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File: 1733858643077.mp4 (5.32 MB, 1080x1920, 9:16, most sane mazda owner.mp4)

 No.1667916

TRUK AND PULLR AND MAZDA DRIVERS

>NEW: Utah man drives his car through the front of a Mazda dealership just hours after purchasing the car from the same dealership.

>The incident happened in Sandy, Utah, after the man was told he couldn’t return the car.
>The man told the dealership that he would drive the car through the front door of the dealership if they didn’t let him return it.
>They told him that it was sold "as-is."
>The man did exactly what he promised and drove the car through the front door.
>He was arrested on charges of felony criminal mischief and reckless endangerment.

 No.1667922

I used to drive my Mazdas into the showroom floor, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

 No.1667926

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get bent mazders

 No.1668185

File: 1734053529244.mp4 (1.34 MB, 640x360, 16:9, videoplayback (1).mp4)

box truk go crrsshhhh

 No.1668186

File: 1734053638351.mp4 (7.4 MB, 464x848, 29:53, IMG_4095.MP4)

plen go crrhhhsSSSKKKRRRRRRRRRR

>A twin-engine Piper Navajo crashed into three cars in Victoria, Texas, on Wednesday. Five people were treated at the hospital and released. One person remains in critical but stable condition.

 No.1668190

>>1668185
dude was going way too fast on icy shitty roads look at how slow the truks in the opposite lanes are going. bet he's an immigrant
>>1668186
fug
>4 people injured
>only one seriously
lucky, that looks like a lot of damage

 No.1668216

>>1668190
>look at how slow the truks in the opposite lanes are going
ya fr and what gets me is how far and fast he skates out of visibility on his side theres 0 friction at all the only resistance was the firetruk and it could only do so much against that spoiler retard
>lucky
ya but they did make it to the ground pretty clean, only had to get to a stop. no idea how fast a plen lands, im sure its quick but still

 No.1668238

>>1668216
if the cars were going 60 it looks like the plen was going at least 80. that's just a dummy guess tho, but he sure af stopped lmao

 No.1668241

>>1668186
>ummm like holy fuuuuuck 💅🏻

 No.1668245

File: 1734092495588.jpg (423.24 KB, 1440x1082, 720:541, uuuu.jpg)

>>1668186
any landing you can walk away from

 No.1668268

File: 1734102901488.mp4 (2.58 MB, 480x854, 240:427, uno reverse.mp4)


 No.1668272

>>1668268
retarded or crackhead? probably both

 No.1668289

File: 1734112984343.mp4 (1.16 MB, 368x654, 184:327, birbikaze.mp4)

>American Airlines flight AAL1722 (LaGuardia to Charlotte) suffered a bird strike after takeoff, igniting one engine. The plane was diverted and landed safely at JFK

 No.1668294

>>1668289
birb didn't fly so good

 No.1668363

>>1667916
There are lemon laws in the USA about this sort of thing preventing dealerships from not taking the car back, but good on him I guess(?)

 No.1668367

>>1668289
I like how it just goes "fwoop" and gets immediately sucked into the engine. It's like that pic of the electrocuted rat. Birb didn't know what hit it before it ceased to exist.

 No.1668369

>my 4000$ TSLA investment is now 100000$
based. is that one musk deranged retard gonna pop in the thread now and tell me how its all a yuge scam and i wasted my money and any day now tsla is about to go bankrupt amybe evven RIGHT NOW

 No.1668372

>>1668369
Elon being a snake oil salesman and stonks going brrrr aren't the same thing. Gamble however you'd like so long as you understand it's gambling.

 No.1668375

>>1668369
only musk deranged retard i know if is the fag who had a meltdown because someone said the cybertruk was ugly and also went on a gay fapfic writing spree because someone made a post asking about testosterone tests

 No.1668378

>>1668372
if you dont see the significance of tesla being the ONLY EV producer thats actually turns a profit, while maintaining most of its own supply chain and being industry leader on autonomous drving, idk what to tell you

 No.1668379

>>1668375
you're forgetting the anti musk pro ukraine retard

 No.1668380

>>1668379
you're talking to him, anon.

 No.1668381

>>1668375
are you the guy with low t?

 No.1668383

>he's starting to throw accusations
lel don't get catty because you outted yourself during your weird homo tirade. why not go enjoy your earnings instead of throwing hissy fits at people that would otherwise congratulate your success?

 No.1668384

>>1668378
Because everyone is focusing on hydrogen fuel cells instead of on battery-powered big boy RC cars.
BYD exceeds Tesla's production and Volkswagon is quickly catching up. Being first to latch onto "big battery to spin motor inefficiently" doesn't mean you're the only one doing it, retard
EVs are a scam but whorbs are dumb fucking whorbs who slurp "environmental protection" harder than they slurp cock. Most tesla owners are business owners who wrote the vehicle off as a business expense for tax purposes.

 No.1668385

btw congrats on your stonks, no reason not to take advantage of retards, just don't try to pretend you're betting on the future technology when all you are betting on are people being stupid and subsidies for "green" energy continuing into the near future.

