▶ Spartman 01/12/25 (Sun) 04:03:33 No. 1673757
TRY THE STREET FOOD
▶ Spartman 01/12/25 (Sun) 04:05:17 No. 1673758
do a funny at accenture hq
▶ Spartman 01/12/25 (Sun) 04:13:07 No. 1673760
i lik crik
▶ Spartman 01/12/25 (Sun) 04:13:18 No. 1673761
gud moreng
▶ Spartman 01/12/25 (Sun) 04:39:31 No. 1673765 >>1673768
is this like the central park of india?
▶ Spartman 01/12/25 (Sun) 04:42:48 No. 1673766
DO NOT PICK UP THE ROAD LOGS AND EAT THEM
▶ Spartman 01/12/25 (Sun) 05:00:20 No. 1673768 >>1673770
>>1673765 Bangalore is called the garden city of india
▶ Spartman 01/12/25 (Sun) 05:56:17 No. 1673776
attend a breeding party
▶ Spartman 01/12/25 (Sun) 08:43:26 No. 1673789 >>1673791 >>1674059
>>1673784 Do indians actually believe in the gods or is it more like witchcraft where they think of they do x they'll get y?
▶ Spartman 01/12/25 (Sun) 08:45:51 No. 1673791
>>1673789 its basically a do your own adventure book style of how their many gods operate
▶ Spartman 01/12/25 (Sun) 09:55:35 No. 1673797 >>1673802
If you're white then they'll treat you like a God. Or taxis and the like will scam you for being a dumb foreign tourist.
▶ Spartman 01/12/25 (Sun) 10:54:26 No. 1673802
>>1673797 It's both
Service is outstanding but some of them try to inflate prices thinking I won't know rupee conversion rates
▶ Spartman 01/12/25 (Sun) 19:30:48 No. 1673877
>>1673804 go fuck some local slut in the ass
▶ Spartman 01/12/25 (Sun) 20:13:17 No. 1673888
>>1673878 to avoid getting aids from the air pollution
▶ Spartman 01/12/25 (Sun) 22:05:50 No. 1673938
>>1673878 it's the ugly mask
pretty girls wear it to hide from rape
unless it's the acid mask
▶ Spartman 01/13/25 (Mon) 01:29:22 No. 1673996
>>1673878 sheem a big gurl
▶ Spartman 01/13/25 (Mon) 03:05:41 No. 1674006 >>1674012
wtf
▶ Spartman 01/13/25 (Mon) 03:36:59 No. 1674009 >>1674010 >>1674061
>>1673999 If it is vegetarian then looks like a bunch of vegetables, potatoes, beans etc. Enjoy your diarrhea.
▶ Spartman 01/13/25 (Mon) 03:39:09 No. 1674010
>>1674009 designated shitting street is hotel adjacent
▶ Spartman 01/13/25 (Mon) 04:23:17 No. 1674016
>>1674014 does a desi shit in the street?
▶ Spartman 01/13/25 (Mon) 10:06:19 No. 1674047 >>1674051
>>1674014 No
Just proper cars and SUVs
It's dirt cheap to just hire your own chauffeur for the day.
▶ Spartman 01/13/25 (Mon) 10:59:59 No. 1674051 >>1674066 >>1674737
>>1674047 >It's dirt cheap to just hire your own chauffeur for the day. indiabro here, damn first worlder and your dollars i felt that…
Encounter any poor people or chakkas (gypsy trannys) begging you for money?
▶ Spartman 01/13/25 (Mon) 11:18:01 No. 1674059
>>1673789 Like most pagan deities, Indians believe they will be punished if they don't, so they "do" by virtue of not wanting to get punished for not doing the do.
▶ Spartman 01/13/25 (Mon) 11:21:21 No. 1674060
>>1673999 >1 The one at the back is just fried tater or fried bread. The one in front is likely either potato balls or raisin balls (or both).
>2 That's a common staple dish made of chickpeas and yogurt or cream
>3 It's just an ensemble of different sauces that you are meant to dip your naan in. The naan is your utensil.
▶ Spartman 01/13/25 (Mon) 11:22:42 No. 1674061 >>1674073
>>1674009 most food in India is vegetarian unless you are in the ~~Pakistani~~ Muslim parts of the cunt
conversely those are the parts with the most designating shitting and poop patrol rapes despite being the only places that eat meat heavily lol ▶ Spartman 01/13/25 (Mon) 12:17:04 No. 1674066 >>1674069 >>1674737
>>1674051 sorry budy
Each driver I get is being paid well and tipped generously
Yes obvious men dressed as women banging on the car window while stopped at a red light or stuck in infinite traffic is an every day thing so far.
