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Spartman 09/22/24 (Sun) 18:09:57 No.1650515 [Reply]

mandate winnie the pooh crikball game as a captcha everytim a new thread has to be made

sage sage 09/22/24 (Sun) 23:39:22 No.1650736

sage

shut the fuck up pedocel, seethe that you cant spam you gay fedoceilia botspam
you are a dumb nigger

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Spartman 09/20/24 (Fri) 06:10:42 No.1649966 [Reply]

how long before it's plausible to deploy a 90s VR cyberspace we can escape to? an ark as envisioned by and in the style of the cyberpunk/cypherpunk canon
it feels like we're very close
between the proliferation of current gen VR, the extreme ease of tools to rapidly design and deploy all kinds of 3d environments, and distributed, federated services crossing the threshhold from "novel" to "normal" the tech should be there to bring it all together.
all that's left is the content and social factor to pull people in, which is something that both the asymmetric nature of the internet and the content creation power of AI should be readily able to solve

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Spartman 09/21/24 (Sat) 21:37:29 No.1650294

>>1650283
>>1650283
>wanting to sleep with your friends
lmao hello low t baldingcuck

Spartman 09/22/24 (Sun) 02:28:55 No.1650354

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already exists but has little to no marketing budget so nobody knows about it unless they're already deep into VR

the whole self hosted distributed federated thing doesn't work unless someone opens their wallet to pay for storage and bandwidth so the only real chance something like you describe working is if users pay their share and the GNU or FSF funds it like they did with Ryzom long ago

looking at the proprietary hardware needed for VR that's very unlikely as all the headsets and tracking solutions are awful and need accounts to use so yeah the tech and software might exist but there's no interest from the people that would otherwise be building it

Spartman 09/22/24 (Sun) 03:31:27 No.1650360

>>1650294
almost all of my friends are female, checkmate

Spartman 09/22/24 (Sun) 10:12:58 No.1650394

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>>1650022
vrchat is just a chatroom
isn't it also completely centralized and troonpilled?
the OP pic is misleading but I'm talking about something that can replace the internet. second life is closer but still very limited
the endgame is being able to create and consume everything you already do on the internet
>>1650047
>what the metaverse is supposed to be
yeah, maybe if zuck dies
and EMPs go off simultaneously in every facebook datacenter
and no one buys the trademark
and an unaffiliated team makes a completely different thing from scratch
>>1650283
if you're going to reference the video you might as well post it
>>1650354
this should be one of the eminiently solvable problems, either via distributed small scale servers federated to each other or via direct p2p connections. bandwidth isn't free but it's the cheapest it's ever been
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Spartman 09/22/24 (Sun) 15:31:10 No.1650427

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>>1650073
it likely wont release until they nail down the manipulation aspect. can't have hate noticing or actual connection
it's getting closer if research money from DARPA, epstein, gates, jewgle, etc is any indication. 'wellcome trust' and 'wellcome leap' in particular are into some wild shit
>single-session neural monitoring device that can define a treatment-predictive brain state
>machine livestreams the human brain state directly, and predicts how it will respond to various interventions or treatments
there's that tech that can 'see' dreams so on paper it's a matter of unjanking it, and finding proper delivery method for live "correction"

mayb relevant: havent kept up with biopc but they did semi incorporate bio in exclusively for gAy.I. research (cerebral organoid, nice fucking name)
https://www.livescience.com/health/neuroscience/in-a-1st-scientists-combine-ai-with-a-minibrain-to-make-hybrid-computer

Spartman 09/20/24 (Fri) 04:37:28 No.1649944 [Reply]

WHITE DUDES
UNITE!

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Spartman 09/21/24 (Sat) 10:46:49 No.1650185

>>1650180
beats roleplaying as a female cartoon character like some kinda tranny tbh

Spartman 09/21/24 (Sat) 11:03:53 No.1650188

>>1650185
so you are a zoophile then?

