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NFL SEASON OPENING DAY - BIG TITTIES EDITION Spartman 09/05/24 (Thu) 15:52:08 No.1647108 [Reply]

SCHEDULE

>Baltimore Ravens
@
<Kansas City Chiefs
8:20 PM

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Spartman 09/06/24 (Fri) 13:18:57 No.1647306

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>>1647272

Spartman 09/06/24 (Fri) 13:29:59 No.1647307

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>>1647203
sometimes i wonder why he's mad all the time but then i remember he's turkish and if you were turkish you'd be pissed off at everything too

Spartman 09/06/24 (Fri) 13:46:02 No.1647309

>>1647306
TRUE

Spartman 09/06/24 (Fri) 16:30:53 No.1647324

make the packers thread!

Spartman 09/06/24 (Fri) 18:48:51 No.1647355

>>1647307
insults against turkiye will not be tolerated

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Spartman 08/18/24 (Sun) 08:53:04 No.1643397 [Reply]

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Spartman 08/29/24 (Thu) 17:36:46 No.1645726

>>1645724
i want to yankees and chill with that moon tain
she probably FUCKS like a beast

Spartman 08/29/24 (Thu) 17:51:03 No.1645730

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>>1643397
BBBBBZZZATA
BZZZZZ YANKEES !

Spartman 08/29/24 (Thu) 18:10:53 No.1645735

>>1645730
lookin gud, bzzdotz!

Spartman 09/03/24 (Tue) 16:43:02 No.1646723

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Dear Uncle Duddddder,
Hello, how are you?
Pleas, if you are free, would you come over to my house and get rid of a gay nigga who tried to kiss me?
I havn't been able to sleep and it is makeing me sad. I can not pay you much money but I will give you my allowence
Thank you
Peter Quincy, age 19

Spartman 09/06/24 (Fri) 11:23:34 No.1647294

every day remembering for duddmen 🙏

Spartman 09/05/24 (Thu) 16:55:12 No.1647115 [Reply]

just sell the plan
just sell the products
don't even have to be good about it just sell the plan /sp/

Spartman 09/05/24 (Thu) 20:15:48 No.1647146

selling sportschan gold lifetime pass
dm me for more info
price starts at 200 dobsons

Spartman 09/05/24 (Thu) 21:16:08 No.1647154

>>1647146
nah hun you need to sell boxes of sportschan passes so anyone who wants a sportschan pass needs to sell them too then send the profits up the triangle to you

4 u Spartman 09/05/24 (Thu) 17:58:10 No.1647125 [Reply]

ok DOTZ
https://applerankings.com/

Spartman 09/05/24 (Thu) 18:25:48 No.1647130

iactsn

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Spartman 09/04/24 (Wed) 16:57:11 No.1646931 [Reply]

but if you hate niggers so much why all you talk liek them tho???

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Spartman 09/04/24 (Wed) 17:38:50 No.1646938

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idk i dont listen to nigger music or watch nigger tv shows
i dont even watch sparts full of niggers
the nice thing about being a racism enjoyer is the financial burden required to just get started keeps most of the minorities away

Spartman 09/04/24 (Wed) 17:47:31 No.1646942

niggers rip most of their slang off like with everything else they do so i don't have any problems stealing stolen material tbh

Spartman 09/05/24 (Thu) 06:00:53 No.1647049

>>1646938
one degree away from
>consooming product to own the libs

Spartman 09/05/24 (Thu) 10:13:24 No.1647076

>>1647049
>not consuming things is one degree away from consuming things
guess you're not wrong but you're still an idiot

Spartman 09/05/24 (Thu) 13:23:18 No.1647094

>>1647049
and how is that any worse than watching nigger sparts directly?

