▶ Spartman 08/24/24 (Sat) 21:56:35 No. 1644728 >>1644779 >>1644833
after foreplay the clit is all that matters
▶ Spartman 08/25/24 (Sun) 00:32:10 No. 1644756
ok and?
▶ Spartman 08/25/24 (Sun) 03:19:52 No. 1644779 >>1644833 >>1644896
>>1644728 Then what's the point of penetration and the mythic G-spot?
▶ Spartman 08/25/24 (Sun) 03:23:55 No. 1644780
it's all about getting her to piss on your face.
▶ Spartman 08/25/24 (Sun) 09:58:57 No. 1644833 >>1644850 >>1645060 >>1657351
>>1644728 breddy much your hands will get the job done better unless you have gnarly blue collar hands
>>1644779 the clitoral hood runs along the majority of the vagina
it's easier to think of it as an inverted benis rather than a love-button
>G-spot doesn't exist
it's just the location where the clitoral hood and female prostate are closest to each other so both get stimulated simultaneously
▶ Spartman 08/25/24 (Sun) 12:21:35 No. 1644848
ask yer mum
▶ Spartman 08/25/24 (Sun) 12:37:27 No. 1644850 >>1644898
>>1644833 >doesn't exist >here's where it is wew
▶ Spartman 08/25/24 (Sun) 19:32:36 No. 1644896
>>1644779 >mythic G-spot? thats the part that itches but they cant scratch cuz G_D had a laffr and gave em all hands that were too small to reach. funny guy
▶ Spartman 08/25/24 (Sun) 19:35:34 No. 1644898 >>1644920
>>1644850 dumb women and even dumber men describe it as a "cluster of nerves" when it doesn't even exist and there's no scientific backing for it existing
then they make the girl piss herself looking for it because of the proximity of the female organs and go "oh it's duh gee-spot"
it's like saying "the male G-spot" about your prostate there is no G-spot you're just diddling your asshole to get off
▶ Spartman 08/25/24 (Sun) 20:39:34 No. 1644916
>>1644721 (OP) What if my girlfriend has a feminine penis ?
▶ Spartman 08/25/24 (Sun) 20:48:11 No. 1644920 >>1644928
>>1644898 no you're just being a hair splitting self-contradictory autist. it's a spot that's extra sensitive, like the prostate, and people call it a g spot. that's all it is but you're a faggot so ofc it has to be an issue so you can arbitrarily look down on others right?
▶ Spartman 08/25/24 (Sun) 21:13:18 No. 1644927
actually that's a really funny way to fuck with people now that i think about it. gates aren't real, you're looking for the outside swingy plank over there
▶ Spartman 08/25/24 (Sun) 21:15:17 No. 1644928 >>1644943
>>1644920 >arbitrary there's nothing arbitrary about the distinction when the people pushing the myth of the g-spot are the same ones pushing lies about the hymen not being real, trying to change the word pedo to MAP, and crying that bugchasing is illegal
it's demonic lingo meant to pull you into sexual slavery to fishy pussy and venereal disease my dude
▶ Spartman 08/25/24 (Sun) 23:14:52 No. 1644943
>>1644928 not reading, not arguing anymore, arbitrary fag. wait fags don't exist, just people who put dicks in their asses and get extreme pleasure from that and being autistic nitpicks online
▶ Spartman 08/25/24 (Sun) 23:59:28 No. 1644949
eyes don't exist, you just have fleshy orbs that receive images for your brain (i'm sorry i mean the gray matter full of electrical signals that pilots your body) to interpret
▶ Spartman 08/26/24 (Mon) 00:16:12 No. 1644952
>>1644951 vaginas aren't real, there are only fleshy damp orifices leading to the uterus, which also isn't real. at all, uteri are made up entirely, babies come from magic pearls hidden deep within women. women aren't real either btw, they're walking talking clams that shed babby pearls that grow up into people
▶ Spartman 08/26/24 (Mon) 01:43:04 No. 1644961 >>1644969
>>1644951 looks like a pretty boring tv show
▶ Spartman 08/26/24 (Mon) 02:37:54 No. 1644966 >>1644968
Really pissed off the vagina in the room with that one lmao
▶ Spartman 08/26/24 (Mon) 03:00:48 No. 1644968 >>1644995
>>1644966 >sage fag projects his anger not surprising. learn to take a joke, or are you too autistic for that?
▶ Spartman 08/26/24 (Mon) 03:01:49 No. 1644969
>>1644961 It was fun, well except for that one episode.
▶ Spartman 08/26/24 (Mon) 03:03:07 No. 1644971 >>1644980
wait sorry, autism isn't real, you just have an utter inability to properly perceive social interactions and get upset at jests
▶ Spartman 08/26/24 (Mon) 03:34:50 No. 1644980 >>1644983
>>1644971 i actually believe this tbh
lik theres actual spergs, w the bergers, and their brains do str8 work different. but in terms of "being an autist" lik its used nowadays, its just retards who grew up in a world where everyones afraid of social interaction
or more accurately, afraid of messing up in said social interaction and getting made fun of on social media for it after some other fag records it so they try to avoid it as much as they can, and as a result are just awkward weirdos from lack of practice
▶ Spartman 08/26/24 (Mon) 03:41:59 No. 1644983
>>1644980 yah i agree but i'm still gonna throw it around at buzzkills that take shit too seriously
▶ Spartman 08/26/24 (Mon) 05:08:35 No. 1644995
>>1644968 lol you're still seething over that huh?
▶ Spartman 08/26/24 (Mon) 10:21:42 No. 1645028 >>1645037 >>1657721
>>1645014 the sagefag webring tourist. someone made him mad when he popped in a couple months ago and now he's got an autistic vendetta against the whole board i guess
▶ Spartman 08/26/24 (Mon) 11:39:28 No. 1645037
>>1645028 imagine caring enough to check if the email field is filled or not
imagine going on a multi-post tirade about how not-mad you are that the G-spot doesn't exist and then blaming a scapegoat boogieman for why you are an unfun autist ruining everyone's good time
lol shut up autist btw squirting doesn't exist either it's just piss play/prostate discharge
▶ Spartman 08/26/24 (Mon) 13:07:36 No. 1645050 >>1645056
>sex ed according to webring incels
▶ Spartman 08/26/24 (Mon) 13:11:51 No. 1645051
those smug reaction pics don't fool anyone, you're very clearly angry over some dumb shit, tourist
▶ Spartman 08/26/24 (Mon) 13:14:49 No. 1645052 >>1645055 >>1645056
like you went and said g spots don't exist, and in the same post said it's just an extra sensitive spot. you blatantly contradicted yourself and someone joked about it, move on instead of being a dramatic bitch about it ffs
▶ Spartman 08/26/24 (Mon) 13:26:16 No. 1645055
>>1645052 heem just arguing semantics cuz heem some lonely incel faggot that cant not bitch
its def there, regardless of what the fuckin
scientists say or dont say
you fill grils w cock and then they start making funny noises. cause and effect
its simple af. just dont overthink it
▶ Spartman 08/26/24 (Mon) 13:29:23 No. 1645056 >>1645060
>>1645052 wait do you think im
>>1645050 him or something?
