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▶EMERGENCY /SP/ANIME THREAD Spartman 09/21/24 (Sat) 22:58:04 No.1650310[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

BUMP LIMIT BOOGALO
BIG TIT EDITION

.>we are on the eve of the fall season now after a generally mediocre season AGAIN
upcoming notables
>Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon S5?
as a recap and possible spoiler left off last season with him basically entering a relationship after bonding with the elf through shared hardship
they better not fucking back off on that it was actually really refreshing
>BanG Dream! It's MyGO!!!!! S2
a K-on knock off with decent ratings? i really liked bochi the rock, maybe i'll try this
>Demon Lord 2099
a 'demon lord returns' and cyberpunk synthesis. basically 'boomer demonlord reincarnates in gen alpha cybertopia' which is a premise i might like because i like fish out of water tropes
>re zero S3
i hated the second half of the first one so much i didn't even bother watching s2

a smattering of isekai or video gaym fantasy that are probably garbage but will update if theres a standout

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▶Spartman 01/11/25 (Sat) 20:50:14 No.1673676

>>1673672
F

▶Spartman 01/12/25 (Sun) 03:15:35 No.1673743>>1673749

>>1673672
dont eat the street food

▶Spartman 01/12/25 (Sun) 03:53:30 No.1673749

>>1673743
ofc not lmao why would you just pick up turds off the street and bite them?

▶Spartman 01/12/25 (Sun) 03:57:46 No.1673752

just wait until 2030 bitch basterd bitch

▶Spartman 01/12/25 (Sun) 04:18:10 No.1673763

fuck last season was so fucking slow the thread is still up
gonna lock this thread so the next seasons stuff can get front and center

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▶FUNBALL PLAYOFFS LATE EDITION Spartman 01/10/25 (Fri) 10:02:40 No.1673383 [Reply]

Thursday, Jan. 9
%No. 5 Notre Dame 27, No. 4 Penn State 24 (College Football Playoff semifinal — Orangeb Owl)

Friday, Jan. 10
No. 3 Texas vs. No. 6 Ohio State (College Football Playoff semifinal — Cottonb Owl) | 7:30 p.m. | ESPN

%FINISHED WINNER LOSER
STRAMS - sportsurge.net

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▶Spartman 01/11/25 (Sat) 03:56:10 No.1673569

LELMAO

texas choking hard making idiot plays
death to ohio

▶Spartman 01/11/25 (Sat) 04:00:44 No.1673570

also ohio shit coach runs lik a gril

▶Spartman 01/11/25 (Sat) 04:13:14 No.1673572>>1673574

>texas lost
lel they rly choked that one away for no reason other than being rarted
yay for a championship that no one in the world cares about

▶Spartman 01/11/25 (Sat) 04:18:17 No.1673574

>>1673572
it's what the NCAA always wanted.

▶Spartman 01/11/25 (Sat) 06:37:24 No.1673584

had we just used the 4 team playoff none of this would have happened
all 4 top rated seeds also lose right away
shit playoffs
shit championship game
death to ohio and cucklith scum
hope ISIS wins

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▶NFL WEEK 18 THREAD: HAPPY NEW YEAR Spartman 01/04/25 (Sat) 15:37:51 No.1672321 [Reply]

SAT, JAN 4

Cleveland Browns (3-13) vs. Baltimore Ravens (3-13)
>4:30 PM CT

Cincinnati Bengals (8-8) vs. Pittsburgh Steelers (10-6)
>8:00 PM CT

SUN, JAN 5

>Carolina Panthers at Atlanta Falcons, 1:00p, CBS
>Washington Commanders at Dallas Cowboys, 1:00p, FOX
>Chicago Bears at Green Bay Packers., 1:00p, FOX
>Jacksonville Jaguars at Indianapolis Colts, 1:00p, FOX
>Buffalo Bills at New England Patriots, 1:00p, CBS
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▶Spartman 01/08/25 (Wed) 02:31:41 No.1672953

>>1672938
AYO SKEEP

WHERE U GET DAT FINE 'AIR? I FINNA BUST IN DAT NO CAP

▶Spartman 01/08/25 (Wed) 02:32:36 No.1672955

wow to think Shannon was the good guy all along

▶Spartman 01/08/25 (Wed) 19:49:03 No.1673084

>>1672550
IATA budy pls check dacar thred kindly 🙏

▶Spartman 01/08/25 (Wed) 21:21:50 No.1673101>>1673109

>>1672938
>1.5 million for sex
Bullshit and I don't believe it.