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TODAY TODAY 09/03/24 (Tue) 01:35:29 No.1646609 [Reply]

TODAY

shoulda backed isrul, spics - GHOST(ed) States of Weimerica

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Spartman 09/05/24 (Thu) 03:08:30 No.1647032

>>1647031
maybe they'll fuck each other up enough that this gay house of cards finally falls down

Spartman 09/05/24 (Thu) 03:18:46 No.1647034

>>1647027
bloated juridical class doesn't want to be left out

just look at europe where they're ahead of america by just putting a price tag on the crimes tech firms will eventually commit

Spartman 09/05/24 (Thu) 10:16:21 No.1647077

>>1647027
>internal fedophile alphabet civil warfare going on here
im p sure thats always going on in some capacity due to how compartmentalization works
its a system literally built for treachery

Spartman 09/05/24 (Thu) 10:18:54 No.1647079

>>1647006
i wish, for your sake, that you didnt know all this
but i appreciate the rundown nontheless

Spartman 09/05/24 (Thu) 12:11:15 No.1647087

>>1647031
>>1647027
thats the real erection rn far as i can tell. musk isnt a gud dude but heem not posting 13/60 out of love for lolsuits
ol wood tooth washington and the boys werent bubba punisher shirt, them had a rack of powdered wigs too

this guy can be a twat but lots of idears & gud research, starts at 3min
https://odysee.com/@Freemanbeyondthewall:d/episode-1099-how-should-we-feel-about:b

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money thread Spartman 06/23/24 (Sun) 00:24:30 No.1629899 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

here, queer, spend your money
how you peppering that angussy?

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Spartman 09/04/24 (Wed) 20:31:11 No.1646960

>>1646956
>just have bunch of appliances
single-purpose appliances are memes for bored housewives who already have enough dildos
imo at least

Spartman 09/04/24 (Wed) 20:38:40 No.1646964

>>1646956
if my stove wasn't shit i'd just use that, but it works well enough for most other stuff and i'd rather just buy a rice cooker for less than $100 than spend minimum $500 on a lower end new stove

Spartman 09/04/24 (Wed) 22:00:19 No.1646972

>>1646959
muh rice goes into cold water, comes out fluffy as a geisha's bush
i do lower temp for longer on the actual cooking but basically gordong vers

Spartman 09/04/24 (Wed) 22:58:07 No.1646982

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>>1646960
>already have enough dildos
like shoes, women can never have too many dildos

Spartman 09/05/24 (Thu) 05:58:56 No.1647048

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I didn't feel like playing guessing games with the wordfilter so enjoy some ＦＡＴ　ＴＥＸＴ
>>1646933
Ｉ　ｈａｖｅ　ｎｏ　ｉｄｅａ　ｗｈａｔ　ｔｈｅ　ｔｅｆｌｏｎ　ｇｕｙ　ｗａｓ　ｏｎ　ａｂｏｕｔ，Ｍａｙｂｅ　ｉｔ’ｓ　ａ　ｄｉｆｆｅｒｅｎｔ　ｋｉｎｄａ　ｒｉｃｅ　ｃｏｏｋｅｒ