holy fuck you newfags are stupid
and here i was trying to help you poor fags out
▶ Spartman 08/26/24 (Mon) 14:15:59 No. 1645060 >>1645072
>>1645056 no retard i'm clearly talking about
>>1644833 nonreading retard. that post said the spot doesn't exist and then immediately described a spot that would be extra sensitive. almost like a g spot or something
>trying to help >muh newfags lel ok tourist, you contradicted yourself and got mad get over it and stop being a buzzkill faggot no one here wants to walk on eggshells over everything for fear of setting off some uppity sperg
▶ Spartman 08/26/24 (Mon) 15:52:58 No. 1645072 >>1645080
>>1645060 lel yah that was my fault i didnt realize this thread was so long i thought it had lik 5 posts still
but uh yah you guys def DO need help
chicks arent that complicated. motherfuckers out here trying to use based logic and reason to prove/disprove why benis in bagina feels good/doesnt.
dont think about it too much. unless theyre some completely blown out whorb and/or your cock is lik 3ins hard, it rly dont matter. and if theyre some entitled broad just laying there lik a dead fish, whatever, you still get your nut so bust one and gtfo and find someone whos not a lazy bitch
▶ Spartman 08/26/24 (Mon) 16:26:31 No. 1645080
>>1645072 even if you've got a microdick you can just stick your middle two fingers in her up to the second joints curl the tips upwards and just shake your hand like a vibrator it makes them cum every time.
it's a feel gud spot, idk why calling it a g spot specifically was an issue, all it is is a label. people have been gettin into slapfights here over some real dumb shit lately some of you need breaks or something
▶ Spartman 08/27/24 (Tue) 01:01:42 No. 1645168 >>1645171 >>1645174
why'd you want to eat girls out? i'm not a cannibal or nothin ya know
▶ Spartman 08/27/24 (Tue) 01:12:24 No. 1645171
>>1645168 He meant, “take grils out to eat”
▶ Spartman 08/27/24 (Tue) 01:40:25 No. 1645174
>>1645168 cannibalism doesn't exist, you're just eating your own species is all
▶ Spartman 10/23/24 (Wed) 21:04:56 No. 1657256 >>1657264 >>1657271 >>1657272 >>1657274 >>1657292
budys i have first date tonight
▶ Spartman 10/23/24 (Wed) 21:29:23 No. 1657264
>>1657256 put a pair of long socks in your underwear
let that bitch be afraid of it
▶ Spartman 10/23/24 (Wed) 21:54:09 No. 1657271
>>1657256 calm down first dates don't exist anyway it's just an initial meetup of a tentatively romantic nature
▶ Spartman 10/23/24 (Wed) 21:56:47 No. 1657272
>>1657256 legit advice? dont be afraid to be slightly annoyed or uninterested at times
you're not there to impress her sheem gotta impress you
▶ Spartman 10/23/24 (Wed) 21:59:09 No. 1657274
>>1657256 show bob an vegan
▶ Spartman 10/23/24 (Wed) 23:47:28 No. 1657292
>>1657256 open bob and give the needful
▶ Spartman 10/24/24 (Thu) 03:12:03 No. 1657335
>>1657324 tell her you love her
▶ Spartman 10/24/24 (Thu) 04:01:18 No. 1657346
>>1657324 When you do da needful post pics
▶ Spartman 10/24/24 (Thu) 04:02:02 No. 1657348
>>1657324 make sure to only eat her out. it's the only way she'll respect you.
▶ ERROR POSTING ERROR POSTING 10/24/24 (Thu) 04:23:55 No. 1657351 >>1657403 >>1657566
>>1644833 OK! Now, I understand
ERROR POSTING
▶ Spartman 10/24/24 (Thu) 11:58:26 No. 1657403
>>1657351 that dude has some nice tits
▶ Spartman 10/24/24 (Thu) 15:02:35 No. 1657423
>>1657324 vary nice budy gl
▶ Spartman 10/24/24 (Thu) 17:50:54 No. 1657440
>>1657324 dont forget to show her your weeb fagporn folder
its customary on the second date
▶ Spartman 10/25/24 (Fri) 03:45:25 No. 1657566 >>1657570
>>1657351 i made a fat old bitch do that once and i still mentally retch every time i think about it
THE TURD WAS SOLID BLACK TOO SHE HAD FUCKIN CANCER AND I'D JUST HAD MY FUCKIN MOUTH AND HANDS IN HER CROTCH I ALMOST ATE CANCER SHIT AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ▶ Spartman 10/25/24 (Fri) 04:23:03 No. 1657570 >>1657606 >>1657654
>>1657566 >fucking a fat old bitch why, bro.
▶ Spartman 10/25/24 (Fri) 04:41:19 No. 1657572 >>1657583 >>1657606
wait cancer makes ur poo solid black?
▶ Spartman 10/25/24 (Fri) 06:26:54 No. 1657583
>>1657572 niggers are literally cancer, so yes
▶ Spartman 10/25/24 (Fri) 10:22:12 No. 1657606 >>1657656
>>1657570 iunno prolly severe mental issues
>>1657572 black turds can mean you have bleeding somewhere in your small intestine which is a sign of cancer tho she could've just been taking iron supplements bc anemia or whatever not like i stuck around to ask it was truly nasty either way
▶ Spartman 10/25/24 (Fri) 17:31:13 No. 1657654
>>1657570 it's a mandatory /sp/ humiliation ritual
▶ Spartman 10/25/24 (Fri) 17:37:02 No. 1657656
>>1657606 idk that sounds like a guuuuuuuuud notch to put on the bedpost
▶ Spartman 10/26/24 (Sat) 00:08:35 No. 1657721 >>1657872
>>1645028 tbh harassing image boards with a clashing culture is sportschan tradition
▶ Spartman 10/26/24 (Sat) 16:51:35 No. 1657872
>>1657721 been a while since we did that
▶ Spartman 11/02/24 (Sat) 19:06:29 No. 1659607
>>1659603 >cant do it gud fuk that whorb no need for sum dumb bitch clouding the spartmans path with inconsequential whorbery
▶ Spartman 11/02/24 (Sat) 19:08:03 No. 1659609 >>1659614
>>1659608 >what does it even mean "no"
▶ Spartman 11/03/24 (Sun) 01:06:23 No. 1659681
>>1659603 Anon, you are plan B or C or D hell maybe plan Z.
The moment Plan A finds a better female, she will call you desperate, because her eggs are drying up.
▶ Spartman 11/03/24 (Sun) 01:55:05 No. 1659687
>>1659603 >she just wants to be friends Either she actually wants to be friends
unlikely , or she wants to string you along like other betas simping for women or she it is a w of saying drop all contact. Not worth it, especially if you liked her, good that you told her no.
Good luck next time /sp/ro
▶ Spartman 11/03/24 (Sun) 02:37:28 No. 1659693
>>1659603 she was only in it for the free good times she didn't really wanna just be frens. Men and women can be associates/colleagues but frenship is impossible if there is seggshual tension
▶ Spartman 11/03/24 (Sun) 16:57:46 No. 1659813 >>1659829 >>1659890
>>1659603 Guessing you already know this
http://edramatica.com/The_Comprehensive_Guide_To_Life there’s plenty of fish in the sea. Better to stand by your feels/morals/w/e you want to call it, than essentially sell out.