Spartman 09/21/24 (Sat) 11:59:28 No.1650194

>>1650188
yeah it's cool i also still have my cock and don't pretend i'm a woman too

Spartman 09/21/24 (Sat) 14:39:23 No.1650213

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>>1650010
the apple tree must be refreshed with the water from the kitchen faucet

Spartman 09/22/24 (Sun) 13:44:12 No.1650409

I was going to make a GOOD POST but the tranny jannies have a wordfilter and I don't feel like solving a puzzle so here's an offering to the jannies(fuck off)

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official™ the mlb thread Spartman 09/21/24 (Sat) 16:31:38 No.1650228 [Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Pirates (72-82) vs. Reds (75-80)
>12:10 PM CT
<PIT +103 CIN -124
ATTP

Nationals (68-86) vs. Cubs (79-75)
>1:20 PM CT
<WSH +119 CHC -141
MASN2

Tigers (80-74) vs. Orioles (86-68)
>3:05 PM CT
<DET +117 BAL -139
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Spartman 09/22/24 (Sun) 00:12:49 No.1650326

go face pubes

Spartman 09/22/24 (Sun) 00:37:30 No.1650330

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WOOHOO!!!!!!

Spartman 09/22/24 (Sun) 00:42:25 No.1650332

>>1650309
i was going to do poppers and goon to the 1998 yankees

Spartman 09/22/24 (Sun) 00:50:50 No.1650334

>>1650330
BORVS WINNAR

Spartman 09/22/24 (Sun) 08:52:12 No.1650388

>>1650330
>>1650334
LET'S GO BRAVES
>>1650303
GET BTFO'D YOU NIGGER

Spartman 09/22/24 (Sun) 04:06:23 No.1650368 [Reply]

its a rawdogging kinda day

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NFL WEEK 3 - TNF SHITRAVAGANSA Spartman 09/19/24 (Thu) 17:35:49 No.1649778 [Reply]

THU, SEP 19

New England Patriots (1-1) vs. New York Jets (1-1)
>7:15 PM CT
<NYJ -6.0 TOTAL 42.5
AMZN

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Spartman 09/21/24 (Sat) 21:33:03 No.1650291

>>1650286
you're talking about two different spartmen retard

Spartman 09/21/24 (Sat) 21:34:26 No.1650292

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if you keep bullying baldingfriend, im going to put some boolets into you

so
BACK. THE. FRICK. OFF.

Spartman 09/21/24 (Sat) 21:36:56 No.1650293

>>1650291
everyone who disagrees with me is the same person

Spartman 09/21/24 (Sat) 21:46:06 No.1650297

>>1650268
Did he ever get his giant electric razor truck? Did gatebro ever finish his seekret gate?

Spartman 09/21/24 (Sat) 22:31:51 No.1650305

>>1650248
there's menses in multiple threads lel
he ongry af bout smth

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FIRST HNOSC OF THE 2024/25 NHL SEASON Spartman 09/21/24 (Sat) 20:35:30 No.1650277 [Reply]

WHITE-

St. Louis Blues (0-0-0) vs. Dallas Stars (0-0-0)
>6:00 PM CT
<STL +181 DAL -230
''''

Pittsburgh Penguins (0-0-0) vs. Buffalo Sabres (0-0-0)
>6:00 PM CT
<PIT +261 BUF -348
NHL

Minnesota Northstars (0-0-0) vs. Winnipeg Jets (0-0-0)
>7:00 PM CT
<MIN +151 WPG -189
''''

Spartman 09/21/24 (Sat) 20:36:26 No.1650278

getting killed by drunk drivers while riding a bike is my favorite part

Spartman 09/21/24 (Sat) 20:38:25 No.1650279

>>1650278
gud way to get out of a really bad contract

Spartman 09/21/24 (Sat) 21:29:27 No.1650289

slap the black thang

PLEB TV THREAD Spartman 08/24/24 (Sat) 04:47:28 No.1644611 [Reply]

Is this movie good?
i have really fond memories of it as a kid, but the only thing i remember from it is the opening song

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Spartman 08/26/24 (Mon) 11:05:35 No.1645032

