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Breaking!!: Bungholes on Suicide watch Spartman 08/11/24 (Sun) 18:17:11 No.1642086 [Reply]

what will the political and economic implications of this look like over the next years to come?how many generations will be impacted by lastnight? over 79% bunghole fans called suicide hotline after week 1 preseason raping they took from the Tampa Bay Buccaneers .

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Spartman 08/11/24 (Sun) 20:39:18 No.1642108

bordy is hiring erik prince to reconquista oh*o

Spartman 08/11/24 (Sun) 21:25:53 No.1642122

she's looking more and more like a shemale is that just how she's aging or did she start doing amphetamines?

Spartman 08/11/24 (Sun) 21:31:53 No.1642124

>>1642122
meth is hot
get that girl spun and on my dick damnit

Spartman 08/12/24 (Mon) 16:05:40 No.1642280

although
britney for SURE has some nasty STD's

i would bet with 100% accuracy she has multiple STD's

Spartman 08/12/24 (Mon) 17:52:52 No.1642303

>>1642086
who dis whorb i will pay 10k

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kcbro 08/11/24 (Sun) 22:29:39 No.1642147 [Reply]

I for one cant WAIT to welcome all the new visitors this year. I will do my Sissy Jackson Mahomes twerk dance and take them all in ANALLY.

We are truly the FAG CAPITAL of the world and all you other losers wish you could out fag us.

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Spartman 08/12/24 (Mon) 02:09:52 No.1642196

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>>1642192
raepr yu with beeg iron rod

Spartman 08/12/24 (Mon) 07:03:16 No.1642231

FAG CAPITAL OF THE WORLD

Spartman 08/12/24 (Mon) 07:46:27 No.1642236

>>1642231
rookie numbers
kansas city got nothing on berlin or stockholm

Spartman 08/12/24 (Mon) 14:12:01 No.1642267

i want to visit toronto ks

Spartman 08/12/24 (Mon) 16:04:09 No.1642279

>>1642236
but does berlin or stockholm take them in anally ?

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official™ the mlb thread Spartman 08/10/24 (Sat) 16:58:05 No.1641845 [Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Rangers (54-61) vs. Yankees (68-48)
>12:05 PM CT
<TEX +140 NYY -167
MLBN

Athletics (48-69) vs. Blue Jays (54-62)
>2:07 PM CT
<OAK +117 TOR -137
SNET

Tigers (55-62) vs. Giants (60-58)
>3:05 PM CT
<DET +206 SF -250
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Spartman ## Admin 08/11/24 (Sun) 05:18:38 No.1641983

>>1641979
glad you like it

Spartman 08/11/24 (Sun) 22:32:28 No.1642150

>>1641968
fuck i hate him
and if he rly thinks cameltoe is gonna giv more aidbux to isntreal he put his eggs in the wrong basket

Spartman 08/11/24 (Sun) 23:02:01 No.1642156

>>1642150
zionists dont really care who gets in
they control the dialectic and they get their aid regardless

Spartman 08/12/24 (Mon) 01:11:20 No.1642185

tbft

bibi is totally brat

Spartman 08/12/24 (Mon) 07:11:52 No.1642232

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WOOHOO!
GO BRAVES

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Spartman 08/11/24 (Sun) 03:41:25 No.1641973 [Reply]

wanna see a magic trick?

Spartman 08/11/24 (Sun) 04:14:35 No.1641976

how much for this whorb?

Spartman 08/11/24 (Sun) 22:01:40 No.1642132

ok really how does she do it at the end

Spartman 08/11/24 (Sun) 23:13:46 No.1642164

>>1642132
she vaporized it with her filthy anglo-aragonian hands

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official™ the mlb thread Spartman 08/11/24 (Sun) 12:59:20 No.1642026 [Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Angels (51-66) vs. Nationals (54-64)
>10:35 AM CT
<LAA +126 WSH -149
Roku

Rangers (55-62) vs. Yankees (69-49)
>12:35 PM CT
<TEX +123 NYY -146
MLBN

Astros (61-55) vs. Red Sox (61-54)
>12:35 PM CT
<HOU -139 BOS +118
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Spartman 08/11/24 (Sun) 18:52:42 No.1642093

would the worst brat be bratwurst?