▶ Spartman 11/03/24 (Sun) 18:14:32 No. 1659822 >>1659833
so he's been gone forever now but i guess dorkster got married
▶ Spartman 11/03/24 (Sun) 18:36:13 No. 1659829
>>1659813 >If you're going to kill yourself, do it now. Please. damn that sounds kinda convincing ngl
▶ Spartman 11/03/24 (Sun) 18:43:26 No. 1659833
>>1659822 whos the autist in the spusic thread then? impressive tism
▶ Spartman 11/04/24 (Mon) 01:38:29 No. 1659900 >>1659927
hat wamen
▶ Spartman 11/04/24 (Mon) 11:23:21 No. 1659951
>>1659890 That’s what I meant, thx famalam
▶ Spartman 11/04/24 (Mon) 13:05:48 No. 1659963 >>1659966
>>1659946 they are all grannys now :(
▶ Spartman 11/04/24 (Mon) 18:53:45 No. 1660017 >>1660130
>>1659946 they kinda look like they do porn tbh
▶ Spartman 11/05/24 (Tue) 01:54:19 No. 1660130 >>1660132 >>1660140
>>1660017 There's a webm where one of them got fuk'd by a dog
▶ Spartman 11/05/24 (Tue) 01:57:22 No. 1660132
>>1660130 I remember pretty much everything that could be found regarding these 3 whorbs was posted when this song was originally posted here
▶ Spartman 11/13/24 (Wed) 03:20:29 No. 1662879
should clarify it's with a diff girl
▶ Spartman 11/13/24 (Wed) 03:59:31 No. 1662886
>>1662877 good luck, hope she FUCKS
▶ Spartman 11/13/24 (Wed) 08:59:36 No. 1662914
>>1662877 meny blessings to your general direction budy 🙌 🙏
hopr she gets knocked up ⬆️
▶ Spartman 11/13/24 (Wed) 13:44:12 No. 1662940
>>1662877 what 5m server is this?
▶ Spartman 11/13/24 (Wed) 13:56:33 No. 1662946 >>1662955
>>1662877 I know the ending but good luck regardless, spro.
▶ Spartman 11/13/24 (Wed) 14:54:47 No. 1662955 >>1662957
>>1662946 tell me how it ends then
▶ Spartman 11/13/24 (Wed) 15:11:01 No. 1662957 >>1662959
>>1662955 you leave >us behind and live happily, gl /sp/ro
▶ Spartman 11/13/24 (Wed) 16:28:57 No. 1662971
>>1662877 gud digits gud post ofs meny fortun yu way with grils
▶ Spartman 11/20/24 (Wed) 03:45:59 No. 1664501 >>1664540 >>1664656
>>1664426 are you good looking?
▶ Spartman 11/20/24 (Wed) 12:22:07 No. 1664540
>>1664501 i like to think i am. not fat, some (but not a lot of) muscle, still have all my hair, no deformities, the basics
▶ Spartman 11/20/24 (Wed) 13:52:18 No. 1664550 >>1664552
>>1664426 send her a meme if she replies your good
▶ Spartman 11/21/24 (Thu) 06:15:06 No. 1664656 >>1664700 >>1664784
>>1664501 not him but my mom says i am
im black btw
▶ Spartman 11/21/24 (Thu) 14:21:52 No. 1664700
>>1664656 Cool story bro, can you translate it into English for me?
▶ Spartman 11/21/24 (Thu) 16:12:20 No. 1664710 >>1664713
>>1664566 these are bad images
▶ Spartman 11/21/24 (Thu) 17:37:41 No. 1664723
>>1664713 this nigga make all this noise but you know his farts aint even register a single decibel
▶ Spartman 11/21/24 (Thu) 18:01:58 No. 1664727 >>1664729 >>1664783
>>1664725 do it spartman who tf cares fuck what the poltards say
▶ Spartman 11/21/24 (Thu) 18:03:25 No. 1664729 >>1664730
>>1664727 the fact she's a nurse is the more concerning part tbh
nurses r psycho
▶ Spartman 11/21/24 (Thu) 18:08:37 No. 1664730
>>1664729 oh yeah missed that, nvm run away
▶ Spartman 11/21/24 (Thu) 18:56:31 No. 1664736
>>1664725 go back with severe constipation and make her give you an enema
▶ Spartman 11/21/24 (Thu) 19:38:58 No. 1664742
>>1664715 kinda wonder where xhe is these days
▶ Spartman 11/21/24 (Thu) 19:40:09 No. 1664743 >>1664801
>>1664725 >Genuinely feminine and smelled nice <She's black how does that even work? truly you were hallucinating or something
▶ Spartman 11/22/24 (Fri) 00:43:21 No. 1664783
>>1664727 stop trying to give /sp/ro herpes
▶ Spartman 11/22/24 (Fri) 01:17:47 No. 1664789
>>1664725 >shortstack next time just tell us she's fat
>black obese
▶ Spartman 11/22/24 (Fri) 02:42:17 No. 1664801
>>1664743 probly means she was so slathered up in cocoabutter that it covered up the smell of rancid oil in the niggerwool atop her lower than average cranial capacity head
▶ Spartman 11/22/24 (Fri) 02:48:24 No. 1664804 >>1664808
>>1664802 niggers are so animal like its ridiculous
gotta get one of those heavily mulatto ones with white features but swarthy skin before they start lookin good
▶ Spartman 11/22/24 (Fri) 03:19:06 No. 1664808 >>1664810 >>1664833
>>1664804 tbf all the ones posted so far are aging and womyn already age like milk to begin with
ur not wrong tho gud looking full niggers are exceedingly rare and the ones that are are usually nubian or sometimes ethiopian, most likely bc there's a
long history of people in that region mixing with yuros. everything subsaharan is just a straight up monkr that shouldn't even be considered the same species as humans tho
▶ Spartman 11/22/24 (Fri) 03:20:38 No. 1664810 >>1664816
>>1664808 wait ethiopia is subsaharan, but everything else is definitely shit
▶ Spartman 11/22/24 (Fri) 06:44:50 No. 1664833
>>1664808 Khoisan look p gud in SA but then they also have intermixed p heavy with the Dutch/Aussies/Indians really if they have caucus or SEA genes they tend to look good but kinda monkey like without em.
▶ Spartman 11/22/24 (Fri) 13:27:58 No. 1664873 >>1664887
>>1664871 mauritania still has slavery, it's illegal but everyone still sells em
▶ Spartman 11/22/24 (Fri) 15:30:40 No. 1664887 >>1664889
>>1664873 nigger is too lazy and useless I want a replacement nigger or a refund DO NOT TRANSFER ME TO CUSTOMER SERVICE IN INDIA
▶ Spartman 11/22/24 (Fri) 15:41:56 No. 1664890
>>1664871 libya still doing them open air slave auctions?
▶ Spartman 11/22/24 (Fri) 16:27:16 No. 1664901 >>1665024
>>1664871 why would you want one tbh ?
only thing i would buy is a one way back to africa
▶ Spartman 11/28/24 (Thu) 18:47:04 No. 1665844 >>1665879 >>1665913
>>1664802 >be LUCA$H >be fat >be rich >be fatly rich >just need to get /fit/ despite age to build a harem >… >can't tank criticism of prequels >sell IP for 4 billions >be more rich >… >settle on fugly sheboon CRIMINAL
▶ Spartman 11/28/24 (Thu) 22:20:10 No. 1665879
>>1665844 he prolly couldnt find a why woman or even an azn that could tolerate his level of autism. sheboons will let the males in their lives do a p ridiculous amount of sperg shit as long as they provide enough lawrys flavored cornstarch and kfc for them
▶ Spartman 11/29/24 (Fri) 02:58:20 No. 1665913
>>1665844 prolly the best he could find that wouldn't ask questions about guys night out with diddy and jeffrey
▶ Spartman 03/05/25 (Wed) 00:23:07 No. 1684671
>>1684667 do your feet hurt?