>>1645016
underhanded force. he grabbed my balls, HE FUCKIN MOLESTED ME

Spartman 08/26/24 (Mon) 19:27:53 No.1645112

>>1645032
you’re not me stfu faggot
>>1645016
he didnt steal my money he tried to tell me how the bible is 100% trufax and refused to answer or acknowledge any of the other texts or religions of the middle east

Spartman 08/26/24 (Mon) 20:03:17 No.1645116

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>>1645112
>he didnt steal my money he tried to tell me how the bible is 100% trufax and refused to answer or acknowledge any of the other texts or religions of the middle east
baste

Spartman 09/21/24 (Sat) 01:29:52 No.1650132

>Bee-nado
Someone's finally trying to get the /sp/ demographic

Spartman 09/21/24 (Sat) 14:57:15 No.1650216

>>1650132
every time I see trailers for this show it looks like the stupidest fucking thing I've ever seen
like its trying to be a serious drama but it has these retarded scenarios that you're supposed to take seriously. idk who's watching it.

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MLB THREAD 2024-09-20 Spartman 09/20/24 (Fri) 12:37:02 No.1650015 [Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Nationals (68-85) vs. Cubs (78-75)
>1:20 PM CT
<WSH +144 CHC -171
MARQ

Pirates (72-81) vs. Reds (74-80)
>5:40 PM CT
<PIT +105 CIN -124
ATTP

Blue Jays (73-80) vs. Rays (75-78)
>5:50 PM CT
<TOR -106 TB -113
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Spartman 09/20/24 (Fri) 14:34:21 No.1650045

nl race is wild
i feel like if there is any team that will shit their pants in the last second, it will be the mets but who knows

braves arent even in the playoffs as it is right now
they better unfuck themselves or they are going to get cucked by the mosts

Spartman 09/20/24 (Fri) 16:26:22 No.1650056

>>1650027
me to budy
>>1650045
i believe in them

Spartman 09/20/24 (Fri) 17:51:34 No.1650074

wadina looks like she's a ball riding expert

Spartman 09/21/24 (Sat) 02:37:21 No.1650140

>mests

lel
12-2 at home
just brutal

Spartman 09/21/24 (Sat) 05:40:25 No.1650156

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>>1650140
meanwhile the braves shit the bed against the last place fish

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Spartman 08/18/24 (Sun) 08:53:04 No.1643397 [Reply]

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Spartman 09/20/24 (Fri) 18:35:44 No.1650088

>>1650035
That's until dddudder caves in and runs ads to pay the server bill

Spartman 09/20/24 (Fri) 19:33:15 No.1650094

>>1650040
teel deer me?
baldie ruins discussions and gives me psychic dmg

Spartman 09/21/24 (Sat) 01:09:18 No.1650130

>>1650094
He mostly lets the guest speak on Culture War, but the teel is that fat guy has a lawsuit that could fuck up all of social media/video platforms by forcing them to either be content-neutral or be liable for pedocel/illegal shit on their platforms. if the judge doesn't issue a ruling, he goes straight to the supreme court on civil rights grounds. If the judge issues a ruling against him, his case is airtight and goes straight to SCOTUS on appeal next year. The case has since been passed around by at least 5 judges who have all recused themselves from his case because of tech media bribes.

Spartman 09/21/24 (Sat) 02:16:08 No.1650137

>>1650088
do i smell a donation drive?

Spartman 09/21/24 (Sat) 04:14:59 No.1650147

we missed our birthday..

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Spartman 09/06/24 (Fri) 16:59:08 No.1647331 [Reply]

ruh roh

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Spartman 09/08/24 (Sun) 17:51:00 No.1647756

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Spartman 09/08/24 (Sun) 17:52:47 No.1647758

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Flood

Spartman 09/08/24 (Sun) 17:54:09 No.1647759

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Spartman 09/08/24 (Sun) 17:58:00 No.1647760

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Spartman 09/20/24 (Fri) 16:30:52 No.1650057

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anti division by zero

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Anime Thread Spartman 05/02/24 (Thu) 23:50:29 No.1620841 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

DARK ELF GIRL EDITION

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Spartman 09/20/24 (Fri) 18:33:46 No.1650087

>>1650003
They kick your butt. Sometimes pretyy hard, the girls told me that sometimes they've slapped a guy so hard the guy even starts crying.