ｉ　ｈａｄ　ａ　ｃｈｅａｐ　ｏｎｅ　ｗｈｉｃｈ　ｗａｓ　ｊｕｓｔ　ａ　ｐｏｔ，　ａ　ｌｉｄ，　ａｎｄ　ａｎ　ｏｎ　ｂｕｔｔｏｎ　ｔｈａｔ　ｓｗｉｔｃｈｅｄ　ｏｆｆ　ｗｈｅｎ　ｉｔ　ｗａｓ　ｄｏｎｅ，　ｂｕｔ　ｔｈｅｎ　ｉ　ｔｒｉｅｄ　ｔｈｅ　ｆａｎｃｙ　ｏｎｅｓ　ｔｈａｔ　ｓｅａｌ　ｕｐ，　ａｎｄ　ｔｈｏｓｅ　Ａｒｅ　ｔｈｅ　ｏｎｅｓ　ｔｈａｔ　ｄｏ　ｔｈｅ　ｆａｎｃｙ　ｓｈｉｔ　Ｉ　ｗａｓ　ｔａｌｋｉｎｇ　ａｂｏｕｔ．　Ｔｈｏｓｅ　ａｒｅ　ｌｉｋｅ　ｃｏｍｐｕｔｅｒｓ　ｍｉｎｕｓ　ａｌｌ　ｔｈｅ　ｓｏｙｂｏｙ　ＩＯＴ　ｆａｇｇｏｔｒｙＳｏ　ｉｄｋ　ｈｏｗ　ｙｏｕ　ｃｏｕｌｄ　ｅｖｅｒ　ｆｕｃｋ　ｉｔ　ｕｐ　ｉｆ　ｙｏｕ’ｒｅ　ｊｕｓｔ　ｄｏｉｎｇ　ｒｉｃｅ／ｂｕｔｔｅｒ／ｗａｔｅｒＢｕｔ　Ｉ　ｄｏｎ’ｔ　ａｄｄ　ｂｕｔｔｅｒ　ｓｏ　ＹＭＭＶ　Ｉ　ｇｕｅｓｓ？Ｉｆ　ｙｏｕ’ｒｅ　ｗｏｒｒｉｅｄ　ａｂｏｕｔ　ｑｕａｌｉｔｙ　ａｓ　ｌｏｎｇ　ａｓ　ｙｏｕｒ　ｒｉｃｅ　ｃｏｏｋｅｒ　ｃｏｍｅｓ　ｆｒｏｍ　ａ　ｃｉｖｉｌｉｚｅｄ　ｃｏｕｎｔｒｙ　（ＮＯＴ　ＣＨＩＮＫＳＨＩＴ）ｙｏｕ　ｓｈｏｕｌｄｎ’ｔ　ｈａｖｅ　ｔｏ　ｗｏｒｒｙ。　Ｊａｐｓ，　ｋｏｒｅａｎｓ，　ｅｔｃ．　ｃａｎ’ｔ　ａｆｆｏｒｄ　ｐｒｏｐｅｒ　ｄｏｏｒｓ　ｏｒ　ｂｅｄｓ　ｂｕｔ　ｅｖｅｒｙｏｎｅ　ｈａｓ　ａ　ｒｉｃｅ　ｃｏｏｋｅｒ
ｗｈｉｌｅ　ｙｏｕ’ｒｅ　ａｔ　ｉｔ　ｌｏｏｋ　ｕｐ　ｐｒｅｗａｓｈｅｄ　ｒｉｃｅ．　ｉｔ’ｓ　ｔｈｅ　ｎｅｗ　ｓｌｉｃｅｄ　ｂｒｅａｄ
>>1646960
Ｎｏｔ　ｗｒｏｎｇ　ｂｕｔ　ｕｎｌｅｓｓ　ｙｏｕ’ｒｅ　ｋｅｔｏ　ｏｒ　ｓｏｍｅｔｈｉｎｇ　ｅｖｅｒｙ　ｍｅａｌ　ｉｎｖｏｌｖｅｓ　ｒｉｃｅ　ｏｒ　ｂｒｅａｄ　（ｕｎｌｅｓｓ　ｉｔｓ　ｎｏｏｄｌｅｓ），　ｓｏ　ａｎｙ　ｓｉｎｇｌｅ　ｕｓｅ　ａｐｐｌｉａｎｃｅ　ｔｈａｔ　ｓｏｌｖｅｓ　ｔｈｅ　ｂｒｅａｄ　ａｎｄ／ｏｒ　ｒｉｃｅ　ｐｒｏｂｌｅｍ　ｉｓ　ｗｏｒｔｈ　ｉｔ

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MLB THREAD 9/3/24 Spartman 09/03/24 (Tue) 14:50:03 No.1646703 [Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

