881

it'd be a fascinating transition to watch too as players get shorter and shorter, like revenge of the manlet

 No.1688883>>1688885

>>1688871
nah all good. their official twatter has 45 followers in 11 years and jewtube has 221 so prob not going to happen soon
man i need the first year of them figuring out tall sucks and watching 7 footers get folded

 No.1688885

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>>1688883
>11 year old account
>first year
i got srs rarts today

russians call it regbol "регбол", nothing on their schedule yet



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 No.1686923[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

UNDISCLOSED TIME

let thim v yims cook - GHOSTD vance himself

>cant think of a gud joke
i lik the word drool p gud cuza how it rolls off the tongue
i lik sayin grande to spics it raly means a lot to em
i ate a dictionary once and wew budy that was thesaurus my throat ever been
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 No.1688886>>1688909

World Athletics to introduce mandatory sex testing for female competitions

>World Athletics will introduce cheek swabbing to determine if an athlete is biologically female for female competitions. Sebastian Coe stated that the decision is crucial for maintaining the integrity of women’s sports, and was made after widespread consultation.

>Coe expressed confidence that the policy would withstand legal challenges, acknowledging the complexities involved. The introduction of testing aims to provide confidence in competition while protecting the female category in sports, as noted by Coe. A group with World Athletics said they would be testing for the SRY gene, and also potentially testosterone levels.
troons btfo

 No.1688903>>1688910

File: 1742946343399.mp4 (4.4 MB, 640x360, 16:9, dup ballot fraud EO.mp4) [play once] [loop]

>Dr. Jay Bhattacharya confirmed as head of NIH.
Apparently he opposed lockdowns. We got another paki lol
>JD headin' to Greenland with his paki wife
>dup ordering immediately declassification of Russiagate hoax files
>dup freezing funding to planned parenthood amid mass layoffs/shutdowns as they lost their USAID funding, claiming DIE
>university of columbia interim director faced with mass catty bitches among loss of funding complaining that they should be allowed to protest wherever and whenever using up bolice resources as they please
Really the solution is just to let them protest but don't post any police around so you can point to them summer of loving the place and declare a national emergency.
>PBS and NPR to testify before DOGE that they are not politically biased news agencies (lmao)
>Judge puts restraining order on temporary shutdown of Radio Free X groups receiving congressional funding, cites separation of powers

Trump signs EO requiring voter ID, ballot paper trail, action against states that count late votes!
I'm sure the judges will have a field day with this one but that's why heem gotta introduce it early and hit hard and fast before midterms.

 No.1688908

>>1688780
i finally watched the dune movies, and aside from a few nonsensicle movie theatric stuff, it was actually pretty good. someone had a vision

 No.1688909

>>1688886
make all sports coed
put hoes in their place

 No.1688910

>>1688903
fuck judges lel
'democracy' been cooked for a long time. far too little, far too late. tho i can't fault trump for trying to make things Less shit



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