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OOLERS STAN LEE CUP Spartman 06/03/24 (Mon) 03:07:16 No.1626028 [Reply]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT /SP/ ITS FUCKING HAPPENING
OOLERS PLAYING FOR THE CUP

THIS IS NOW A BURGER BARON BOARD

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Spartman 06/03/24 (Mon) 15:20:08 No.1626112

>>1626110
चुप हो जा मादरचोद

Spartman 06/03/24 (Mon) 15:25:20 No.1626113

>>1626112
get your gibberish squiggles off my speematron

Spartman 06/03/24 (Mon) 23:53:51 No.1626179

>>1626112
>>1626112
>चुप हो जा
That's ok and I think it is a direct translation of 'shut up' but I hear "चुप बैठ" to be more natural and rude, so it may work better in this context.

source: criket

Spartman 06/04/24 (Tue) 01:52:02 No.1626202

>>1626179
i lik criket

Spartman 06/04/24 (Tue) 02:23:27 No.1626205

gud morning fellow mcqueens

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WHITE Spartman 05/31/24 (Fri) 16:12:22 No.1625534 [Reply]

WHITE-

Edmonton Oilers (49-27-6) vs. Dallas Stars (52-21-9)
>7:30 PM CT
<EDM +109 DAL -129
TNT

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Spartman 06/01/24 (Sat) 03:02:32 No.1625647

>>1625613
go admiralz

Spartman 06/01/24 (Sat) 03:04:53 No.1625649

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Spartman 06/01/24 (Sat) 11:58:10 No.1625692

>>1625644
>french
gross

Spartman 06/01/24 (Sat) 13:30:19 No.1625702

>>1625692
its french canadian french tho so its rad
lik you can actually understand em cuz theyre not mumbling all the words together and talking out the side of their mouth lik continental french

Spartman 06/01/24 (Sat) 15:11:35 No.1625716

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>>1625692
>>1625702
tabernac

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YANKEE HATE AND MLB THREAD Spartman 07/13/24 (Sat) 17:13:49 No.1634416 [Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Dodgers vs. Tigers
Game in Progress
>LAD: 0 - DET: 0
MLBN

Pirates (46-48) vs. White Sox (27-69)
>1:10 PM CT
<PIT -137 CWS +117
ATTP

Cubs (46-49) vs. Cardinals (48-45)
>1:15 PM CT
<CHC +114 STL -134
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Spartman 07/13/24 (Sat) 20:17:22 No.1634443

>>1634416
I knew the Yankees were the real Nazis all along. Imagine if the roles were reversed….

Spartman 07/13/24 (Sat) 21:02:32 No.1634449

ALERT

ORIOLES BALL GIRL IS A CUTIE

ALERT CALLING A LIL' PURPLE FELLER TO GET ME THAT SCREENSHOT

ALERT ALERT

Spartman 07/14/24 (Sun) 10:29:45 No.1634783

>>1634427
WEW

Spartman 07/14/24 (Sun) 18:41:04 No.1634907

WEW YANKEES 3 RUN BLAST TO TAKE THE LEAD IN THE 9TH

Spartman 07/16/24 (Tue) 00:26:36 No.1635311

i hat yonkers budy

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MEMEORIAL DAY Spartman 05/27/24 (Mon) 16:01:32 No.1624719 [Reply]

its memeorial day
THINK ABOUT ALL THE MEMES THAT DIDN'T MAKE IT

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Spartman 05/29/24 (Wed) 10:21:34 No.1625046

>>1624986
snow gay like yt gay
dtmwtd

Spartman 05/29/24 (Wed) 11:41:25 No.1625061

mil-morial day

Spartman 05/29/24 (Wed) 13:07:42 No.1625071

>>1624900
good lookin out

Spartman 05/29/24 (Wed) 13:19:32 No.1625075

>>1624971
that was so cringe

Spartman 05/29/24 (Wed) 14:03:46 No.1625080

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>>1624986
not bad, singer's a bit off-key but drummer is rockin it

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THE WHEEL THE WHEEL 06/07/24 (Fri) 20:47:59 No.1626869 [Reply]

THE WHEEL

EMERGENCY THREAD NOT A DRILL!!!!!!!

TONIGHT IS THE LAST EPISODE OF THE WHEEL!!!!!

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Spartman 06/07/24 (Fri) 23:40:27 No.1626902

>>1626897
he could keep going for another thirty years tbh

Spartman 06/08/24 (Sat) 00:08:08 No.1626905

he must be making some great money to do the same shit every goddamn day for longer than most of us have been alive.

Spartman 06/08/24 (Sat) 01:03:23 No.1626914

>>1626905
i think they pre-film a bunch of them in like a week or two and release them daily for a little while
but yah even if thats not the case the show is owned by abc which is in turn a disney owned corporation so the money is infinite. or was, yidsney hasnt been doing so hot lately iirc maybe pat saw the way things were going and decided to bail

Spartman 06/08/24 (Sat) 03:07:27 No.1626937

>>1626876
>In 1990, White married restaurant owner George Santo Pietro. She first became pregnant in September 1992. An episode of Wheel of Fortune contained "Vanna's pregnant" as the answer to a puzzle. She miscarried shortly after the episode's taping.
oops

Spartman 06/08/24 (Sat) 03:11:33 No.1626938

>>1626937
>She miscarried shortly after the episode's taping.
oops
fucking lel.

