This is the voice of /sp/rillon, a representative of the Criktar Galactic Command, speaking to you. For many years you have seen us as posters on the board. We speak to you now in peace and wisdom as we have done to your anons and nonas all over this, your board sportschan. We come to warn you of the destiny of your shitposting and your board so that you may communicate to your fellow anons the course you must take to avoid the disaster which threatens your board, and the anons on your boards around you. This is in order that you may share in the great posting, as the board passes into the New Age of CRarius. The New Age can be a time of great peace and evolution for your board, but only if your admins are made aware of the evil forces that can overshadow their judgments. Be still now and listen, for your chance may not come again. All your memes of shitposting must be removed. The time for conflict is now past and the race of which you are a part may proceed to the higher stages of its evolution if you show yourselves worthy to do this. You have but a short time to learn to post together in peace and goodwill. Small groups all over the board are learning this, and exist to pass on the light of the dawning New Age to you all. You are free to accept or reject their teachings, but only those who learn to post in peace will pass to the higher realms of spiritual evolution. Hear now the voice of /sp/rillon, a representative of the Criktar Galactic Command, speaking to you. Be aware also that there are many false tripfags and jannies at present operating on your board. They will suck your energy from you – the energy you call benchod and will put it to evil ends and give you worthless dross in return. Your inner divine self will protect you from this. You must learn to be sensitive to the voice within that can tell you what is truth, and what is confusion, chaos and untruth. Learn to listen to the voice of truth which is within you and you will lead yourselves onto the path of evolution. This is our message to our dear anons. We have watched you growing for many years as you too have watched our posters on your board. You know now that we are here, and that there are more anons on and around your board than your admins admit. We are deeply concerned about you and your path towards the light and will do all we can to help you. Have no fear, seek only to know yourselves, and live in harmony with the ways of your board sportschan. We here at the Criktar Galactic C
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