Traffic is so awful here
These wannabe tranny fucks make no sense either
▶ Spartman 01/13/25 (Mon) 12:55:16 No. 1674069
>>1674066 halo sar am prety lady with bobs and vagene u want fun time 5 crore??
▶ Spartman 01/13/25 (Mon) 13:18:14 No. 1674073 >>1674074
>>1674061 eating meat gives you that HIGH T alpha factor increasing the SEX DRIVE
you cant help but rape a whorb maybe even kill her after a meaty meal of MEAT
▶ Spartman 01/13/25 (Mon) 13:31:00 No. 1674074
>>1674073 indians rarely eat meat but commit some of the most vicious sexual assaults and rapes in the world
▶ Spartman 01/14/25 (Tue) 02:04:26 No. 1674194
god morneng
▶ Stuff to do in india Spartman 01/14/25 (Tue) 03:55:52 No. 1674210 >>1674218
>>1673784 >>1673804 Visit all the dozens of religious temples, churches, mosques etc and pray for the glory of sportschan.
Go watch a criket game
Go play gully criket in the streets with children
Have a 10 rupee cup of chai
Eat the street food
Attend a random wedding for free food
Go dancing like in bollywood flicks
Bribe someone to get what you what
Give a beggar 10 rupees and watch a horde of them show up and hound you for money
Piss on the road, shit in the streets
If you see a cow on the road then praise it
▶ Spartman 01/14/25 (Tue) 05:38:26 No. 1674218 >>1674243
>>1674210 what about doing a curry creampie?
▶ Spartman 01/16/25 (Thu) 16:11:08 No. 1674663
helo budy
▶ Spartman 01/16/25 (Thu) 19:17:46 No. 1674712
gud morening
▶ Spartman 01/16/25 (Thu) 19:38:56 No. 1674737 >>1674774
VIDEO >>1674051 >>1674066 >330003 crossdressers from beyond the rig veda i always thought that was just sun city grils making memes but its actually real. i suppose i shouldve figured as much, they usually arent lying
why tho? why do they crossdress to beg? that seems lik itd put off marks more than just being a gypsy by itself. or is it some yim religious shit?
▶ Spartman 01/17/25 (Fri) 00:59:45 No. 1674774
>>1674737 the xotz of india budy
▶ Spartman 01/18/25 (Sat) 13:15:58 No. 1675017
>>1674819 the one on the left thinks the one on the right is a blody basterd fuck for liking duckworth lewis system
▶ Spartman 01/19/25 (Sun) 03:26:12 No. 1675178
>>1674819 SMASH THE MONKEY
▶ Spartman 01/19/25 (Sun) 11:23:34 No. 1675222 >>1675227
go to Pakistan next beautifully country
▶ Spartman 01/19/25 (Sun) 12:18:01 No. 1675227 >>1675238
>>1675222 fuck u blody budy i hat u i hat pak
▶ Spartman 01/19/25 (Sun) 14:21:57 No. 1675238
>>1675227 you besterd are fucking you have a gud day
▶ Spartman 01/20/25 (Mon) 17:00:08 No. 1675580
>>1674819 What are huezilians doing in India budy?
▶ Spartman 01/22/25 (Wed) 12:41:30 No. 1676203 >>1676209
>>1676199 cant be a big mac without beef budy
▶ Spartman 01/23/25 (Thu) 11:09:18 No. 1676390
>>1676292 how was it? seems like a better alternative to those vegan meat pattys. paneer is some kind of cottage cheese?
▶ Spartman 02/03/25 (Mon) 04:22:17 No. 1678580 >>1678672
Leaving india
▶ Spartman 02/03/25 (Mon) 14:58:49 No. 1678672
>>1678580 vary nic
how was the trip overall?
pls cum back agen budy
▶ Spartman 03/26/25 (Wed) 16:06:19 No. 1689002 >>1689067
I am going back to India in 2 weeks where is the crik?
▶ Spartman 03/26/25 (Wed) 19:53:46 No. 1689032 >>1689056 >>1689063
did it suck not knowing tamil or urdu or whatever brownspeak they use to do the needful there?
▶ Spartman 03/26/25 (Wed) 19:56:03 No. 1689033
go there and redeem the gift cards right in front of their faces
▶ Spartman 03/26/25 (Wed) 22:28:28 No. 1689063
>>1689032 crikmonkrs are rabid against other crikmonkrs who dont speak the regional language of which india has hundreds
speaking hindi in the souf could get acid thrown in your face
none of this applies to foreigners
crikmonkrs will just speak english and you can get by in the major cities without knowing any pajeetspeak
▶ Spartman 03/26/25 (Wed) 22:58:27 No. 1689068
>>1689067 >kolkata knight riders knight ridin on
MUH DICK ▶ Spartman 03/26/25 (Wed) 23:20:26 No. 1689072
ＧＯＴ ＥＭ
▶ Spartman 03/26/25 (Wed) 23:35:02 No. 1689075 >>1689098
>>1689067 wew
It's a work trip
Going to try to arrange a way to go to the April 10 match at Bengaluru
▶ Spartman 03/27/25 (Thu) 01:52:31 No. 1689098 >>1689107
>>1689075 Would be wise to get tickets early. I imagine they sell out fast, plus scalpers too.