Spartman 08/11/24 (Sun) 19:12:02 No.1642096

go 'stros

Spartman 08/11/24 (Sun) 19:17:20 No.1642098

>>1642096
shaddap
i feel a very dark narrative forming

"THE TEAM THAT BATTLED BACK"
"AGAINST ALL ODDS"
"THE DYNASTY ENDURES ALL"
"FROM CHEATERS TO CHAMPIONS"

NO NO NO NO NO

Spartman 08/11/24 (Sun) 20:12:00 No.1642105

IVE GOT A BIKE YOU CAN RIDE IT IF YOU LIK ITS GOT A BELL AN A BASKET AN RINGS AN SHIT THAT MAKES IT LOOK NEAT
ID GIVE IT TO YOU IF I COULD BUT I STOLE IT NIGGA

Spartman 08/11/24 (Sun) 20:56:28 No.1642110

yankees jfc
how do you let an 8-3 lead get down to first and third 7 to 8 in the ninth

my bussy is still sweating

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YESTERYEAR Spartman 08/04/24 (Sun) 01:28:18 No.1640093 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

YESTERYEAR

We have eternity, GHOST
You may have eternity. I have only now
But this is eternity

This thread dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighers of Afghanistan

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Spartman 08/11/24 (Sun) 00:06:38 No.1641938

News:
>Trump's plane was sabotaged on its way to Montana rally, but sabotaged poorly so they diverted safely
>Alabama to hold back 2,000 third graders for being illiterate
>Pundits angry that MyPillow guy continues to fund MAGA
>British OnlyFans model Rain Monroe, 21, gets TRUMP tattooed on her forehead
>Harris promises to do interviews… By the end of August
>North Dakota state senator pleads guilty to sex trafficking little boys
>ActBlue getting sued by Texas for money laundering through senior citizens
>Pennsylvania police revealed to have warned SS about the roof the Tuesday before the event
>Majority of Americans now think Euthanasia should be legalized, stock trading among legislature should be banned, and America should not intervene in Israel
>Trump claims Harris has agreed to three debates
>Homeowners being mass-dropped from insurance after insurance companies incorporate AI drones to force compliance
>Taylor Swift concerts canceled in Austria

Spartman 08/11/24 (Sun) 00:39:52 No.1641945

>>1641938
>>Homeowners being mass-dropped from insurance after insurance companies incorporate AI drones to force compliance
compliance with what?

Spartman 08/11/24 (Sun) 00:50:36 No.1641949

>>1641945
nvm i looked it up, insurance kikes are using aerial surveillance to look at roofs and other shit to provide excuses to end your coverage
fuck em i don't even need insurance where i'm at. i'd drive without insurance if i could too, been driving for almost 20 years at this point and not a single wreck outside of hitting a deer which they refused to fuckin pay for anyway. it's just kikes all the way down with insurance, total fuckin scam

Spartman 08/11/24 (Sun) 00:56:46 No.1641951

>>1641921
imo he wants to prove something to someone, and really he just needs to search with in to rid himself of that ego and arrogance that allows him to ramble endlessly about how cool psychedelic drugs are. I mean yes you’ve got that right, mind altering chemicals are amazing, however it takes a strong mind to not wind up being an egofag over doing dmt a few times I’ve done it hundreds of times tbh ohhh lookit me gibs me cool cred :D lolno that’s not how it’s supposed to work. You take w/e it is and have a really interesting, possibly majikal experience with your friends or a loved one and think about things differently and apply it to your daily life all the while seeing walls, trees, grass, the sky, how they are supposed to be seen. That’s just my opinion, I may be right or wrong. The answer lies in the canyon at sundown

t. psychedelic pro

Spartman 08/11/24 (Sun) 01:38:22 No.1641956

>>1641951
idk how he gets such an ego after doing them i always feel the opposite afterwards, as in not preachy at all. i'm also not particularly full of myself to begin with either i guess it's just his personality type, you can't really do much to change that past a certain age

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Spartman 08/10/24 (Sat) 01:50:19 No.1641696 [Reply]

Rare photo of NIN circa 1939

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Spartman 08/10/24 (Sat) 15:56:16 No.1641830

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>>1641815

Spartman 08/10/24 (Sat) 17:04:19 No.1641847

>>1641808
most schools i've been to the student wouldn't have gotten it back

immediate expulsion with authorities notified

Spartman 08/10/24 (Sat) 18:38:44 No.1641865

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>>1641847
Dang ol’ European schools amirite?

Spartman 08/10/24 (Sat) 18:49:23 No.1641868

>>1641865
some american schools will go so far as call children's services and have kids taken from their parents

Spartman 08/10/24 (Sat) 18:56:44 No.1641873

>>1641868
there's also plenty that dgaf and wouldn't even report clear signs of actual abuse tho. dunno if chomo protective services can actually take a kid away for saying that the hoax ain't real anyway. yet.

make the mlb thread thread make the mlb thread thread maker 08/08/24 (Thu) 15:17:20 No.1641329 [Reply]

make the mlb thread

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Spartman 08/09/24 (Fri) 13:51:33 No.1641533

>>1641440
what's his pitch record like tho?

