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Spartman 08/01/24 (Thu) 18:59:42 No.1639499 [Reply]

>dotz follows sparts obsessively
>dotz watched lolympics
>gojira played at olympics
>dotz a metalhead now
wew

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official™ the mlb thread Spartman 07/31/24 (Wed) 19:35:35 No.1639268 [Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Marlins (40-68) vs. Rays (55-53)
>11:10 AM CT
Winner: Marlins
6-2

Yankees (65-45) vs. Phillies (65-43)
>11:35 AM CT
Winner: Yankees
6-5

Blue Jays vs. Orioles
Game in Progress
>TOR: 4 - BAL: 10
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Spartman 07/31/24 (Wed) 19:37:15 No.1639269

go braves

Spartman 08/01/24 (Thu) 02:36:34 No.1639339

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woohoo!!!!!!!

Spartman 08/01/24 (Thu) 06:19:11 No.1639363

>>1639339
WOOHOO
BREWERS SPRUH BTFO

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late official™ the mlb thread Spartman 07/30/24 (Tue) 22:44:46 No.1639083 [Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Guardians (65-42) vs. Tigers (52-57)
>12:10 PM CT
Winner: Guardians
5-0

Blue Jays vs. Orioles
Game in Progress
>TOR: 0 - BAL: 0
SNET

Yankees (63-45) vs. Phillies (65-41)
>5:40 PM CT
<NYY +124 PHI -146
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Spartman 07/31/24 (Wed) 20:47:48 No.1639283

>>1639272
up 6-2 in the top of the nineth

Spartman 07/31/24 (Wed) 21:21:15 No.1639286

>>1639158
>>1639195
go brewaz
fuk braves

Spartman 07/31/24 (Wed) 22:18:08 No.1639293

>>1639286
fuk yu to budy

Spartman 07/31/24 (Wed) 22:21:14 No.1639294

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>>1639293
no fuk u bloody basterd bich

Spartman 08/01/24 (Thu) 00:45:54 No.1639318

>>1639294
I hope indiabro got in an irrational argument with some oregon crikmonk benchod basterd while he was here

Spartman 07/31/24 (Wed) 09:45:55 No.1639193 [Reply]

it's pretty ded: now 200% more ded

Spartman 07/31/24 (Wed) 19:47:18 No.1639274

not until >we get another osdm video with cirno in it

Spartman 07/31/24 (Wed) 21:38:07 No.1639288

o no

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Spartman 07/31/24 (Wed) 01:59:29 No.1639135 [Reply]

i can't believe i never noticed this… CR is weird!

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Spartman 07/31/24 (Wed) 03:38:44 No.1639153

dangerously chinky

Spartman 07/31/24 (Wed) 07:01:41 No.1639179

>>1639146
She's as black obongo is black or jewish.

Spartman 07/31/24 (Wed) 12:02:39 No.1639211

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>>1639146
>she ain’t black
Majik cat disagrees

Spartman 07/31/24 (Wed) 12:48:27 No.1639219

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>>1639179
cept he's both

Spartman 07/31/24 (Wed) 12:49:01 No.1639220

>>1639146
she's a transnigger you racist

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official™ the mlb thread Spartman 07/29/24 (Mon) 19:23:36 No.1638891 [Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Blue Jays vs. Orioles
Game in Progress
>TOR: 0 - BAL: 0
SNET

Blue Jays (49-56) vs. Orioles (62-43)
>5:35 PM CT
<TOR +138 BAL -165
SNET

Guardians (63-42) vs. Tigers (52-55)
>5:40 PM CT
<CLE -147 DET +125
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Spartman 07/30/24 (Tue) 21:46:34 No.1639075

>>1639053
i hat mundaies

Spartman 07/30/24 (Tue) 23:10:27 No.1639087

>>1639069
I used to gag grils with spoons all the time

Spartman 07/30/24 (Tue) 23:44:50 No.1639090

>>1639087
until..?

Spartman 07/31/24 (Wed) 00:13:15 No.1639099

>>1639090
i shot him in the knee with an arrow
>>1639087
my bad bud

Spartman 07/31/24 (Wed) 01:04:58 No.1639125

>>1639099
you seem to have been shooting a lot of people in the knee with arrows

Spartman 07/29/24 (Mon) 16:16:27 No.1638861 [Reply]

what spart does jd vance play

Spartman 07/29/24 (Mon) 16:23:06 No.1638865

fag killin

Spartman 07/29/24 (Mon) 16:24:17 No.1638866

fucking desi whorbs curry creampie

Spartman 07/29/24 (Mon) 19:38:39 No.1638894

couch fuckin

Spartman 07/30/24 (Tue) 08:06:15 No.1639001

>>1638866
he lik criket?