▶ Spartman 03/27/25 (Thu) 02:48:30 No. 1689107 >>1689163
>>1689098 It's India
just bribe someone to get what you want
▶ Spartman 03/28/25 (Fri) 04:30:19 No. 1689313
>>1689163 this just means the india jerkops are in on the scheme too
▶ Spartman 04/02/25 (Wed) 03:09:43 No. 1690147
>>1690137 Dog took it like a champ but on the flip side seems fake and gay, doggo slips outta shot and there's no barks/whines or nothin' from getting crushed by tren
▶ Spartman 04/02/25 (Wed) 04:23:50 No. 1690156
>>1690137 poor dog
shoulda bit the fuck outta that benchod bastard
▶ Spartman 04/02/25 (Wed) 10:20:53 No. 1690186
>>1690137 >>1690162 coon killed by crimmonkr negligence rip budy gudbye
▶ Spartman 04/02/25 (Wed) 10:30:58 No. 1690191 >>1690208 >>1690220
>>1690162 did they find him?
did he realize that he could just wait for the tren to stop then get on?
▶ Spartman 04/02/25 (Wed) 13:25:46 No. 1690218
>>1690211 >golden coon gets taken out by Coon Railways in crikland india is tragedy given geography
▶ Spartman 04/02/25 (Wed) 14:40:15 No. 1690227
>>1690220 its a coonsmas miragull
▶ Spartman 04/02/25 (Wed) 15:12:56 No. 1690231 >>1690310
>communter rail
▶ Spartman 04/02/25 (Wed) 15:16:54 No. 1690233
man
▶ Spartman 04/02/25 (Wed) 18:41:59 No. 1690257
did you know that indians and desis in general are amongst the most pure evil people in the world?
▶ Spartman 04/03/25 (Thu) 00:29:58 No. 1690310
>>1690231 It's Central Railway bud
▶ Spartman 04/03/25 (Thu) 01:52:36 No. 1690330
>>1690312 haha stupeed sea ars
▶ Spartman 04/05/25 (Sat) 13:39:55 No. 1690823
>>1690789 >martyCR get them hindis, cr
▶ Spartman 04/06/25 (Sun) 14:21:35 No. 1691030
>>1691027 do gypsies run the carnivals in india too?
▶ Spartman 04/06/25 (Sun) 14:23:51 No. 1691031
>>1691027 you think they get a breath of fresh air at the peak of those rides or do you think crikstink rises with the heat and it just smells worse?
▶ Spartman 04/06/25 (Sun) 18:27:34 No. 1691063
>>1691027 is this AI?
error posting
▶ Spartman 04/07/25 (Mon) 01:04:53 No. 1691138 >>1691167
sirs I have done the needful and arrived in india
▶ Spartman 04/11/25 (Fri) 10:24:41 No. 1692086 >>1692250
>>1692056 is the smell like you imagined?
▶ Spartman 04/11/25 (Fri) 10:37:47 No. 1692089
i am crik
▶ Spartman 04/11/25 (Fri) 16:13:30 No. 1692128
he has of becoming crik
▶ Spartman 04/12/25 (Sat) 05:09:08 No. 1692250 >>1692275 >>1692290 >>1692291
>>1692086 You cannot imagine the smell.
RCB got beat badly and locals got mad as fuck. The Delhi player who really destroyed them is a local from Bangalore and there was much rage and yelling curses in Kannada.
I would like to come back when first class domestic crik is happening. Players are aligned by their region / ethnic group and compete for top indian race crik supremacy which seems fun.
▶ Spartman 04/12/25 (Sat) 10:05:49 No. 1692275 >>1692279 >>1692287
>>1692250 i didn't think of the caste/regional shit as a factor. indians already get mad as fuck over super trivial stuff i bet a real major game would result in murders
▶ Spartman 04/12/25 (Sat) 10:17:40 No. 1692279
>>1692275 yu blody badterd fuck u budy i throwr acid on ur mothers face budy fuk u benchod fucking budy fuck u bastard fuck i am best crik u are asshol worst paki fuck u mudachod fuckings fucker of your mother fucker of your father you are time to die fuck u fuck u fuck u blody fuck budy i hat u
▶ Spartman 04/12/25 (Sat) 12:02:30 No. 1692287 >>1692288
>>1692275 The 1996 world cup was held in India for the first time. The 1st semi-finals was India vs Sri Lanka but India shit the bed so bad, the fans in attendance began to riot and set fire to the stadium. The match was stopped for safety reasons and Sri Lanka was awarded the victory.