▶Spartman 01/08/25 (Wed) 21:50:33 No.1673109

>>1673101
the story gets ridiculous and it sounds like this bitch was making some shit up as revenge for getting fired

she alleges that joy "milk truck have arrived" taylor also bullied her and made fun of her muslim name with like school yard tier name parody

just thinking about joy with her large breasts protruding very very disrespectfully as she mogs this hairstylist on set rally gave me a chuckle

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▶FUNBALL QUATRERS Spartman 12/31/24 (Tue) 13:44:33 No.1671529 [Reply]

Tuesday, Dec. 31
No. 4 Penn State vs. No. 9 Boise State (College Football Playoff quarterfinals — Fiestab Owl) | 7:30 p.m. | ESPN

Wednesday, Jan. 1
No. 3 Texas vs. No. 12 Arizona State (College Football Playoff quarterfinals — Peachb Owl) | 1 p.m. | ESPN
No. 1 Oregon vs. No. 6 Ohio State (College Football Playoff quarterfinals — Roseb Owl) | 5 p.m. | ESPN
No. 2 Georgia vs. No. 5 Notre Dame (College Football Playoff quarterfinals — Sugarb Owl) | 8:45 p.m. | ESPN

Sunday, Jan. 5
North Central (IL) vs. Mount Union (Staggb Owl for the DIII championship game in Houston) | 8 p.m. | ESPN

Monday, Jan. 6
Montana State vs. North Dakota State (FCS championship game in Frisco, Texas) | 7 p.m. | ESPN

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▶Spartman 01/05/25 (Sun) 20:57:34 No.1672543

go n central

▶Spartman 01/06/25 (Mon) 17:54:53 No.1672695>>1672827

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go ndsu

▶Spartman 01/07/25 (Tue) 09:06:36 No.1672805

NDSU won the thang

▶Spartman 01/07/25 (Tue) 13:34:17 No.1672827>>1672848

>>1672695
i can't stop watching this

▶Spartman 01/07/25 (Tue) 17:20:16 No.1672848

>>1672827
the sound it makes is ridiculously funny. wtf even is it? jello?

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▶10 dead 30 injured Spartman 01/01/25 (Wed) 12:03:26 No.1671669 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

THE CALIPHATE OF SPORTSCHAN CLAIMS RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE NEW ORLEANS DRIVEROO!

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▶Spartman 01/05/25 (Sun) 06:09:19 No.1672455

>>1672433
it's okay we live in a democratic republic

▶Spartman 01/05/25 (Sun) 08:16:12 No.1672465

>>1672446
whos talkn bout bollards

▶Spartman 01/06/25 (Mon) 05:48:40 No.1672618

I read this guys supposed manifesto and it's retarded

▶Spartman 01/06/25 (Mon) 15:49:08 No.1672678>>1672741

woah dudder
https://sportschan.org/manifesto.html

▶Spartman 01/07/25 (Tue) 00:41:13 No.1672741

>>1672678
u of wantrs link budy?

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▶TWO DAYS FROM NOW Spartman 12/23/24 (Mon) 23:36:00 No.1670051 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

TWO DAYS FROM NOW

CR bless us, every one. -GHOSTy Tim

may your stockings be full and your handeggs intercepted by kelce and taytay, along with mahomes and his BEAUTIFUL wife brittany

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▶Spartman 01/06/25 (Mon) 15:45:57 No.1672676

>>1672660
china would still be a third world country if the west hadn't betrayed it's own people and moved all production and the know how there

▶Spartman 01/06/25 (Mon) 16:34:22 No.1672683

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its official

▶Spartman 01/06/25 (Mon) 17:35:22 No.1672690

>>1672668
out of many one - bundle of sticks
this is why America is so gay?

▶Spartman 01/06/25 (Mon) 17:39:47 No.1672691

A fascine is a type of long faggot used to maintain earthworks such as trenches

▶Spartman 01/07/25 (Tue) 08:24:01 No.1672799

>>1672646
>>1672647
Cuckdeau resigning
I don't belieb it
Are the coffers secretly 100x more empty than he claims? This nigga has not cared about scandal after scandal and then ALLLLL OF A SUDDEN he gives a shit? I don't buy it
where's the fuckin' money, Justin?