White Sox (31-108) vs. Orioles (80-59)
>5:35 PM CT
<CWS +248 BAL -310
MASN2

Nationals (61-76) vs. Marlins (51-86)
>5:40 PM CT
<WSH -103 MIA -116
BSFL

Twins (75-62) vs. Rays (67-70)
>5:50 PM CT
<MIN -104 TB -116
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Spartman 09/04/24 (Wed) 01:57:09 No.1646809

>>1646807
i want a real wadina waifu with an artificial womb so i can breed genetically engineered spartmen and start a new nations just for spartman like big boss from MGS

Spartman 09/04/24 (Wed) 02:44:41 No.1646820

yankees bullpen just refusing to let a game be easy

Spartman 09/04/24 (Wed) 03:15:59 No.1646823

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woohoo!!!

Spartman 09/04/24 (Wed) 03:24:33 No.1646825

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>>1646820
>clay holmes

Spartman 09/04/24 (Wed) 08:35:27 No.1646854

>>1646823
LETS GO BRAVES

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Spartman 08/26/24 (Mon) 03:14:39 No.1644973 [Reply]

i hate criket

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Spartman 09/03/24 (Tue) 18:28:55 No.1646745

>>1646724
>chinks
>homogeneous
lmao was that a joke?

Spartman 09/03/24 (Tue) 18:51:22 No.1646748

>>1646724
lel u got ur shit kicked in during the border slapflights
cry more xi

Spartman 09/03/24 (Tue) 18:55:02 No.1646749

I hate crikeet

Spartman 09/03/24 (Tue) 18:59:53 No.1646750

>>1646507
fuckin nigrs bro
inda2 looked like he was gonna end up rapr her

Spartman 09/03/24 (Tue) 19:10:51 No.1646754

>>1646750
Yes he would have if she didnt scream like a bitch and draw attention over.

t. professional rapist

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FUNBALL WEEK 1 SPROS!!!!!!!!!! Spartman 08/29/24 (Thu) 15:09:37 No.1645698 [Reply]

Thursday, Aug. 29

Howard at Rutgers | 6 p.m. | Big Ten Network
Youngstown State at Villanova | 6 p.m. | FloSports
Central State (Ohio) at Morehead State | 6 p.m. | ESPN+
Reinhardt at Carson-Newman | 6 p.m. | FloSports
Minnesota Duluth at Northern Michigan | 6 p.m. | FloSports
North Carolina A&T at Wake Forest | 7 p.m. | ESPN+/ACCNX
New Hampshire at UCF | 7 p.m. | ESPN+
Western Carolina at No. 24 NC State | 7 p.m. | ACC Network
Jackson State at UL Monroe | 7 p.m. | ESPN+
Lafayette at Buffalo | 7 p.m. | ESPN+
Fordham at Bowling Green | 7 p.m. | ESPN+
Central Connecticut at Central Michigan | 7 p.m. | ESPN+
Bryant at Delaware | 7 p.m. | FloSports
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Spartman 09/03/24 (Tue) 00:49:06 No.1646603

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>>1645698
IATA
go sports

Spartman 09/03/24 (Tue) 01:08:08 No.1646605

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good horsey

Spartman 09/03/24 (Tue) 01:36:35 No.1646610

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Spartman 09/03/24 (Tue) 03:20:12 No.1646626

florida state is ded forever
lmao

Spartman 09/03/24 (Tue) 03:44:59 No.1646632

>>1646610
lel

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official™ the mlb thread Spartman 09/02/24 (Mon) 20:19:28 No.1646560 [Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Cardinals vs. Brewers
Game in Progress
>STL: 3 - MIL: 5
MLBN

White Sox vs. Orioles
Game in Progress
>CWS: 2 - BAL: 2
MLBN

Astros vs. Reds
Game in Progress
>HOU: 0 - CIN: 0
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Spartman 09/03/24 (Tue) 02:05:45 No.1646616

>>1646614
how do you feel about the rise of the astros again ?