 No.1668387

>>1668380
>you’re talking to him /sp/artman
ftfy

 No.1668388

>>1668384
>>1668385
t. balding low t sissy
have all the manlet rage you want you'll be serving my cock and begging for a share of my 100k before long. now run along and drive your truck to adam & eve and buy some lube and a buttplug, you'll need both

 No.1668389

>>1668387
lel as if it wasn't already obvious he was a tourist

 No.1668390

>>1668384
>Because everyone is focusing on hydrogen fuel cells
no, they're not. there is damn near 0 hydrogen infrastructure in the whole damn country.
>BYD exceeds Tesla's production
but 0 in the US and who knows what the agreement with chinese govt is
>Volkswagon is quickly catching up
in what terms? pure numbers? are they making any money on it? rhetorical question, the answer is no.
they're also going through some financial woes as of late
nissan would have been a much better company to name
>EVs are a scam but whorbs are dumb fucking whorbs who slurp "environmental protection" harder than they slurp cock.
scam?? its just a car, dude.
>just don't try to pretend you're betting on the future technology
ok? except it is the future of personal vehicles. who gives a fuck about green, it just makes more sense than ICE for most people tbh
>and subsidies for "green" energy continuing into the near future.
tesla is profitable without subsidies, despite you bawing about it every other post. i'm hoping they do end, because it would make it rather difficult for legacy auto to make the transition
anyway you chicken little dipshits have been crying about the sky for 10 years now. still waiting.

 No.1668391

>>1668389
.>we dont get tourists, retard.

 No.1668393

>>1668388
i fucking told you my t isn't low will you just fuck off to whatever musk puccian shill board you came from
nobody cares we just want you gone

 No.1668394

mom…. dad..
p-please stop fighting 😭

 No.1668395

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 No.1668429

>>1668391
lurk more you'll be hard to spot one day and then maybe you'll realize it's okay to not be a mad shitstirring faggot unlike on the webring or wherever you waltzed in from

 No.1668430

>>1668393
lel right, remind me to give you a hunnid dollah bill to wipe my cum off of your ass and face next time btw. it's amazing how mad you balding low t sissies get when daddy's cock makes a little bit of extra cash

 No.1668442

i want to personally apologize to spartmen, i was unaware "cybertruk ugly" was an ancient demonic incantation for summoning obnoxious gay day traders
that being said he's already here so
CYBERTRUK UGLY

 No.1668455

File: 1734190166990.jpeg (37.52 KB, 497x316, 497:316, Wide Right Turns.jpeg)

truks?

 No.1668459

>>1668455
lel
think he did that on purpose?

 No.1668467

>>1668429
shut up fag, b4 i heem you carolina jim style

 No.1668468

>>1668467
see you can't even yim using spee memes, you can only talk like some webring outsider

 No.1668477

my only question is why is it always the truk n pullr thread that gets shat up by this faggot do u hate trukrs that much? yah some of them are assholes but the trukbros who post here never started shit afaik you just showed up and went on a faggot parade about tesla out of nowhere one day and have been randomly faggoting since then
idgi

 No.1668484

>>1668477
consequence of having a thread at the top of the catalog, tbqphwyf 🤷🏿

 No.1668506

>>1668442
its not your fault elons into truk-brutalism
i wouldve eventually said it too prolly. if it ever came up.
they are ugly af

 No.1668508

i dont even get the whole thang anyways
just fuckin fix trens
boom. done.
way more efficient way to move tons more shit
and the infrastructures already mostly there anyways

 No.1668519

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 No.1668520

>>1668508
trains are kewl

 No.1668538

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 No.1668547

>>1668538
people don't understand what caring for stainless means

 No.1668548

File: 1734221769372.png (40.33 KB, 640x480, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

hello yes is this the tourist section of the website where may i locate the gift shop

 No.1668551

>>1668548
nah its around back
last stall on the left
knock twice. theyll know what that means.

 No.1668554


 No.1668819

File: 1734360670250.mp4 (13.11 MB, 720x1280, 9:16, 1733183851138299.mp4)

truk n slidr !!!

 No.1668826

>>1668819
driv slow budys

 No.1668835

>>1668826
no fuck you inertia doesn't real

 No.1669155

File: 1734517721310.mp4 (6.57 MB, 720x1280, 9:16, AQNEogG4OFG3iQxbP9GH7zGk5d….mp4)

oh no!

 No.1669443

File: 1734694649289.webm (2.68 MB, 268x480, 67:120, VID_20241220_033245_982.webm)

this vid makes me sad budys

EBIN TRUK N TRAIN FITE

 No.1669446

>>1669443
ah shit man. at least it's just a cargo tren so no one or relatively few people got hurt/dued right? how do these wide load type of situations typically go? like do they not have ways of coordinating with tren schedules and shit?

 No.1669449

>>1669443
who won da fite
looks like a tie

 No.1669455

>>1669446
i feel bad for the train driver. dude can't do anything

 No.1669461

>>1669446
tren drivr prob ded. imagine hitting a giant tube of cement going however fast heem was goin, then goin OFF TRAK! wew.
>coordinating
nah not rly, it shouldnta taken but a lil bit to get across dem trax, musta been a breakdown at worst possible location. mayb he got his lowboy stuck, tho it looks pretty flat right there, but even a lil bit of a hump for the trax would probably stuck him and once stuck thats da ball game

 No.1669530

>>1669446
imagine if it was a passenger during commute time or something
god damn that woulda been bad

 No.1669577

File: 1734747672748-0.mp4 (1.64 MB, 718x1280, 359:640, 1734710862487.mp4)

File: 1734747672748-1.mp3 (3.42 MB, 12 get out.mp3)

SHITSKINS GET OUT



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