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Please visit 76chan to try out jschan. This is a work in progress. I will be migrating the site over to the new server in the coming days.
You can keep posting here, I will unify the sites again in the coming days. This is part of moving away from vichan. 76chan exists right now as a way to set things up without breaking what's already in place with sportschan.org.

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 No.1693656[Reply]

Restocking /sp/ folder, can I get some rare Wades please.

 No.1693732

wade is ANCIENT, grandpa GET WITH TIMES



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 No.1693659[Reply]

WHITE-

Carolina Hurricanes (47-29-5) vs. Ottawa Senators (44-30-7)
>6:00 PM CT
<CAR +111 OTT -132
ESPN+

New York Islanders (35-34-12) vs. Columbus Blue Jackets (39-33-9)
>6:00 PM CT
<NYI +153 CBJ -185
ESPN+

Philadelphia Flyers (33-38-10) vs. Buffalo Sabres (35-39-7)
>6:00 PM CT
<PHI +138 BUF -164
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 No.1693696>>1693700

the shorks are proud supports of the LGBTQ agenda

 No.1693699>>1693701

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so why did sabres decide to start winning occasionally? what was the point? just ensure you have the shittest picks?

id lik to take a moment and congratulate ukko-pekka letsemin for his stunning and brave contributions towards one of the most depressing seasons of icecrik, maybe even sparts in general, that ive ever seen. even ignoring it and only seeing it in bars in the background it was depressing. i hope he remains in exile underneath niagra falls forever.
an AHL goalie. maybe even a great AHL goalie. not ready for the NHL, even as a backup. nvm start

 No.1693700

>>1693696
sweaty shorks gettin steamy in da sauna succin shork-sticcs

 No.1693701>>1693704

>>1693699
the sabres have talent it just takes 78 games to gel

 No.1693704

>>1693701
i know thats the depressing part
the amerks were raly gud this year, they fucked it up by taking everyone up too soon, they got shelled, now theyre in the NHL picking up the pieces of their egos playing for one of the worst teams in the spart
its the same thing that happened to miller when i was a kid. unstoppable goalie in the AHL. no one could score on him. got called up his first time cuz hasek or whoever was kil. within 1 wk the entire NHL has him cracked: high glove side. sent him back down. literally never the same ever again everyone in the AHL heard too by then lel

they do this shit a lot.
blels too. i guess it kinda worked with allen



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 No.1693657[Reply]

new 'toss

 No.1693663

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 No.1671863[Reply]

I'm genderfluid
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 No.1693673

>>1693627
no idea but the remake is just shit, don't bother

 No.1693674

>>1693627
sorry i meant remade
nothing was wrong with it that's just the absolute state of the anigay industry now. as you can tell the vast vast majority of their new ideas are boring shit so they're taking a hint from vidya and jewlywood/yidsney and butchering their classics hoping to get some nostalgia cash

 No.1693675>>1693691

they did the same thing with urusei yatsura btw

 No.1693682

saddest thing is that the remake is actually pretty good, very true to the source
but the titties were harmless and part of the humor, removing them was dumb

 No.1693691

>>1693675
>urusei yatsura
is that the SNES gaem where ur the gril w a fishing rod?



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 No.1693614[Reply]>>1693621

sported too hard, now my legs hurt

 No.1693616>>1693620

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painis weakness leaving the body

 No.1693620

>>1693616
penis weak knees enter the body

 No.1693621

>>1693614 (OP)
i think you mean "sparted"



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 No.1692350[Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE

Tigers vs. Twins
Game in Progress
>DET: 1 - MIN: 0

Phillies vs. Cardinals
Game in Progress
>PHI: 0 - STL: 0

Giants (10-3) vs. Yankees (7-6)
>2:05 PM CT

Mets (9-4) vs. Athletics (5-9)
>3:05 PM CT
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 No.1693465

>>1693148
>>1693445
DAY OF THE RAKE SOON

 No.1693559

Hello

 No.1693563

>>1693560
bring them here and brainwash them

 No.1693572>>1693589

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>>>1693560
>image needs approval
>ads everywhere
Fuck that we need to save them…