▶ Spartman 03/05/25 (Wed) 01:47:03 No. 1684690
>>1684667 where are da whorbs?
▶ Spartman 03/05/25 (Wed) 07:35:24 No. 1684775 >>1684925
>>1684667 So did you at least get some poontang spro?
▶ Spartman 03/05/25 (Wed) 23:25:17 No. 1684925 >>1684928 >>1684945 >>1684949 >>1684954
>>1684775 Nahh, tbh
we dine and dashed the restaurant because the host was rude as fuck then we made out at her place. She slapped my ass when I left and slammed the door in my face smiling. Going for round two in about an hour to some art show
for some burner shit ▶ Spartman 03/05/25 (Wed) 23:40:26 No. 1684928 >>1685171
>>1684925 you seem like a pussy
making out and not escalating to penetration is a super beta move and clear failure on your part
do better next time
▶ Spartman 03/06/25 (Thu) 01:20:24 No. 1684945
>>1684925 >we made out at her place. She slapped my ass when I left and slammed the door in my face smiling Masculine energy, get your ass ready for that strap on
▶ Spartman 03/06/25 (Thu) 02:05:05 No. 1684949
>>1684925 time for surprise anal
you better be the pitcher budy or ur OUTTA HERE ▶ Spartman 03/07/25 (Fri) 03:06:19 No. 1685175 >>1685176
>>1685171 im proud of yu for makin out budy. dont listen to these divorced hospice asses
▶ Spartman 03/07/25 (Fri) 03:09:19 No. 1685176 >>1685179
>>1685175 you got a problem with hospices?
▶ Spartman 03/07/25 (Fri) 03:36:52 No. 1685179
>>1685176 shits hard for young bulls
t.hospice dated young
▶ Spartman 03/07/25 (Fri) 03:37:13 No. 1685180
>>1685171 >he did needful vary nic budy
▶ Spartman 03/07/25 (Fri) 03:38:22 No. 1685181 >>1685182
*but dated young
▶ Spartman 03/07/25 (Fri) 03:43:28 No. 1685182
>>1685181 ah dang any pics of coon?
▶ Spartman 03/07/25 (Fri) 03:45:59 No. 1685183
>>1685171 That's a nice slappable ass
▶ Spartman 03/07/25 (Fri) 03:48:54 No. 1685185 >>1685229
>>1685171 I'm gonna be a dick but are you sure that isn't an onlyfans pic? I see your filename, but this seems quite candid for a first time romp
▶ Spartman 03/07/25 (Fri) 04:26:09 No. 1685188
wouldn't mind a quick CRowjob rn
▶ Spartman 03/07/25 (Fri) 11:18:30 No. 1685229
>>1685185 youre a candy ass that romps
with dudes ▶ Spartman 03/07/25 (Fri) 13:19:55 No. 1685253
but did she peg you tho
▶ Spartman 03/07/25 (Fri) 13:47:25 No. 1685260 >>1685263
>>1685254 he's not blaming joos for a stubbed toe or writing homosexual ramblings tho
▶ Spartman 03/07/25 (Fri) 13:54:49 No. 1685263
>>1685260 his spd is just switching it up a bit
pussy slayer one day, turbofag another, savior of evropa another
▶ Spartman 03/07/25 (Fri) 13:59:36 No. 1685264
>>1685254 is this the same /sp/erson who was bullied in school by slav midgets
▶ Spartman 03/07/25 (Fri) 14:15:08 No. 1685266
>>1685171 you better put cum in that pussy
no exceptions
▶ Spartman 03/07/25 (Fri) 18:25:46 No. 1685310 >>1685311
>>1685254 IMG_#### are the default filenames for ifag phones
▶ Spartman 03/07/25 (Fri) 21:24:20 No. 1685346
>blond dates
▶ Spartman 03/07/25 (Fri) 22:23:25 No. 1685359 >>1685367 >>1685373
>>1685345 p much the same way, my standards are
>don't be fat >don't be ugly >have a personality more interesting than watching paint dry and yet that's still too high in today's dating market. i've gotten to the point where i just swipe right on everybody in the dating apps without looking but that just matches me with landwhales and troons which really does a number on your sanity and self-esteem
i'll wait until i've lifted and dieted enough to get abs then come back to it
i just want a womyn that's not insane, but that's too much in CY + 9 apparently
▶ Spartman 03/07/25 (Fri) 23:15:44 No. 1685367 >>1685372 >>1685373
>>1685359 >apps budy dating apps have been a cesspool of low quality whorbs since their inception just go out to bars or find some kinda group activity to join. it doesn't matter how gud you look dating app slags will wreck your sanity, and if you're looking at anything more than a 6/10 it's either a scam profile or a literal whore
▶ Spartman 03/07/25 (Fri) 23:34:20 No. 1685372 >>1685376
>>1685367 idfk any more man
i've posted in this thread before the last whorb i matched with was
>>1659603 so i've just resigned to the fact that if i want a womyn i need to become turbochad with a six pack and gorilla arms
but im also drunk af rn so idk
▶ Spartman 03/07/25 (Fri) 23:39:18 No. 1685373 >>1685374 >>1685377
>>1685359 I'm 100% in agreement with
>>1685367 about using >apps
But for the second guy, it's not like bars and hobbies are much better these days. Bars are full of sleazy whorbs and any woman who's not outright nasty is either looking for short term dick or beer money. At least at the bars in my area. That or underageb& with a fake ID. Can't speak for the other spartman but I am dating to marry not dating to get my dick wet. I couldn't care less about getting dick wet if I'm not putting a ring on.
Hobbies aren't much better because the only grills there are doing it as busybody activities E.G. Married with kids or underageb&. There's that sweet spot if you pick a hobby that requires a time investment like learning a language or going to church, but 99% of the girls in those hobbies are married or underageb& again. Got nothing against dating underageb& with intent to marry but you aren't gonna beat the pedo accusations that way.
It could be a me problem tho' but the only threr groups of women who show any interest in me are whorbs 'mirin my muscles, underageb&, and married women cheating on their husbands. It's exhausting when they get indignant about me rejecting the seggs offers because "they're too good for me to say no to sex."
▶ Spartman 03/07/25 (Fri) 23:44:31 No. 1685374
>>1685373 u stole my pic give it back
but ya it's all so fukn stupid, i just want wife i can lub but nothing ever goes my way
i hate cy + 9
▶ Spartman 03/07/25 (Fri) 23:52:45 No. 1685376
>>1685372 you're moping after one gril frenzoned you?
come on dude if you get out at all i
know you've seen at least one tubby balding motherfucker with a gf that's clearly "out of his league" you're moping and shoving blackpills up your ass without even actually trying. also stop getting wasted if you want to see abs that will help a fucking
lot , alcohol destroys your metabolism along with making you a hopeless shit no one wants to be around so that's not really helping you reach your goals
t. former inebriation pro . you don't even have to quit entirely just cut buck a bunch and your outlook will improve and your face will prolly stop swelling up if you get chungus mug because of the alcohol
▶ Spartman 03/07/25 (Fri) 23:56:21 No. 1685377 >>1685382
>>1685373 bars and hobbies are also for networking budy, yah you're gonna meet some scumbags but scumbags also sometimes have gud frens. plus it's not like those are your only options either you can go volunteer for animal shelters for example, women love volunteering at those places and if she can properly care for an animal then she's prolly got gud mom instincts
▶ Spartman 03/08/25 (Sat) 00:09:47 No. 1685382 >>1685384
>>1685377 I know where you're coming from and appreciate the thoughtfulness spro but I also know the difference in what I said and what you said is "friend introduces you to whorb sister/niece with no interest in you because he wants her to go steady with an upright guy" rather than "introduce yourself to whorb who tells you she's a whorb when you don't fuck on the second date and she gets offended that you are saving yourself for marriage."