Spartman 07/30/24 (Tue) 14:17:04 No.1639029

din't he say he played foosball in his book

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official™ the mlb thread Spartman 07/28/24 (Sun) 17:36:45 No.1638628 [Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Reds vs. Rays
Game in Progress
>CIN: 1 - TB: 0
Roku

Padres (57-50) vs. Orioles (61-43)
>12:35 PM CT
<SD +116 BAL -137
MLBN

Guardians (62-42) vs. Phillies (65-39)
>12:35 PM CT
<CLE +108 PHI -128
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Spartman 07/28/24 (Sun) 20:21:49 No.1638660

go niggers

Spartman 07/28/24 (Sun) 20:43:08 No.1638665

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>sells half the team
>sweeps worldchamps

Spartman 07/28/24 (Sun) 22:59:58 No.1638682

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woohoo!!!!!!

Spartman 07/29/24 (Mon) 06:22:24 No.1638772

>>1638682
>braves raping da mets
TOP WEW
BRAVES SUPERIORITY

Spartman 07/29/24 (Mon) 06:54:23 No.1638776

>>1638665
why do they sell beaner swill in canada?

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IT'S OGRE Spartman 07/21/24 (Sun) 18:39:15 No.1636885 [Reply]

bidup bros, i don't feel so good

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Spartman 07/22/24 (Mon) 04:05:26 No.1637106

NEWS ALERT ‼️‼️ Looks 👀 like HOE 💃 Biden 👨‍🦳 has DROPPED ⬇️ his presidential 🇺🇸 ASS 🍑 out 🚫 of the RACE 🏃‍♀️ today 📆 and the nomination 🗳️ will go to CUMala 💦 Harris 👩 So let's 🤪 give it 🆙 🤤 for the OLDEST 💀 DUSTIEST 🌬️ and FREAKIEST 😈 president 🤵‍♂️ of all time ⏰ JOE BIDEN 🥵 and wish 🥺 🙏 him luck 🍀 in whatever SEXY 🥵 😳 ventures ✈️ he might have 🤷 We all know Jill 👵 is going to RIDE 🤤 🥵 his PRESIDENTIAL 🇺🇸 PRICK 🍆 until he busts 💦 his last CONGRESSIONAL 🇺🇸 CUMMING 💦 💦 in the White House 🏦 Send ✉️ this to 🔟 SEXY 💁‍♀️ inCUMbents 💦 if you get 0️ back you're a real TRUMP 🤮 TAINT 🍑 LICKER 👅 if you get 5️ you're 🫵 a JILL 💃 BIDEN SQUIRTER 💃 💦 and if you 🫵 get 🔟 you're a real ‼️ JOE BIDEN 🇺🇸 FREAK 😈 🥵

Spartman 07/23/24 (Tue) 01:28:02 No.1637352

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i'm just mad that i won't get to use these beautiful montages i made with imagemagick

Spartman 07/24/24 (Wed) 03:59:06 No.1637645

>>1637106
god i wish i could post like this

Spartman 07/28/24 (Sun) 17:31:52 No.1638626

>>1637645
if ur on wangblows press windows key + period for emoji menu

Spartman 07/28/24 (Sun) 20:21:27 No.1638659

>>1638626
there is an addon for jew moon called emoji helper, but its selection is kinda limited and it hasn't updated in years

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OFFICAL SUMO THREAD Spartman 07/12/24 (Fri) 15:59:45 No.1634175 [Reply]

Hello Spartmans!
Nagoya Grand Tournament starts on Sunday!
In the next two weeks we're gonna watch the recaps of the bouts from the top two divisions, juryo and makuuchi.
Starting at 16:00 UTC. That should be 12:00 on the US East Coast.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

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Spartman 07/27/24 (Sat) 15:49:53 No.1638394

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>>1638209
big slap
Takerufuji's injury on his teat

Spartman 07/27/24 (Sat) 20:08:50 No.1638421

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does this count as sumo ?

Spartman 07/28/24 (Sun) 12:31:44 No.1638570

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Last day budis! The fate of the yusho (championship) will be decided!
One other important question on the side: can Onosato continue his struggle for the ozeki title? He needs to pocket 33 points in three consecutive bashos. He already has a 12-3 from the tournament of May, and if he wins today, he'll end with a 10-5 which is enough if in September he can belt at least 11 victories.