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Spartman 06/14/24 (Fri) 21:08:49 No.1628327 [Reply]

wat sparts did/do you guise play?
what position?

me:
ice crik
>D, left wing
mostly D tho. i was raly tall and could skate backwards fast af. long stick too so i could cover lik a third of the ice w a poke. played house from age 6 till HS cuz couldnt afford travel. played HS sophomore and jr yr but the team was full of weird fags and i left after jr yr. gud call too cuz half the team got mouth herpes """"from the waterbottles"""" [x] doubt when i was a sr

still play street hockey and pond hockey w the bros occasionally

basedball
>catcher, pitcher
in little league i was p gud at pitching, but i could never get the curveball down and always hung em, so by HS i was a meatball factory. switched to catcher. way more fun. still get to be involved in every play, but way less pressure. helps to be able to know what pitches to call too from exp. did freshman and sophomore, but by jr yr i just wanted to skate once it got warm out and quit

some guys i know do softball once a week, but its mostly just an excuse to daydrink which isnt my scene
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Spartman 07/03/24 (Wed) 04:35:17 No.1632273

Volleyball and billard budy

Spartman 07/03/24 (Wed) 11:36:21 No.1632308

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>tennis cuz ther was a girl playing it i like but sheem didn't like me
>bowling cuz it was fun
>flag football but i didn't know the rules and the coaches just assumed everyone did or they explained it and i was too retarded to remember so i had no idea wtf i was doing

Spartman 07/03/24 (Wed) 11:50:39 No.1632313

>>1628327
>I just wanted to skate
Did you have a fanny pack too?

Spartman 07/03/24 (Wed) 12:25:59 No.1632318

I did wrastlin' back in the day as well as basketball. Also did cheerleading if that counts as a spart. These days I just hike and pick up heavy things/put them down.

Spartman 07/03/24 (Wed) 13:35:07 No.1632328

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>criket
Just for play with the other kids so nothing serious. Sucked at batting but liked bowling so I became a spinner. Tried fast bowling but never got the hang of it. Spinning the ball, tricking the batsman and getting them out was fun.

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Spartman 06/17/24 (Mon) 01:24:54 No.1628753 [Reply]

/sp/ I'm scared, tell me this is AI bullshit.

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Spartman 06/17/24 (Mon) 03:10:56 No.1628775

this shits old budy this is at a wax museum or some shit iirc

Spartman 06/17/24 (Mon) 03:19:16 No.1628779

she's been replaced by one of them damn reptilians i tells ya.

Spartman 06/17/24 (Mon) 11:19:00 No.1628821

why are they standing in front of cardboard cutouts?

Spartman 06/18/24 (Tue) 00:38:40 No.1628915

Sweet a schizo thread!

Spartman 06/18/24 (Tue) 01:16:03 No.1628919

Girl looks like an animatronic/sex doll. Guy looks like he's wearing a mask.

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the niggerball thread Spartman 05/07/24 (Tue) 15:20:31 No.1621589 [Reply]

NBA playoffs and all the niggetry
watch the sports NOWWWWWWW
WATCH THE MONKEYS BOUNCE THE BALL

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Spartman 05/20/24 (Mon) 02:20:22 No.1623431

nuggers doin a huge choke

Spartman 05/20/24 (Mon) 02:25:34 No.1623432

lel this rock skipper's name is enzo ferrari

Spartman 05/20/24 (Mon) 02:29:50 No.1623435

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enzo is not the best at rock skip

Spartman 05/21/24 (Tue) 13:20:53 No.1623635

Florida nigger stabbed to death for being a nigger

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-praised-police-fatally-stabbing-intruder-shot-wife

Spartman 05/21/24 (Tue) 23:04:13 No.1623696

>>1623635
>62
>dozens of felonies
>multiple prison stints
<still doin random B&Es for pocketchange
lmao bro its time to retire

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official™ the mlb thread Spartman 07/07/24 (Sun) 15:29:17 No.1633193 [Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Cardinals (46-42) vs. Nationals (42-47)
>12:35 PM CT
<STL -111 WSH -108
BSMW

Mets (43-44) vs. Pirates (42-46)
>12:35 PM CT
<NYM -132 PIT +112
ATTP

Phillies (58-31) vs. Braves (48-39)
>12:35 PM CT
<PHI +142 ATL -169
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Spartman 07/07/24 (Sun) 20:07:38 No.1633242

woohoo! fuck da philthies!

Spartman 07/07/24 (Sun) 21:32:46 No.1633256

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woo!
hoo!