 No.1693589

>>1693572
the fact it has ads is the more worrisome part tbh
you don't have ads unless you're selling out like a faggot



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 No.1693154[Reply]

LEAFS WIN THE ATLANTIC
the toronto maple leafs clinched their first atlantic division title with a 4-0 win over the buffalo sabres.
also mitch marner got point no. 100 and matthews career goal 400

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LEAFS > BURGERS

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 No.1693197

filthy sikhs and pakis
thats all you are

 No.1693538

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friendly reminder that the toronto maple leafs are the atlantic division champions



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 No.1629899[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

here, queer, spend your money
how you peppering that angussy?
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 No.1692022

>>1691837
wait a minute
>bill ackman
>billackman
>blackman
>black man
DUP IS IN CAHOOTS WITH NIGGERS

 No.1692024>>1692026

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hows ur stanx doin sprothers

 No.1692026

>>1692024
chillin. its whateverm

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lel
go japan

 No.1693537

>President Donald J. Trump has publicly criticized Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell, calling for his termination due to perceived delays in adjusting interest rates. This criticism comes after the European Central Bank (ECB) is expected to implement its seventh interest rate cut, while the U.S. Federal Reserve has not followed suit. Trump's comments were made in the context of recent statements by Powell regarding inflation potentially triggered by Trump's tariff policies.
dup mad at powpow now



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 No.1693399[Reply]>>1693522

sports chan?
more liek error posting chan?
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 No.1693440

it just means your post wasnt high enough quality
like actually

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>new bro vs. sportschan
>sportschan wins
as expected

 No.1693476>>1693478

>greentexting

 No.1693478

>>1693476
­>what a fag

 No.1693522

>>1693399 (OP)
lel



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 No.1693341[Reply]>>1693367

make some generals
lets get some /bet/ going
how about some /trb/ general?
its time for eternal threads
we need it

where is /nba/ at ?
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 No.1693362>>1693407

>>1693358
yah unless their about gay american politics shit

 No.1693367

>>1693341 (OP)
That's the best part you don't need generals because the board is so comfy.

 No.1693369

well we used to have the daily MLB, white chocolate (hockey and NBA), and the nigger thread

 No.1693407

>>1693362
fuck off leaf you'll get anschlussed soon and put out of your misery
no tears only yims now

 No.1693429

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>general bread
gtfo tyvm kthxbai



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 No.1693371[Reply]

not all step-parents are mongols but all mongol parents are steppe parents

 No.1693372

ah fuck didn't mean to make a thread oh well deal with my shitty joke thread faggot

 No.1693389

this thread is VIP quality



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 No.1685614[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

SUMO
haru basho (spring tournament) started today, budys!
we're watching it here: https://cytu.be/r/endcorner
everyday for the next 15 days
stram starts around 11:00 AM CT

if slov provides source for the videos that is
hopefully he does
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 No.1692883>>1693317

>>1692846
a chinese nuke would prolly explode in china

 No.1692885>>1692888

>>1692769
>>1692777
>cunts at war doing horrible shit
>vs cunt that isn't at war with another cunt that is supposedly its ally attacks said cunt with zero provocation in an attempt to draw them into a war
you know why that's a retarded comparison right? like you're just pretending right?

 No.1692888>>1692925

>>1692885
you are foolish to think the kikes and their rabbis haven't already honored and glorified the kikes who attacked uss liberty

 No.1692925

>>1692888
it still wasn't a "war crime" it was just a straight up crime is the point
guess this confirms youre an actual retard tho read more books to improve your reading comprehension

 No.1693317

>>1692883
whole world is chiner
muh urse liberdy



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 No.1693014[Reply]

4chan filters

dudder
duder
DUDDERMAN
duddddderman
Dduddddermannnn
dudd
Dud
dudddddermannnn
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sage

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>>1693026
drunk femdud post

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>>1693026
>>1688679
1. bannr numbr on bannr numbr twoo
2. strikethrough text
3. gib kissy

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>>1693200
>>1693026
wait no seriously do the strike through text it will unlock more fun and i will use it several times and then forget about it



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 No.1658062[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

post youre rarest /sp/animals itt
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>>1693045
my first time seeing it, forgot
dudes used to do that in high school wrestling i guess (wasn't gay so secondhand info)

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>>1693042
Yeah, that's what I was taught was if a dog has got you lockjawed you JAM your thumb up its asshole and it will strike a nerve causing it to release (and usually run away).