Polite sage.
▶ Spartman 03/08/25 (Sat) 00:11:43 No. 1685384 >>1685386
>>1685382 lelk keep moping and being helpless then i'm not gonna be your therapist
▶ Spartman 03/08/25 (Sat) 00:11:56 No. 1685385
That's the whole reason I'm considering those tours where they have you date grills who wanna move to America. Get a cheap trip to Russia/Japan/Brazil and take my chances with a grill who at least has an incentive to not cheat or just look for dick.
▶ Spartman 03/08/25 (Sat) 00:13:25 No. 1685386 >>1685396
>>1685384 Yee that's fine I just wanted to complain a little.
Not a big deal right now I just started a new jerb anyways that has me on overnights and weekend shifts so not like I have a life anyways. Trying to save up a few tens of thousands doing higher-end blue collar shit
▶ Spartman 03/08/25 (Sat) 01:01:03 No. 1685393
>>1685391 Drink water and get electrolytes you'll be fine.
When digging a hole don't dig deeper
▶ Spartman 03/08/25 (Sat) 01:17:49 No. 1685396
>>1685386 fug man i can relate to that. you'll be fine tho, if cwc can find a
prolly autistic finn gf then you sure as hell can
▶ Spartman 03/08/25 (Sat) 01:19:16 No. 1685397
>>1685391 vomit is cleansing of the soul and your stomach
ACCEPT IT AND ENJOY FEELING LIKE YOU'RE ON A CRUISE SHIP IN STORMY WATERS FOR THE NEXT SEVERAL HOURS ▶ Spartman 03/08/25 (Sat) 01:53:40 No. 1685401
>>1685391 you need to drink liquor now to neutralize the beer.
▶ Spartman 03/08/25 (Sat) 14:20:28 No. 1685466 >>1685471
>>1685461 the only loser thing you said was the giving up part, and that does make you the biggest loser. a man who has given up on not losing, who has embraced and accepted permanent loser status. at least ur right, i guess.
▶ Spartman 03/08/25 (Sat) 15:14:15 No. 1685471 >>1685480
>>1685466 I fought the urge to not give up for a long time and finally gave in over a year ago. I hate to do it but at the time it was what it was. As time passed I figured that this period would be a phase and eventually I'd get back on the horse and I have thought and even tried to do so, I'm still not quite there yet.
Despite the loss in motivation and optimism, it does feel less stressful and tense to care less and part of it could be a good lesson for the future.
▶ Spartman 03/08/25 (Sat) 15:50:31 No. 1685480
>>1685471 For me I gave up about a year ago when I became homeless, but then I found Jesus and things have gotten better budy.
▶ Spartman 03/08/25 (Sat) 16:14:45 No. 1685483 >>1685506 >>1685540 >>1685547
feelin better than last night
▶ Spartman 03/08/25 (Sat) 18:45:40 No. 1685506
>>1685483 ya itll help but only if its a lil lik actually a lil you need to hydrate too and get vitamins and stuff consume sea salt and water and maybe a shot or two a bit of the ol "
hair of the dog that bit ya ", but srsly dont just get drunk again itll start to compound the hangovers and soon youll have a multi day hangover. unless ur lik 22 or some shit then you can take it ezpz just a couple bad days of hangover jog it off but still drink water and sea salt
▶ Spartman 03/08/25 (Sat) 22:23:59 No. 1685540
>>1685483 yeh but be really careful with that if you've got addiction problems it's really easy to go from "just a little hair of the dog" to "uhm i'm a
functional alcoholic tyvm" to "i'm drinking gas station sanitizer because i will literally die from DTs if i don't get alcohol"
▶ Spartman 03/08/25 (Sat) 23:44:21 No. 1685547 >>1685569
>>1685483 stay away from the booze if youre in that whole manic depressive thang
it aint gonna help
▶ Spartman 03/09/25 (Sun) 00:01:25 No. 1685550
i just got CRowed off
▶ Spartman 03/09/25 (Sun) 03:05:36 No. 1685569
>>1685547 this. similar situ & boss let me nip during werk and mever DTd but ya just end up succumbing to base instincts which are self destructo
doin gud makes feels gud whod have have thunk
▶ Update Spartman 03/10/25 (Mon) 20:07:59 No. 1685897 >>1685898 >>1685911
>first gril I mentioned last week wanted to take it slow and wasn’t ready for relationship >I tell her idk how to be friends with someone I’m attracted to like her >she cry’s after I tell her this has to be fair thee well >blocks me >meet a gril Saturday night that’s a friend of a friends >hook up benis in bagina >whole time thinking about the first gril who’s feels I hurt >first gril and I will undoubtedly see each other again because our circles over lap >still can’t help but think I fucked up big time and would do anything to fix it >inb4 burner * *
▶ Spartman 03/10/25 (Mon) 20:12:25 No. 1685898
>>1685897 dont understand a single fucking thing or im too drunk either way
▶ Spartman 03/10/25 (Mon) 21:23:30 No. 1685911 >>1685955 >>1686085
>>1685897 Why feel bad? First grill didn't take you seriously thinking she could keep you as a side piece. You went and got yourself a side piece.
I don't belieb in seggs before marriage, but all's fair in love and war. Are you going steady with hook-up or intend to? If not, then you can hook back up with first grill and if she ever finds out/bitches you just tell her "you told me you didn't wanna go steady now we are stop being jealous"
well say it in a way that doesn't get you relegated to the couch but you know what I mean. If you are gonna go steady with hook-up grill then first grill can get over it
▶ Spartman 03/11/25 (Tue) 17:40:34 No. 1686085 >>1686086 >>1686089 >>1686100
>>1685911 I’m pretty sure she was taking me seriously. While the whole, “I’m not ready for a relationship” thing was going on, everything we did was romantic relationship stuff. She even called it that once. It’s like it was real in our heads, just not irl, or vice versa? Idk women are goofballs. I sent her flowers for her birthday, I’ll post again if she unblocks me.
>>1685911 Second gril reminds me of an ex, not in good ways either. Idk maybe for the time being I’ll hang with her. I don’t want to lead her on, and she seems bordering on batshit.
▶ Spartman 03/11/25 (Tue) 17:45:36 No. 1686086 >>1686179
>>1686085 >Blocked Wait wut?
Anyways best of luck spro
▶ Spartman 03/11/25 (Tue) 17:55:07 No. 1686089 >>1686093
>>1686085 you have to sneak in supplements like DIM that decrease estrogen production
excess estrogen makes women act like that
niggers also produce more estrogen than regular non nigger humans too
▶ Spartman 03/11/25 (Tue) 18:03:47 No. 1686093
>>1686089 Nah budy if you get rid of her estrogen she'll lose the collagen in her skin and become depressed
it's a double-edged sword the estrogen makes women batshit but it also makes them elastic and purdy/happy
▶ Spartman 03/11/25 (Tue) 18:17:09 No. 1686100 >>1686179
>>1686085 fumblel'd cathouse lady for sure, but just lift when you think about it
also never ask to define it as a relationship, wahmen view it as insecure
just do your thang, fully enjoy any time together, and keep it chill & fun
dont bring up the lay and if she does dont say or feel sorry spro. didnt do anything wrong
▶ Spartman 03/12/25 (Wed) 00:12:39 No. 1686179 >>1686183 >>1686194
>>1686086 >wait wut? ikr I hurt her feels p bad I guess. Thank for the wish, I might see her tomorrow at an event we’ve been going to for a couple weeks
>>1686100 Ye cathouse girl is long gone >pics related.