Spartman 07/07/24 (Sun) 23:54:03 No.1633273

>>1633242
>>1633256
WOOHOO
PHILLY ABSOLUTELY BTFO
GO BRAVES

Spartman 07/08/24 (Mon) 01:18:23 No.1633288

>>1633236
slots are fukn LOUD but the sparts bar is usually enclosed or out of the way enough for it to not be annoying
overall pretty enjoyable, and the food is good

Spartman 07/08/24 (Mon) 02:23:40 No.1633296

yankees sisters
its joever

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BASEBALL HAS FALLEN MLB THREAD Spartman 07/06/24 (Sat) 08:22:03 No.1632931 [Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Red Sox (48-39) vs. Yankees (54-36)
>12:05 PM CT
<BOS +149 NYY -180
FS1

Astros (46-42) vs. Twins (49-39)
>1:10 PM CT
<HOU +102 MIN -122
SCHN

Angels (36-51) vs. Cubs (41-48)
>1:20 PM CT
<LAA +123 CHC -146
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Spartman 07/07/24 (Sun) 08:38:10 No.1633158

You know what though? Why isn't Didney and other companies doing this kinda stuff with sparts? Why only the tubers? It's shameful that only the Chinese streamers are able to export culture like this.

Spartman 07/07/24 (Sun) 09:05:55 No.1633161

>>1633083
>>1633103
FUKKEN LOV DA BRAVS

Spartman 07/09/24 (Tue) 02:43:53 No.1633448

rally didnt like having to explain to my boomer parents why the girl plastered all over my goon cave was on tv

Spartman 07/09/24 (Tue) 03:29:44 No.1633452

>>1633448
its ok duder

Spartman 07/16/24 (Tue) 00:15:50 No.1635296

.

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official™ the mlb thread Spartman 07/14/24 (Sun) 18:42:26 No.1634908 [Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Yankees vs. Orioles
Game in Progress
>NYY: 2 - BAL: 3
Roku

Royals vs. Red Sox
Game in Progress
>KC: 1 - BOS: 4
BSKC

Athletics vs. Phillies
Game in Progress
>OAK: 2 - PHI: 1
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Spartman 07/14/24 (Sun) 23:24:53 No.1635029

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>>1635023
shaddap
this loss hurt worse than knowing my president DONALD J TRUMP of NEW YORK CITY was nearly killed yesterday

Spartman 07/14/24 (Sun) 23:53:41 No.1635039

woohoo!

Spartman 07/15/24 (Mon) 02:53:52 No.1635084

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go braves!!

Spartman 07/15/24 (Mon) 06:40:03 No.1635116

>>1635029
no
u know im right
>>1635084
BRAVES SUPREMACY AGAIN

Spartman 07/22/24 (Mon) 12:46:39 No.1637162

veliform apriorism authorship allosaurus

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Spartman 07/19/23 (Wed) 01:55:20 No.1569111 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

TRUK & PULLR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Spartman 07/21/24 (Sun) 19:04:23 No.1636917

>>1636893
yah srsly dont touch those wretched cursed animals

Spartman 07/21/24 (Sun) 20:31:45 No.1636968

>>1636893
It’s more likely than you think.

Spartman 07/21/24 (Sun) 22:24:09 No.1637006

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this thread lasted a year and three days
truk & pullr.

truk.
& pullr.

TRUK & PULLR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spartman 07/21/24 (Sun) 23:36:15 No.1637029

>>1637006
>just slowly crossing a high speed road
man come on gun that shit and gtfo of the way

Spartman 07/23/24 (Tue) 02:51:21 No.1637370

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he ded

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JEWS VS. ARABS - DANCE BATTLE ROUND 4 Spartman 04/12/24 (Fri) 07:32:36 No.1616536 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

THE GRAND FINALE
#previous threads
https://archive.ph/wip/r7sgw
https://archive.ph/aFUay
https://archive.is/SkBlG

current status:
>day 188
>An Israeli airstrike in Gaza kills 3 sons and 4 grandchildren of Hamas’ top leader
>Famine already in north Gaza, says US
>Israel bombs Gaza camp, raids West Bank towns
>62% of homes in Gaza destroyed

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Spartman 07/21/24 (Sun) 03:38:48 No.1636707

>>1636670
im pretty sure they only do that in gay bars when they visit san fransisco

Spartman 07/21/24 (Sun) 17:53:38 No.1636858

>>1636598
Thangs is HEATIN UP

sage sage 07/23/24 (Tue) 13:22:32 No.1637440

this thread

sage sage 07/23/24 (Tue) 13:22:51 No.1637441

is officially

sage sage 07/23/24 (Tue) 13:23:07 No.1637442

finished!!!!

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MLB THREAD 07/20/2024 Spartman 07/20/24 (Sat) 11:13:51 No.1636534 [Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Rays (48-49) vs. Yankees (59-40)
>12:05 PM CT
<TB +132 NYY -157
MLBN

Cardinals (50-46) vs. Braves (53-42)
>12:07 PM CT
<STL +125 ATL -149
BSSE

Tigers (48-50) vs. Blue Jays (44-53)
>2:07 PM CT
<DET +115 TOR -135
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Spartman 07/20/24 (Sat) 21:24:02 No.1636630

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