they were dead, i saw they die, i shot them 6 times

Spartman 09/03/24 (Tue) 02:18:48 No.1646618

>>1646616
not surprised tbh

Spartman 09/03/24 (Tue) 02:21:42 No.1646619

>>1646618
but im scawed
i feel like the yankees and going to do a poopy in their pants in houston again

Spartman 09/03/24 (Tue) 03:22:51 No.1646627

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>>1646619
be brave friend

Spartman 09/03/24 (Tue) 03:32:46 No.1646630

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just use the spoopy tarot deck to ensure safe passage through the playoffs

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TODAYRROW Spartman 08/21/24 (Wed) 21:38:53 No.1644160 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

TODAYRROW

Ask not what cunt can do for you, ask please mistress Wadina may I have a portion of cunt

>Biden admin revises jobs down by 818,000
>RFK jr set to endorse Trump

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Spartman 09/02/24 (Mon) 03:34:56 No.1646460

>>1646456
its better to call the cops and tell them there's a hostage situation tbh. chances are they'll shoot up the place and hit a bunch of retards who think voting matters.

Spartman 09/02/24 (Mon) 04:35:12 No.1646465

>>1646456
>biggest empire in history
>comedian's adult swim headed guest has top explain how to vote
ya

Spartman 09/02/24 (Mon) 04:38:10 No.1646466

>>1646456
ok so what is he not telling us

Spartman 09/02/24 (Mon) 13:57:30 No.1646511

BOMPLIMIT
make da thread

Spartman 09/02/24 (Mon) 15:12:55 No.1646518

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hapy labr day budys

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official™ the mlb thread Spartman 08/31/24 (Sat) 15:52:04 No.1646140 [Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Cardinals (67-68) vs. Yankees (79-56)
>12:05 PM CT
<STL +144 NYY -172
MLBN

Cubs (69-66) vs. Nationals (61-74)
>3:05 PM CT
<CHC -115 WSH -105
MLBN

Padres (77-60) vs. Rays (66-68)
>3:10 PM CT
<SD +109 TB -129
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Spartman 09/01/24 (Sun) 13:08:48 No.1646318

>>1646316
wew lad thats a nice catch
shame about not winning tho

Spartman 09/01/24 (Sun) 16:33:50 No.1646353

white sox hit 106 losses and tied their old record

25 ? 26 ??? games or some to go, they can
go
all
da
waaaaaay

Spartman 09/01/24 (Sun) 16:54:36 No.1646359

>>1646316
tom hanks didnt need that soy face protecting helmets

Spartman 09/01/24 (Sun) 20:01:09 No.1646394

>yankees
>7-7 tied up with the cardlels

man this starting rotation is giving me ulcers

Spartman 09/01/24 (Sun) 22:08:14 No.1646409

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>>1646316
>some nigger does a thing
>"one of the greatest robberies i have ever seen in my life"
what did he mean by this?

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Spartman 09/01/24 (Sun) 10:04:19 No.1646299 [Reply]

Which spartsteam does this name fit the most?

Spartman 09/01/24 (Sun) 12:18:33 No.1646312

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birmingham niggers

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Spartman 08/31/24 (Sat) 12:10:08 No.1646106 [Reply]

TATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA

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Spartman 08/31/24 (Sat) 14:34:52 No.1646122

HEABEE MUHSHEENGAN

Spartman 08/31/24 (Sat) 14:41:40 No.1646123

you should use that on las vegas country music festival

Spartman 08/31/24 (Sat) 15:07:53 No.1646128

>>1646123
I would not recommendad, FBI agents don't know how to use that type of assault gun.

Spartman 08/31/24 (Sat) 15:24:38 No.1646133

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BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Spartman 09/01/24 (Sun) 10:07:09 No.1646300

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ATATATATAATATATATAATATATATAATATATATAATATATATAATATATATAATATATATAATATATATAATATATATAATATATATAATATATATAATATATATAATATATATAATATATATAATATATATAATATATATAATATATATAATATATATAATATATATAATATATATA

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