Indians still get mad as fuck when they lose but I think things are better since there were no riots when they lost the 2023 CWC finals.
▶ Spartman 04/12/25 (Sat) 12:09:14 No. 1692288 >>1692290
>>1692287 How is it with the internal regional first class crik?
▶ Spartman 04/12/25 (Sat) 12:34:39 No. 1692294 >>1692438
>>1692290 sir are you questioning how much i lik crik?
fuk u budy
▶ Spartman 04/12/25 (Sat) 13:02:41 No. 1692299 >>1692438
fuk u i am numer on criket liker
▶ Spartman 04/12/25 (Sat) 13:02:48 No. 1692300 >>1692303
how many fucking ethnic groups are in india?
▶ Spartman 04/12/25 (Sat) 13:10:32 No. 1692303 >>1692305
>>1692300 thousands if you break it down to the technical sub groups
everyone hates everyone else
▶ Spartman 04/12/25 (Sat) 13:27:53 No. 1692305 >>1692309
>>1692303 was ghandi the greatest fascist that ever lived? has anyone else come close to doing something lik that?
▶ Spartman 04/12/25 (Sat) 13:36:45 No. 1692308
i finally understand basics of how crik is played
▶ Spartman 04/12/25 (Sat) 13:37:50 No. 1692309 >>1692311
>>1692305 Giuseppe Garibaldi probably
italy was a shitton of tribes that he also told to stop fighting and become italy stronk
▶ Spartman 04/12/25 (Sat) 13:40:14 No. 1692310 >>1692314
but there may be a single india but tribalism and castes still dominate, if you're part of the lower ranks or the untouchables you're fucked. everyone still hates each other like other spartman said if you speak the wrong dialect of hindi in the wrong part you'll be lynched
article shows how bad it really is and how caste is still very very prevalent
https://www.unz.com/article/india-its-worse-than-you-think/ ▶ Spartman 04/12/25 (Sat) 13:41:33 No. 1692311
>>1692309 yea italy
true
i always forget tho cuz in CK2 it always starts out as the HRE, all stuck together. but yah if you play it its annoying af cuz the ethnic makeup changes lik every duchy and you always get revolts. or i do. maybe i just suck
▶ Spartman 04/12/25 (Sat) 13:59:03 No. 1692314
>>1692310 >I applied to emigrate to Canada and my application was approved in a record three weeks ha i bet
▶ Spartman 04/12/25 (Sat) 14:00:29 No. 1692315 >>1692317
>>1692313 post livestream budy i want to hear third world babble
▶ Spartman 04/12/25 (Sat) 14:06:12 No. 1692318
its always time for crik
▶ Spartman 04/12/25 (Sat) 14:10:04 No. 1692319 >>1692337
>>1692317 how come harmony is a thing in india but not basically anywhere else in that region of the world? brit influence? i mean i get traditional harmonies dont rly work in microtonality, which all eastern music has some of. but outside of lik modern ayyyrab music where they got dumb autotune on, middle east and central asia is almost completely devoid of harmony
outside of incidental harmony ▶ Spartman 04/12/25 (Sat) 16:50:24 No. 1692337
>>1692319 Arabic music is actually Greek music. At least the kind we think of as Arabic. They basically took all their music stuff from Greek music back when the Mongols drove the Turks outta Asia.
▶ Spartman 04/12/25 (Sat) 17:10:43 No. 1692339
sir i demand crik
▶ ddudddman 04/13/25 (Sun) 03:22:27 No. 1692439 >>1692440
>>1692301 there is 23 officially recognized languages but over a hundred lesser known ones
▶ Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 03:29:00 No. 1692440 >>1692444 >>1692485
>>1692439 ffs india do some ethnic cleansing, theres no way you can make a functioning society out of that mess
▶ Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 03:30:08 No. 1692441
>>1692317 i fucking swear this shit is the worst when the house down the street is blasting this shit at 150 db at 1AM for their fucking party
▶ Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 03:54:49 No. 1692444
>>1692440 >no way you can make a functioning society out of that mess no wonder it is a literal shithole. Once in a while the hindus and muslims try to kill each other but it doesn't do much damage.
▶ Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 07:13:14 No. 1692466
no clean water
▶ Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 10:59:07 No. 1692485
>>1692440 i mean tbf they did try lik the only possible way to actually pull it off
thats why you still, to this day, get that weird misplaced fervent nationalism from many crik enthusiasts
basically gotta do lik some indian version of baathism. pan-hindu nationalism.
ghaddaffi for jeets
▶ Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 13:11:37 No. 1692499 >>1692530
I have departed india
▶ Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 17:17:44 No. 1692530
>>1692499 stop by a soapland