Thx /sp/ro everything you said is right, i don’t know why I said anything to gril 1 tbh maybe I see her tomorrow, maybe not. I know I’ll see her again though. Probably should just work on patience and enjoy gril 2s company.
goddamn she’s a nutball though ▶ Spartman 03/12/25 (Wed) 00:29:29 No. 1686183 >>1686232 >>1689920 >>1692713
>>1686179 i think u should stop worrying about whorbs for a while and lift heavy things instead
they're not worth it
▶ Spartman 03/12/25 (Wed) 02:20:59 No. 1686194
>>1686179 >i don’t know why I said anything to gril 1 proly confused 'need' with want budy. happens
grills are a garnish not a meal, agree w liftbro 💪
▶ Spartman 03/12/25 (Wed) 09:33:23 No. 1686232 >>1689920
>>1686183 Ignore this fag. You should
do both but prioritize weights it'll make the lady happy 2 ▶ Spartman 03/12/25 (Wed) 10:17:51 No. 1686239
lifting is for yourself not women, the women just appear as a byproduct
▶ Spartman 03/15/25 (Sat) 11:51:18 No. 1686818 >>1686823 >>1686831 >>1695003
>>1686783 it does
its entirely from DHT amassing in hair follicles and killing them
if you got too high T, the extra turns to DHT from some enzyme, and if you got too much of DHT, its cueball time
▶ Spartman 03/15/25 (Sat) 14:07:00 No. 1686831 >>1686836 >>1686841 >>1686937
>>1686818 Thought so. I'm on that minox/finast regime plus a few other things to help with hair loss and I learnt that it is basically about curbing DHT levels. I still have thinner hair than before, it still isn't too bad
yet .
▶ Spartman 03/15/25 (Sat) 14:40:13 No. 1686836 >>1686935 >>1686938
>>1686831 accept the inevitability. balding men desperate to retain their hair is always a sad thing to watch
▶ Spartman 03/15/25 (Sat) 15:23:56 No. 1686841 >>1686935
>>1686831 just go full egghead and lift to compensate
▶ Spartman 03/16/25 (Sun) 03:25:49 No. 1686937
>>1686831 rock the skullet
▶ Spartman 03/16/25 (Sun) 03:27:37 No. 1686938 >>1686943
>>1686836 yep. i find shaving is just as bad. like damn why are you trying to impress people? You're like 40. Stop.
▶ Spartman 03/16/25 (Sun) 04:07:33 No. 1686943 >>1686945
>>1686938 lelk no thinks theyre impressing anyone y shaving their head unless they've got like tattoos on their scalp or some shit
▶ Spartman 03/16/25 (Sun) 04:21:19 No. 1686945 >>1686988 >>1686991
>>1686943 it just seems so gay to shave your head. From what I've seen women are more into how rough you are with them. That's why ugly guys get women as well.
▶ Spartman 03/16/25 (Sun) 06:38:17 No. 1686956
>>1686935 lookin gud, duder!
▶ Spartman 03/16/25 (Sun) 14:06:37 No. 1686988
>>1686945 were you molested by a bald uncle or something why do you think of sodomy when you see bald people
▶ Spartman 03/16/25 (Sun) 14:19:11 No. 1686991 >>1687018
>>1686945 >women are more into how rough you are with them spigga dafuq are you on about? are you confusing handshakes with full nelsons?
give >us context of when you've ever seen this work
▶ Spartman 03/16/25 (Sun) 17:12:22 No. 1687018 >>1687026
>>1686991 nothing gets women hornier than suplexing them
▶ Spartman 03/16/25 (Sun) 18:00:00 No. 1687026 >>1687062
>>1687018 this if you don't immediately paralyze her from the neck down she'll leave you for a balding sissy beta chad
▶ Spartman 03/16/25 (Sun) 22:01:27 No. 1687062 >>1687064
>>1687026 damn
can you imagine having a paraplegic fuck doll????
▶ Spartman 03/16/25 (Sun) 22:12:57 No. 1687064 >>1687086
>>1687062 i just want a deaf qt who makes tard noises when sheem cums
▶ Spartman 03/17/25 (Mon) 00:30:32 No. 1687086
>>1687064 i want a blind girl so she won't see it coming when i cum in her eyes
▶ Spartman 03/17/25 (Mon) 03:03:55 No. 1687112 >>1687123
lotta bernd in this thread
▶ Spartman 03/17/25 (Mon) 04:29:15 No. 1687123
>>1687112 It’s the only thread they can post in and not get made fun of
for now ▶ Update Spartman 03/20/25 (Thu) 16:18:09 No. 1687853 >>1687854 >>1687855 >>1689781
Well, gril 2 did not work out, she is not my kind of crazy. I can’t give her the help she needs I saw her at the art thing again last night She also said I didn’t hurt her heart, she just cried because I hurt her feelings, then blocked me again. Idk I don’t feel sad anymore, nor do I get it. expecting a woman to be rational about her feels ikfam Like I said I know I’ll see her again, maybe we can move on together. I don’t have expectations of it. I didn’t lift, I projected my feels into this, gril 1s birthday gift. >pics related
▶ Spartman 03/20/25 (Thu) 16:24:21 No. 1687854 >>1687855
>>1687853 I forgot to add, I told gril 1 thanks because she helped me to overcome a negative cycle in my life in a positive way and I’ll love her forever for it. That was the point she teared up, and ran off. 6 hours later was when she unblocked me, said her peace, then blocked me again
>inb4 fag My father was one of the last True Gentleman, and I learned his ways well.
▶ Spartman 03/20/25 (Thu) 16:26:00 No. 1687855
>>1687853 >>1687854 looks like you learned to be a pussy tbh
▶ Spartman 03/20/25 (Thu) 19:08:32 No. 1687906 >>1687932
next time just save time and money and send your testicles in a box
▶ Spartman 03/20/25 (Thu) 20:50:46 No. 1687932 >>1687937
>>1687906 what about postage though
▶ Spartman 03/20/25 (Thu) 21:28:09 No. 1687937
>>1687932 didnt stop van gogh dont let it stop you
▶ Spartman 03/31/25 (Mon) 05:00:33 No. 1689781 >>1689944
>>1687853 what in gods name is this terrifying offering
▶ Spartman 03/31/25 (Mon) 20:48:59 No. 1689896 >>1689944
any updates sensitive bro?
▶ Spartman 03/31/25 (Mon) 22:59:07 No. 1689920 >>1689923 >>1689929 >>1689935
>>1686183 >>1686232 women dont like muscles. muscles like that make you worse at fighting. makes you less fit. its wasted energy and effort and makes you die sooner, no different than being obese.
guys like this end up with no women or ugly women.
▶ Spartman 03/31/25 (Mon) 23:31:03 No. 1689923 >>1689932 >>1692461
>>1689920 Woman detected.