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▶da five denier 12/27/24 (Fri) 17:13:19 No.1670712 [Reply]

no such thing as """GOATbro"""
no such thing as """ditz"""
never a """mcq"""
never was any a "da """five""""
sp is a lie
this place never.

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▶Spartman 01/04/25 (Sat) 23:57:16 No.1672404

>>1672395
what about rimjobs tho?

▶Spartman 01/05/25 (Sun) 00:11:55 No.1672406

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hey there kids
i heard you had some problems with your heads
why dont you hop in the back of the ol van and doc will have you fixed up P E R M A N E N T L Y in 15mins or less

▶Spartman 01/05/25 (Sun) 00:27:58 No.1672408

>>1672395
so it's official, cucks are caused by brain damage
now we just need to bankroll the study to prove it

▶Spartman 01/05/25 (Sun) 00:41:51 No.1672412

>>1672256
been pretending the music autist is him
we are homesteading

▶Spartman 01/05/25 (Sun) 03:41:25 No.1672439

>>1672295
>that janitor
u talmbout lowtax fam nigga ded fo yers now hurd meh?

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▶WHITE CHOCLATE 01/04/2024 Spartman 01/04/25 (Sat) 20:56:29 No.1672370 [Reply]

WHITE-

New York Rangers (17-20-1) vs. Washington Capitals (26-10-3)
>11:00 AM CT
<WSH -167 OVER 6
''''

New Jersey Devils (24-14-3) vs. San Jose Sharks (12-23-6)
>3:00 PM CT
<NJ -361 SJ +285
ESPN+

Detroit Red Wings (16-18-4) vs. Winnipeg Jets (27-11-2)
>6:00 PM CT
<DET +176 WPG -214
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▶Spartman 01/04/25 (Sat) 23:53:37 No.1672403

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LEL

▶Spartman 01/05/25 (Sun) 00:30:21 No.1672409

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good start

▶Spartman 01/05/25 (Sun) 01:22:22 No.1672417

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▶Spartman 01/05/25 (Sun) 02:25:10 No.1672426

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1ST CAREER HATRICK

▶Spartman 01/05/25 (Sun) 02:48:05 No.1672430

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gud win

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▶Spartman 01/05/25 (Sun) 00:39:30 No.1672411 [Reply]

hawk tuah coin > monero

▶Spartman 01/05/25 (Sun) 03:45:39 No.1672440

that whore is 4/10 sorry

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▶FUNBALLB OWL SEASON Spartman 12/19/24 (Thu) 07:50:13 No.1669274 [Reply]

Thursday, Dec. 19
Sam Houston vs. Georgia Southern (New Orleansb Owl) | 7 p.m. | ESPN2

Friday, Dec. 20
Ohio vs. Jacksonville State (Cureb Owl) | 12 p.m. | ESPN
Florida vs. Tulane (Gasparillab Owl) | 3:30 p.m. | ESPN

Monday, Dec. 23
Coastal Carolina vs. UTSA (Myrtle Beachb Owl) | 11 a.m. | ESPN
Northern Illinois vs. Fresno State (Famous Idaho Potatob Owl) | 2:30 p.m. | ESPN

Tuesday, Dec. 24
South Florida vs. San Jose State (Hawai'ib Owl) | 8 p.m. | ESPN

Thursday, Dec. 26
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▶Spartman 01/02/25 (Thu) 17:51:30 No.1671952

go old piss

▶Spartman 01/04/25 (Sat) 01:45:40 No.1672236

tomorrow is last day ofb owls for the season
only playoffs and championships after that

▶Spartman 01/04/25 (Sat) 13:44:25 No.1672302

go liberty

▶Spartman 01/04/25 (Sat) 16:13:27 No.1672326

GO BILLS

▶Spartman 01/04/25 (Sat) 17:15:43 No.1672334

vacationb owl

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▶Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 17:41:38 No.1671393 [Reply]

Why does the TOR address still exist if u cant even post through it dudbro

▶Spartman 12/31/24 (Tue) 11:58:58 No.1671512

because you post pizza over it
now please die of liver failure before new year

▶Spartman 01/01/25 (Wed) 05:24:55 No.1671634>>1671767 >>1671787

torposters should be allowed to post text only or at least into a queue to be manually approved by the jannies

▶Spartman 01/01/25 (Wed) 20:34:53 No.1671767

>>1671634
this ☝️☝️☝️

▶Spartman 01/01/25 (Wed) 21:44:43 No.1671787>>1672276

>>1671634
duddr stopped paying jannies in CRcoins because they worth nothing and duddr is still a teen and his allowance doesn't allow him to pay real money to mods

▶Spartman 01/04/25 (Sat) 09:29:56 No.1672276

>>1671787
that never stopped moot

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▶Spartman 01/02/25 (Thu) 22:05:08 No.1671983 [Reply]

if we're gonna have a troonime thread where's the programming socks thread?