Also someone pls delete the cp spam.

>>1638421
sounds like it

Spartman 07/28/24 (Sun) 17:15:24 No.1638620

gud final day

Spartman 07/28/24 (Sun) 17:36:59 No.1638629

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Real good basho, sumobros.
Here's the final moment of Shishi vs Hakuoho bout in juryo.
Also happy Takanosho is happy.

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Spartman 07/23/24 (Tue) 15:55:21 No.1637481 [Reply]

ayy lmao

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Spartman 07/25/24 (Thu) 19:26:12 No.1638000

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ayyrians

Spartman 07/25/24 (Thu) 19:30:45 No.1638001

>>1637730
art was great largely due to the time, he couldnt handle the level of phreaky now imo
'low value mail' does a hands off call in schiz show. havent watched a ton but havent seen him censor anything

Spartman 07/26/24 (Fri) 00:29:39 No.1638070

>>1637995
>everything in that video
idk why some of you schiz out about this guy he's just a conman that fools children like p much any other youtube shitleb. he found a formula that works better is all. put a suit on him and he's just an 80s exec that time traveled to the 2020s

Spartman 07/26/24 (Fri) 00:30:06 No.1638071

>>1638070
and by this i mean calling him the antichrist not the fact hes a scammer

Spartman 07/26/24 (Fri) 01:52:54 No.1638092

>>1638000
p wonky vid famalam forgot all about it until I saw this

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official™ the mlb thread Spartman 07/22/24 (Mon) 19:36:02 No.1637239 [Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Rays vs. Yankees
Game in Progress
>TB: 1 - NYY: 6
MLBN

Tigers (49-51) vs. Guardians (59-39)
>5:40 PM CT
<DET -133 CLE +113
BSGL

Mets (50-48) vs. Marlins (35-64)
>5:40 PM CT
<NYM -148 MIA +125
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Spartman 07/23/24 (Tue) 14:06:29 No.1637453

>>1637424
Maple syrup ye. The rest of that shit is fake and gay.

Spartman 07/23/24 (Tue) 14:18:17 No.1637457

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>>1637401
what about the 18 times grey cup champions toronto argonauts?everybody loves the argos, right?

Spartman 07/23/24 (Tue) 23:51:35 No.1637580

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iata
go dotzkees

Spartman 07/24/24 (Wed) 04:01:45 No.1637646

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>>1637457
i love it more when they get raked along with their gay country

Spartman 07/24/24 (Wed) 16:08:54 No.1637740

>>1637646
>canadians
>not a bunch of pajeets and pakis

Is AI fucking stupid ?

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TODAY TODAY 07/19/24 (Fri) 06:03:31 No.1636224 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

TODAY

HH BROTHER - GHOST Hogan

>flood defected

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Spartman 07/23/24 (Tue) 19:32:21 No.1637515

>>1637502
honestly
i thought the same thing
his "call" into kamala was waaaaay too eloquent and well worded

biden hasnt been able to finish a complete sentence for like 2+ years now

Spartman 07/23/24 (Tue) 19:58:29 No.1637519

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Spartman 07/23/24 (Tue) 20:47:08 No.1637528

maek the new thread

Spartman 07/23/24 (Tue) 22:33:21 No.1637553

>>1637519
AWAKEN

Spartman 07/24/24 (Wed) 03:29:30 No.1637636

>>1637420
when the fuck was the last time anyones seen him?
he withdrew his fucking nomination by TWITTER post ffs
even that morning his aides were steadfast that he was staying in the race
its bizarre, either way.

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official™ the mlb thread Spartman 06/17/24 (Mon) 15:13:48 No.1628847 [Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Padres (37-38) vs. Phillies (47-24)
>5:40 PM CT
<SD +153 PHI -183
SDPA

Cardinals (35-35) vs. Marlins (23-48)
>5:40 PM CT
<STL -153 MIA +129
BSFL

Reds (34-37) vs. Pirates (34-37)
>5:40 PM CT
<CIN +159 PIT -190
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Spartman 06/18/24 (Tue) 10:36:24 No.1628975

>>1628923
>>1628924
>>1628949
WEW
ANOTHER GOOD DAY

Spartman 06/18/24 (Tue) 11:38:41 No.1628984

>>1628975
no such thing as good days

Spartman 06/18/24 (Tue) 18:01:21 No.1629034

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