Women love muscles but they all say they hate muscles. Guys like that are all on steroids you are going to look more like Scoobs if you're natty. Those guys do it for competition, they do it professionally
you don't get that way doing it casually lmao
you'd know this if you were a man
and by the way sweetie most of them are married and they have bangin' hot wifeys
▶ Spartman 04/01/25 (Tue) 00:09:30 No. 1689929 >>1689940 >>1689944 >>1692461
>>1689920 womyn are retarded and dont know better
average womyn thinks ottermode is jacked
but reality is, if you have a nice physique from good exercise, most anyone will find it attractive
▶ Spartman 04/01/25 (Tue) 00:39:27 No. 1689935 >>1692461
>>1689920 >guys like this end up with no women or ugly women this is b8, nearly all of these dudes have gfs or wives and not the forehead fat obese kind. though it has a lot to do with their confidence levels too, you can be a turbojacked prime schwarzenegger tier dude but if you're a muttering autistic women will snoff that out in a heartbeat and frenzone you
▶ Spartman 04/01/25 (Tue) 00:57:50 No. 1689940 >>1689942
>>1689929 >if you have a nice physique from good exercise, most anyone will find it attractive This. It's not about the size of mooscles, albeit size is nice. It's about having the mooscles to begin with. Women are obsessed with men who can diet for some reason.
▶ Spartman 04/01/25 (Tue) 01:00:29 No. 1689942 >>1689944 >>1689945
>>1689940 >Women are obsessed with men who can diet for some reason. because taking care of your body is an obvious sign that you're willing to put in hard work and effort. same goes for both sexes.
▶ Spartman 04/01/25 (Tue) 01:14:06 No. 1689944 >>1689950
>>1689781 That’s gril 1s birthday gift I made her. I made it a couple weeks ago, will deliver at a party in a field in a little less than a month.
still haven’t heard from her so guessing it’s over? Idk man women be women, wouldn’t be the first time a gril hmu after a duration of time Gril2 tl;dr
that broad is cray ama for Tl;dr
>>1689896 Those are basically the updates. Thing are going well on other fronts though, went out with a friend and
dropped acid, ran amok in the college city 45 mins south had a pretty good time. Ended up getting a grils # that night, she is supposed to come up this weekend. Who knows? tbh I still think of gril1 a lot. I mean ffs I drive past her house otw to work erry day :/ ehhh. The future is unwritten
>>1689929 >>1689942 This
▶ Spartman 04/01/25 (Tue) 01:16:42 No. 1689945
>>1689942 I can promise all sheem thinkin of is running her hands over your hungry tummy while you're fugging she don't give a rats ass about the hard work and effort lol
▶ Spartman 04/01/25 (Tue) 01:27:00 No. 1689950 >>1691206
>>1689944 >1st birthday gift uhhhhh
a bit young dont you think?
▶ Spartman 04/07/25 (Mon) 00:14:44 No. 1691129 >>1691133 >>1691144 >>1691150 >>1691206 >>1691241 >>1691249
Why would I try to get laid or get a girl? I'm an ugly social and mental retard schizo sperg completely subhuman faggot genetic aberration total nigger failure with no hope, no future - only a lifetime of eternal terror at the hands of a horrific hateful God and his archons, each of whom despise all men and who harvest our misery for their own gain. There is no woman who would genuinely love me; at best she would only tolerate me for what money I have, and then dispose of me like shit getting flushed down the toilet. Men like me are meant to be thrown into war as cannon fodder, mercilessly massacred and then fed to the crows but instead I am forced to suffer in this hellworld to be fed instead to the hellfires of the Moloch of industrial capital and to suffer for this life and then all of eternity.
▶ Spartman 04/07/25 (Mon) 00:43:40 No. 1691133 >>1691206
>>1691129 sir this is spee
if you want to blackpill please go to r9k and subscribe to andrew tate
▶ Spartman 04/07/25 (Mon) 01:24:31 No. 1691144 >>1691206
>>1691129 >Why would I try to get laid or get a girl >blah blah blah self pity blah blah man shut the fuck up and kill yourself so the rest of >us don't have to see this stupid shit ever again just continue not having sex no one actually gives a fuck what you do with your wiener it doesn't make you special either way you won't be the first to die alone and you won't be the last
▶ Spartman 04/07/25 (Mon) 02:06:04 No. 1691150
>>1691129 licked my wifes ass earlier today
hows that make you feel bigboy?
▶ Spartman 04/07/25 (Mon) 08:40:16 No. 1691186 >>1691190
>>1691157 ummm..
SPORTS? spreha pls.. this is a /sp/olitics bort
▶ Spartman 04/07/25 (Mon) 09:11:01 No. 1691190
>>1691186 i thought >we were moving on to spart spocused spissy spypno
▶ Spartman 04/07/25 (Mon) 12:48:18 No. 1691206
>>1691129 > Why would I try to get laid or get a girl? Stopped reading right there. Like these /sp/iggas said:
>>1691133 >>1691144 Take that shit back to /r9k/ or gaysee you /int/ferior
t. sensitive bro
P.S.
>>1689950 lel
▶ Spartman 04/07/25 (Mon) 17:34:32 No. 1691241 >>1691246
>>1691129 sounds lik spigga needs some corrective RAEP
whomst gonna give it to him?
x gon give it to him? ▶ Spartman 04/07/25 (Mon) 18:04:14 No. 1691249
>>1691129 oh ummmm lik idk
that sounds lik super sad an stuff
ohhh heyy i kno u should join the
cheer squad with me and stacy itll be lik sooo fun >we get to wear these
cute dresses and get front row seats to every game and then >we can
W A T C H E V E R Y T H I N G youll luv it
▶ Spartman 04/08/25 (Tue) 11:58:59 No. 1691421 >>1691433 >>1691468
>>1691363 most leafs fucking hate >us rn, and the feeling is mutual
actually the entire rest of the world hates >us but it's always been that way so idgaf about a buncha diet europeans throwing a shitfit cuz their leaders are retarded and their economy is being btfo in real time
▶ Spartman 04/08/25 (Tue) 13:36:42 No. 1691433 >>1691434
>>1691421 Wrong! Spartman, what is best in life?
>To crush your enemies >See them driven before you, and To hear the lamentations of their women! ▶ Spartman 04/08/25 (Tue) 13:41:56 No. 1691434 >>1691436 >>1691449 >>1691459
>>1691433 except aids and chlamydia didn't exist in conan's time because there was no CIA to introduce them into the population
not worth it
▶ Spartman 04/08/25 (Tue) 13:51:44 No. 1691436 >>1691449 >>1691463
>>1691434 p sure the claps been around for a while tho
▶ Spartman 04/08/25 (Tue) 15:03:12 No. 1691449 >>1691463
>>1691434 >>1691436 yeh wtf chlamydia has been a thing for centuries, it's just the association with too much pp fun time wasn't there until people had a better understanding of how rubbing dirty genitals together makes bad things happen
▶ Spartman 04/08/25 (Tue) 16:15:47 No. 1691459 >>1691463
>>1691434 They discuss syphilis in the bible.