▶Spartman 01/02/25 (Thu) 22:32:30 No.1671995

bvmp

▶Spartman 01/02/25 (Thu) 23:21:15 No.1672006

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▶Spartman 01/03/25 (Fri) 01:36:11 No.1672045>>1672117

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you faggots should die of liver failure just lik poopedo

▶Spartman 01/03/25 (Fri) 05:39:01 No.1672117

>>1672045
im trans btw forgot to mention that

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▶FIRST HNOSC OF 2025! Spartman 01/03/25 (Fri) 00:26:48 No.1672021 [Reply]

WHITE-

Minnesota Wild vs. Washington Capitals
Game in Progress
>MIN: 0 - WSH: 0
ESPN+

Carolina Hurricanes vs. Florida Panthers
Game in Progress
>CAR: 1 - FLA: 0
ESPN+

Boston Bruins vs. New York Rangers
Game in Progress
>BOS: 0 - NYR: 0
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▶Spartman 01/03/25 (Fri) 01:15:29 No.1672038>>1672042

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good period

▶Spartman 01/03/25 (Fri) 01:24:29 No.1672042

>>1672038
no such thing as good periods

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good shot

▶Spartman 01/03/25 (Fri) 03:09:22 No.1672075

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▶Spartman 01/03/25 (Fri) 03:13:06 No.1672077

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gud win

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▶LAST HNOSC OF 2024! Spartman 12/31/24 (Tue) 09:57:55 No.1671498 [Reply]

WHITE-

Boston Bruins (20-14-4) vs. Washington Capitals (24-10-2)
>11:30 AM CT
<BOS +119 WSH -142
ESPN+

New York Islanders (14-16-7) vs. Toronto Maple Leafs (22-13-2)
>12:00 PM CT
<NYI +120 TOR -144
ESPN+

Montreal Canadiens (16-17-3) vs. Vegas Golden Knights (25-8-3)
>2:00 PM CT
<MTL +196 VGK -241
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▶Spartman 12/31/24 (Tue) 20:57:11 No.1671585>>1671601 >>1671986

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>pulls goalie despite defensive zone face off
i have never seen this in my hockey life. probably because it's a really stupid idea

▶Spartman 12/31/24 (Tue) 23:33:16 No.1671601

>>1671585
lol yah thats rly fuckin dumb
i mean i get it, cuz ur gonna lose anyways, but lik idk its still raly fuckin dumb

▶Spartman 12/31/24 (Tue) 23:35:11 No.1671602

lik its 30+ secs
so you could pull the goalie as soon as your guys get the puck moving up ice
this is just kinda braindead and desperate

▶Spartman 01/01/25 (Wed) 00:37:01 No.1671611>>1671986

prepare to become state 51 canadumbs
you are useless and will be genocided
canadum will make a nice parking lot or something

▶Spartman 01/02/25 (Thu) 22:12:43 No.1671986

>>1671585
yeah but if it had been the 1/1,000,000 and somehow worked people would be talking about that game decades from now. fuck it you're gonna lose why not hail mary on a maymay?
>>1671611
if you take canada you have to take quebec too that's the rule no takebacks

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▶Spartman 12/31/24 (Tue) 04:33:01 No.1671467 [Reply]

>go to kitchen for a drink
>totally dark
>grab pitcher from fridge
>suddenly feeling like wet toilet paper on back
>WTF
>WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
>no time to turn on light
>switch on headlamp
>little frog still on the kitchen floor in front of fridge
>frog is apologizing
<hey it's just me don't worry
>all is forgiven
>watch him try to climb the fridge
>he keeps slowly sliding down
>eventually hops on different things then back behind the fridge
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▶Spartman 12/31/24 (Tue) 05:58:16 No.1671477

OP you should probably lay off the drugs

▶Spartman 01/01/25 (Wed) 05:44:57 No.1671637

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You lost ne at the start. All fridges have lights in them when you open them, easily could see what's inside.