MAXIMUS GHOSTICUS 08/09/24 (Fri) 20:10:41 No.1641589

>>1641452
hello~

Spartman 08/09/24 (Fri) 22:30:19 No.1641624

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>>1641589
hey bby want sum fuk?

Spartman 08/10/24 (Sat) 16:52:04 No.1641841

today rose the sun on another instance that i will not make da mlb thread

Spartman 08/10/24 (Sat) 16:53:52 No.1641844

ok nvm ill make the dang thread

Spartman 08/10/24 (Sat) 14:58:41 No.1641820 [Reply]

spros i ordered dotz w/ happy ending but im still sad 😔

Spartman 08/10/24 (Sat) 16:52:08 No.1641842

was dotz sad?

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Spartman 07/04/24 (Thu) 17:16:29 No.1632569 [Reply]

rememebering

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Spartman 07/04/24 (Thu) 19:08:44 No.1632603

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you guys want a hat?

Spartman 07/06/24 (Sat) 06:02:26 No.1632919

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>>1632603
meny thenkrs speenon

Spartman 07/07/24 (Sun) 10:23:02 No.1633168

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Spartman 07/16/24 (Tue) 00:29:26 No.1635317

WeW
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Spartman 08/10/24 (Sat) 15:00:29 No.1641821

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Spartman 08/09/24 (Fri) 18:17:57 No.1641566 [Reply]

>The Simon Wiesenthal Center included some of Farrakhan's comments on its list of the Top 10 antisemitic slurs in 2012.[76]
finally a sport we can compete in

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Spartman 08/09/24 (Fri) 20:09:47 No.1641588

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>>1641568
have you considered reading [76] anon?

Spartman 08/09/24 (Fri) 20:42:00 No.1641597

>>1641566
those guys were dumb and forgot the part about owning niggers
everyone should own a dozen!

Spartman 08/10/24 (Sat) 05:58:04 No.1641753

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>>1641597
>It looks like Spartman is going to use the "niggers" strategy to win the Antisemitic Slurs
<That's a bold strategy Cotton, let's see if it pays off for him

Spartman 08/10/24 (Sat) 08:27:42 No.1641766

>>1641568
>“We are feeling the effect of the planning of a small group of Zionists and some so-called Christians as well. The Synagogue of Satan and its companions are working day and night to destroy any unity among Spartmen.”
>— Speech delivered in Iran, 2/10/16

Spartman 08/10/24 (Sat) 08:56:09 No.1641773

>“Did you know that /sp/ says that Jews are the most violent of people. I didn't write it, but I'm living to see it.”
— Saviours' Day speech, Chicago, Illinois, 2/26/12

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PARIS 2024 OLYMPICS THREAD Spartman 07/25/24 (Thu) 12:11:46 No.1637939 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

OLYMPICS
watch weird sparts and protests and shiet

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Spartman 08/10/24 (Sat) 23:52:39 No.1641935

Thread bump limit reached and today is the last day. Using this thread:
>>1640774

Spartman 08/11/24 (Sun) 21:04:22 No.1642114

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AMERICA NUMBER ONE
GET FUCKED BUGMEN

Spartman 08/11/24 (Sun) 23:10:31 No.1642161

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NIGGER BTFO!

Spartman 08/12/24 (Mon) 20:13:18 No.1642325

LA 2026
we bang ese

Spartman 09/05/24 (Thu) 19:29:04 No.1647140

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What did >she do? Aside from being fucking ugly?

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official™ the mlb thread Spartman 08/09/24 (Fri) 16:19:13 No.1641551 [Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Guardians (67-47) vs. Twins (63-50)
>1:10 PM CT
<CLE +122 MIN -143
MLBN

Angels (51-64) vs. Nationals (52-64)
>5:45 PM CT
<LAA -104 WSH -115
BSW

Orioles (68-48) vs. Rays (58-56)
>5:50 PM CT
<BAL -135 TB +114
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Spartman 08/09/24 (Fri) 16:24:07 No.1641552

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that cr sCRares me

Spartman 08/09/24 (Fri) 17:21:07 No.1641558

go brewaz

Spartman 08/09/24 (Fri) 17:21:44 No.1641559

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even dotz is scared

Spartman 08/09/24 (Fri) 23:31:10 No.1641641

go braves

Spartman 08/09/24 (Fri) 00:54:23 No.1641435 [Reply]

I hakunad my tata

Spartman 08/08/24 (Thu) 10:00:16 No.1641283 [Reply]

i lik reddit

Spartman 08/08/24 (Thu) 12:59:40 No.1641310

i dont

Spartman 08/08/24 (Thu) 14:10:28 No.1641318

i think reddit SUCKS