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>>1693042
why not kick the thang like a man?

 No.1693063

>>1693060
t. never had to stop a big dog from biting something

 No.1693064

>>1693060
Kicking tends to make the dog bite down harder and there's a risk of injury to the owner trying to pull the dog away. Fingerfucking it in the ass is the safer option.



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 No.1667916[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

TRUK AND PULLR AND MAZDA DRIVERS

>NEW: Utah man drives his car through the front of a Mazda dealership just hours after purchasing the car from the same dealership.

>The incident happened in Sandy, Utah, after the man was told he couldn’t return the car.
>The man told the dealership that he would drive the car through the front door of the dealership if they didn’t let him return it.
>They told him that it was sold "as-is."
>The man did exactly what he promised and drove the car through the front door.
>He was arrested on charges of felony criminal mischief and reckless endangerment.
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 No.1692742>>1692799

>>1692740
electro possess that truk or sumthin?
>2nd
just another tuesday in florida

 No.1692744

>>1692720
SoC is pretty good so long as you play it on the "hardest" E.G. easiest difficulty but yeah CS is a piece of shit unless you install the weapons fix mods to make aiming more like SoC. Haven't played CoP, actually I gotta get on that. I don't plan to buy too because reasons but I already own CoP so I ought to play it.

 No.1692775

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can't believe there's an anon that hasn't played stalker
everything everyone said is right but i'm gonna chime in anyway
I've got over 1k hrs stalkan but I hated the game the first 2 times I tried to get into it
I've got a buddy where it took like a half-dozen separate attempts over a decade before it clicked for him
>stalker is buggy
is a maymay and artefact from first release, even vanilla is stable and works nowadays
stalker general in /vg/ maintained a mega repo including portable repacks of all the games in the series but I haven't been on cuckchan in like a decade now so idk if it's still there
once you get the game and ZRP (zone reclamation project) or starter pack if you want a little more pretty the critical thing is to set it to master, disable crosshair, and play until at least X-18 before you mod it. if you really can't stand it you can quit after agroprom but that's a representative sample of vanilla. I recommend LURK 1.1 or the AMK merge that adds the LURK guns for your first modded playthru.

everyone's right about CS being a mess too. in order to make it tolerable I had to install the arsenal overhaul port from COP and then do a line by line of all the guns to make them reasonably accurate and lethal. in CS vanilla all your weapons are slingshots reskinned to look like guns and if you use the wrong ammo the rocks are actually peas. it's fun but a fixer-upper. skip it at first

COP is the proper sequel and my favorite. vanilla is very tame and reasonably ridiculed as STALKER: The Ride because bandits aren't hostile by default, dangerous mutants are very rare, and a couple other things. but it's also the only one to actually feel like the zone because of the big maps where you actually have downtime to appreciate the atmosphere. atmosphere is the thing stalker does better than any game ever. despite that the cramped and claustrophobic SOC maps and the sheer volume of bandits, mercs, monolith, and more bandits packed into the tiny maps ruins that a lot. misery is a trash-tier maymay but I still have really comfy memories of going on expeditions hunting for artifacts and mutant meat to cook on the grill for dinner in the les miserable edit. in SOC that's unimaginable

COP is the only one I recommended doing your first play modded. vanilla is fun and the scripted quests are good for 2, maybe even 3 plays but it's oriented towards scripted quests and imho outside Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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>>1692740
>1
idgi is it like some sort of static buildup? something metallic in the dust?
it looks lik a plasma ball thang from spencers

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>>1692742
>>1692779
Fart noise was prolly an arc flash and the truk not having safety features just continued to short out the alternator or electric motor on the dumper which prolly somehow tripped the ignition because everything is fly-by-wire.



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