▶ Spartman 04/08/25 (Tue) 16:46:03 No. 1691463 >>1691466
>>1691436 >>1691449 >>1691459 no cianiggers invented it because they hate freedom
▶ Spartman 04/08/25 (Tue) 17:01:00 No. 1691466 >>1691471
>>1691463 glowniggers invented you because they hate sportschan
CHECKMATE ZOROASTRIANS ▶ Spartman 04/08/25 (Tue) 17:25:03 No. 1691471 >>1691474
>>1691466 why are you disagreeing with me
▶ Spartman 04/08/25 (Tue) 17:33:56 No. 1691474 >>1691580
>>1691471 because people fucked each other sick before glowniggers existed
though AIDS was deliberate i'll agree there, and it wouldn't surprise me if patient zero in san fran back in the day had CIA connections. that dude was an actual monstrous psychopath
▶ Spartman 04/09/25 (Wed) 02:27:36 No. 1691580
>>1691474 I thought AIDS was God's way to btfo the hippes and fags for their degeneracy throughout the 60s and 70s
▶ Spartman 04/11/25 (Fri) 23:57:38 No. 1692220
>>1692203 lmao
this is so fucking fake
▶ Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 00:27:11 No. 1692416 >>1692419
matched with a gril on dating app
▶ Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 00:39:42 No. 1692419 >>1692422
>>1692416 kill her and then yourself for having such "qualities"
or make the gayest babbies on the planet idc, either way do not wear a condom because it gives you AIDS or some shit
▶ Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 01:09:46 No. 1692422
>>1692419 This is true. Condoms are bad and could actually INCREASE the risk of a pregnancy
▶ Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 06:55:26 No. 1692461 >>1692463 >>1692514
>>1689935 look up a picture of their wives and post them. Most of them are with people as unattractive as them.
>>1689923 women like guys with normal builds. Start adding muscle to it, and she'll find you less attractive.
They have ugly wives, if they're not single. Gymcels are a thing. Just look at all the pros fanbases of ugly single jacked people.
Sorry, bro. The gym wont fix ugly.
>>1689929 girls like a guy with an attractive face. The rest barely matters. Muscles are at the bottom of the list. Below height, below teeth, below hair, below skin.
▶ Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 07:05:20 No. 1692463 >>1692469 >>1692473
>>1692461 >i'll just repeat it again but with more words i'll repeat with less
dis b8
▶ Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 07:41:24 No. 1692469
>>1692463 cope more, uggo gymcel
▶ Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 10:35:36 No. 1692483 >>1692563
>>1692473 lel what a study
>would u rather fug brad pitt? <or sum other loser? its a trick question
you wanna fuck brad pitt. even i know that. he has the most money
▶ Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 12:46:53 No. 1692496
>>1692473 >2% lmao who'd fuck someone with a face tattoo'd on his chest like that
▶ Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 13:47:06 No. 1692503 >>1692509 >>1692563
listen, if you're fat she'll ask you to becone skinny. if you're fit she'll try to make you fat. if you have a hobby she'll as you to cancel your plans to do nothing with her instead, and if you spend a lot of time with her she'll say she needs space and you need hobbies. don't overthink woman standards and shit tests. just get fit for yourself and any girl worth your time won't give a fuck either way outside you doing what you want.
▶ Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 14:48:38 No. 1692509 >>1692563
>>1692503 he's just being a faggot he knows all that
▶ Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 15:04:38 No. 1692512
Saar we havr develop solutions FOR YOU
▶ Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 15:18:45 No. 1692514 >>1692563
>>1692461 gr8 b8 m8 i r8 it 8/8
▶ Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 20:30:28 No. 1692563 >>1692581 >>1692595 >>1692604
>>1692483 The heads were excluded. They just asked which is the most attractive body. Why are you coping this hard? Why is the most muscular one the lowest percent?
>>1692503 >>1692509 That's because those are all just excuses to reject you for your ugly face. This is why spending all that time, energy, and money on big muscles is a waste of time and if anything, counter-productive.
It's unattractive.
>>1692514 anything to defend your shitty hobby that nobody but homosexuals appreciate i guess.
▶ Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 23:44:04 No. 1692595 >>1692713
>>1692563 Go to the gym, fatty. How you gonna play sparts with all those flabs?
▶ Spartman 04/14/25 (Mon) 00:51:07 No. 1692612
Why would I try to get fit or get a healthy body? I'm a bitter physical and mental obese circus sideshow completely subhomo dyel effortly challenged abominable total snowman fatlure with no muscles, no lung capacity - only a fattime of eternal joint pain at the hands of a terrific Herculean deity and his gymrats, each of whom encourage all men and who try to improve our motivation for epic gains. There is no woman who would hate the effort; at worst she would eyefuck my musclays, and then schlick to the thought of me like a monkey in heat. Men like me are meant to throw discus into my enemy's face, mercilessly dealift and then squat to the ground, but instead I am voluntarilygorging on potato chips and the Dotzloc of industrial capital keeps yelling IATA GO YANKEES
▶ Spartman 04/14/25 (Mon) 01:12:17 No. 1692616
>sharty >gore >homo fapfic lunatic having another metldown >sea pea >chinky angrybro >literally all at once
▶ Spartman 04/14/25 (Mon) 15:55:24 No. 1692713 >>1692715
>>1692581 >>1692595 >>1692604 The guy in
>>1686183 is morbidly obese.
I am of a normal weight and I have kids.
Though most women prefer the fat dad-body over a guy with bulky muscles.
But keep wasting your time at the gym working towards making yourself less attractive to women.
▶ Spartman 04/14/25 (Mon) 16:13:09 No. 1692715
>>1692713 go to gym fatcel
▶ Spartman 04/14/25 (Mon) 16:14:39 No. 1692716
and ofc it's a shartnigger randomly having a meltdown about the gym lmao
▶ Spartman 04/14/25 (Mon) 16:22:17 No. 1692719 >>1692724
>responding to the chink with anything but
▶ Spartman 04/14/25 (Mon) 16:49:24 No. 1692724
>>1692719 it's not the chink just some sharty retard
bully him and he will leave, as they always do
spee is unbreakable
▶ Spartman 04/14/25 (Mon) 17:21:44 No. 1692729 >>1692746
>tell /r9k/ loser to kys himself >he comes back and spazzes about gymfags i've literally never set foot in a gym after highschool
▶ Spartman 04/14/25 (Mon) 19:33:45 No. 1692746
>>1692729 nah, it's two different brands of retard
the /r9k/fag has the schizo word salad run-on sentences all in one paragraph, like the kind you'd see francis e dec write, and is more misanthropic/misotheist in attitude. the anti-gym fag hard returns after every sentence and is just convinced of the futility of going to the gym to get laid.
t. professional post analyst
▶ Spartman 04/14/25 (Mon) 19:55:42 No. 1692750 >>1692756
>>1692747 gud job now do it again tomorrow, then keep doing it until you die
▶ Spartman 04/14/25 (Mon) 20:17:02 No. 1692753
>>1692747 grr i'm going to get mad and say girls will hate you and then also make claims of sodomy too
i am not gay i just like talking about big men having gay sex it's not gay that i do this in response to even the insinuation of weight lifting
▶ Spartman 04/14/25 (Mon) 20:32:03 No. 1692756
>>1692750 You should only pick up heavy thing every 48-72 hours to allow the mooscles to recover. Tomorrow I will hike through the hills instead.
▶ Spartman 04/14/25 (Mon) 21:19:09 No. 1692761
spartmans thinly veiled insecurities and desire for attention
▶ Spartman 04/15/25 (Tue) 01:44:52 No. 1692802
>>1692784 the typical starting strength physique
▶ Spartman 04/15/25 (Tue) 01:46:14 No. 1692804
>spinach >balsamic vinegar >chicken nuggerts >a orange >leftover pottoes
▶ Spartman 04/15/25 (Tue) 14:58:19 No. 1692922
yu lik. is vary simpl. i mek u showr. i lik ur mohtr.
▶ Spartman 04/15/25 (Tue) 15:21:06 No. 1692928
been growin my nipples out tbh
▶ Spartman 04/21/25 (Mon) 14:58:24 No. 1695013
do milk weth pusy