Spartman 09/20/24 (Fri) 19:04:16 No.1650091

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>>1650087
And why would I want that?

Spartman 09/21/24 (Sat) 01:44:24 No.1650134

>>1649951
maybe you can kill cripplekike while youre there

Spartman 09/21/24 (Sat) 22:42:57 No.1650307

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>>1647264
>eyebrows are visible through hair
D U M B

Spartman 09/25/24 (Wed) 00:09:28 No.1651111

>>1650307
What is this underagedb& aliennip school girl doing

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official™ the mlb thread Spartman 09/19/24 (Thu) 14:27:08 No.1649731 [Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Giants (74-78) vs. Orioles (84-68)
>12:05 PM CT
<SF +119 BAL -140
MLBN

Braves (82-70) vs. Reds (74-79)
>12:10 PM CT
<ATL -211 CIN +175
BSSO

Twins (80-72) vs. Guardians (88-65)
>12:10 PM CT
<MIN -106 CLE -113
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Spartman 09/19/24 (Thu) 15:16:58 No.1649741

go braves

Spartman 09/19/24 (Thu) 16:20:23 No.1649757

>>1649741
me to budy

Spartman 09/19/24 (Thu) 20:14:48 No.1649799

quite the close race. atl vs. nym next tuesday will be like a playoff series

Spartman 09/19/24 (Thu) 23:28:10 No.1649849

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WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spartman 09/20/24 (Fri) 06:48:36 No.1649970

>>1649849
WOOHOO
LET'S GO BRAVES SUPERIORITY

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dudder 09/18/24 (Wed) 04:20:03 No.1649433 [Reply]

hope you guys had a happy birthday
until next year

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Spartman 09/18/24 (Wed) 09:57:51 No.1649463

thanks duder
i luv u

Spartman 09/18/24 (Wed) 11:30:53 No.1649471

thanks duder
i luv u

Spartman 09/18/24 (Wed) 18:41:59 No.1649530

thanks duder
i luv u

Spartman 09/20/24 (Fri) 00:05:39 No.1649858

fuk u duder
i hat u

Spartman 09/20/24 (Fri) 03:15:51 No.1649929

thx duder
there wont be a next year

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TODAY TODAY 09/03/24 (Tue) 01:35:29 No.1646609 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

TODAY

shoulda backed isrul, spics - GHOST(ed) States of Weimerica

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Spartman 09/20/24 (Fri) 01:17:43 No.1649879

>>1649873
was gonna tune in drop out but the circuses leave much to be desired >>1649877

Spartman 09/20/24 (Fri) 04:52:41 No.1649950

>>1649840
heem gotta be careful with that bird at the end up until then he's in the right, but most states recognize the middle finger as either assault or a call to violence. Been that way since the 70s.

Spartman 09/20/24 (Fri) 10:22:40 No.1649989

>>1649860
>idgaf about using any of it as actual currency
see thats the thing
almost no one does, even those holding them long term
and thats its main use case

lik even shiny boomer rocks, which arent nearly as gud inflation hedges as most ppl think, are still shiny boomer rocks at the end of the day. no ones gonna decide at the end of the day that they suddenly arent shiny boomer rocks anymore. they cant, cuz they literally are shiny rocks.
memecoins meanwhile are at astronomical heights, held up on collective prayer. thats way more precarious than even the sketchiest shit youll find in any market. not even the FX market has shit that fucked

Spartman 09/20/24 (Fri) 10:28:37 No.1649991

>>1649861
talkin bout powpow, the fed chair
also, lik no shit. im p sure most intl bankers arent gonna consult a fucking corpse on fiscal policy

Spartman 09/24/24 (Tue) 11:26:04 No.1651005

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