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▶Spartman 01/05/25 (Sun) 00:39:30 No.1672411 [Reply]

hawk tuah coin > monero

▶Spartman 01/05/25 (Sun) 03:45:39 No.1672440

that whore is 4/10 sorry

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▶FUNBALLB OWL SEASON Spartman 12/19/24 (Thu) 07:50:13 No.1669274 [Reply]

Thursday, Dec. 19
Sam Houston vs. Georgia Southern (New Orleansb Owl) | 7 p.m. | ESPN2

Friday, Dec. 20
Ohio vs. Jacksonville State (Cureb Owl) | 12 p.m. | ESPN
Florida vs. Tulane (Gasparillab Owl) | 3:30 p.m. | ESPN

Monday, Dec. 23
Coastal Carolina vs. UTSA (Myrtle Beachb Owl) | 11 a.m. | ESPN
Northern Illinois vs. Fresno State (Famous Idaho Potatob Owl) | 2:30 p.m. | ESPN

Tuesday, Dec. 24
South Florida vs. San Jose State (Hawai'ib Owl) | 8 p.m. | ESPN

Thursday, Dec. 26
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▶Spartman 01/02/25 (Thu) 17:51:30 No.1671952

go old piss

▶Spartman 01/04/25 (Sat) 01:45:40 No.1672236

tomorrow is last day ofb owls for the season
only playoffs and championships after that

▶Spartman 01/04/25 (Sat) 13:44:25 No.1672302

go liberty

▶Spartman 01/04/25 (Sat) 16:13:27 No.1672326

GO BILLS

▶Spartman 01/04/25 (Sat) 17:15:43 No.1672334

vacationb owl

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▶Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 17:41:38 No.1671393 [Reply]

Why does the TOR address still exist if u cant even post through it dudbro

▶Spartman 12/31/24 (Tue) 11:58:58 No.1671512

because you post pizza over it
now please die of liver failure before new year

▶Spartman 01/01/25 (Wed) 05:24:55 No.1671634>>1671767 >>1671787

torposters should be allowed to post text only or at least into a queue to be manually approved by the jannies

▶Spartman 01/01/25 (Wed) 20:34:53 No.1671767

>>1671634
this ☝️☝️☝️

▶Spartman 01/01/25 (Wed) 21:44:43 No.1671787>>1672276

>>1671634
duddr stopped paying jannies in CRcoins because they worth nothing and duddr is still a teen and his allowance doesn't allow him to pay real money to mods

▶Spartman 01/04/25 (Sat) 09:29:56 No.1672276

>>1671787
that never stopped moot

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▶Spartman 01/02/25 (Thu) 22:05:08 No.1671983 [Reply]

if we're gonna have a troonime thread where's the programming socks thread?

▶Spartman 01/02/25 (Thu) 22:32:30 No.1671995

bvmp

▶Spartman 01/02/25 (Thu) 23:21:15 No.1672006

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▶Spartman 01/03/25 (Fri) 01:36:11 No.1672045>>1672117

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you faggots should die of liver failure just lik poopedo

▶Spartman 01/03/25 (Fri) 05:39:01 No.1672117

>>1672045
im trans btw forgot to mention that

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▶FIRST HNOSC OF 2025! Spartman 01/03/25 (Fri) 00:26:48 No.1672021 [Reply]

WHITE-

Minnesota Wild vs. Washington Capitals
Game in Progress
>MIN: 0 - WSH: 0
ESPN+

Carolina Hurricanes vs. Florida Panthers
Game in Progress
>CAR: 1 - FLA: 0
ESPN+

Boston Bruins vs. New York Rangers
Game in Progress
>BOS: 0 - NYR: 0
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▶Spartman 01/03/25 (Fri) 01:15:29 No.1672038>>1672042

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good period

▶Spartman 01/03/25 (Fri) 01:24:29 No.1672042

>>1672038
no such thing as good periods

▶Spartman 01/03/25 (Fri) 02:06:42 No.1672053

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good shot

▶Spartman 01/03/25 (Fri) 03:09:22 No.1672075

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▶Spartman 01/03/25 (Fri) 03:13:06 No.1672077

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gud win

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▶LAST HNOSC OF 2024! Spartman 12/31/24 (Tue) 09:57:55 No.1671498 [Reply]

WHITE-

Boston Bruins (20-14-4) vs. Washington Capitals (24-10-2)
>11:30 AM CT
<BOS +119 WSH -142
ESPN+

New York Islanders (14-16-7) vs. Toronto Maple Leafs (22-13-2)
>12:00 PM CT
<NYI +120 TOR -144
ESPN+

Montreal Canadiens (16-17-3) vs. Vegas Golden Knights (25-8-3)
>2:00 PM CT
<MTL +196 VGK -241
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▶Spartman 12/31/24 (Tue) 20:57:11 No.1671585>>1671601 >>1671986

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>pulls goalie despite defensive zone face off
i have never seen this in my hockey life. probably because it's a really stupid idea

▶Spartman 12/31/24 (Tue) 23:33:16 No.1671601

>>1671585
lol yah thats rly fuckin dumb
i mean i get it, cuz ur gonna lose anyways, but lik idk its still raly fuckin dumb

▶Spartman 12/31/24 (Tue) 23:35:11 No.1671602

lik its 30+ secs
so you could pull the goalie as soon as your guys get the puck moving up ice
this is just kinda braindead and desperate

▶Spartman 01/01/25 (Wed) 00:37:01 No.1671611>>1671986

prepare to become state 51 canadumbs
you are useless and will be genocided
canadum will make a nice parking lot or something

▶Spartman 01/02/25 (Thu) 22:12:43 No.1671986

>>1671585
yeah but if it had been the 1/1,000,000 and somehow worked people would be talking about that game decades from now. fuck it you're gonna lose why not hail mary on a maymay?
>>1671611
if you take canada you have to take quebec too that's the rule no takebacks

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▶Spartman 12/31/24 (Tue) 04:33:01 No.1671467 [Reply]

>go to kitchen for a drink
>totally dark
>grab pitcher from fridge
>suddenly feeling like wet toilet paper on back
>WTF
>WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
>no time to turn on light
>switch on headlamp
>little frog still on the kitchen floor in front of fridge
>frog is apologizing
<hey it's just me don't worry
>all is forgiven
>watch him try to climb the fridge
>he keeps slowly sliding down
>eventually hops on different things then back behind the fridge
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▶Spartman 12/31/24 (Tue) 05:58:16 No.1671477

OP you should probably lay off the drugs

▶Spartman 01/01/25 (Wed) 05:44:57 No.1671637

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You lost ne at the start. All fridges have lights in them when you open them, easily could see what's inside.

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▶Spartman 11/02/24 (Sat) 11:34:05 No.1659522 [Reply]

is an horse an athlete?

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▶Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 20:19:23 No.1671418>>1671433

>>1671359
when will horses become porn stars tho

▶Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 22:49:42 No.1671433>>1671449

>>1671418
boy do i have some sites to show you

▶Spartman 12/31/24 (Tue) 02:00:47 No.1671449

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>>1671433
yeah you got a source or somethin'?

▶Spartman 12/31/24 (Tue) 04:13:17 No.1671464

sir please do the needful and contacting ROY from BRONNEN NETWORK

▶Spartman 12/31/24 (Tue) 08:25:29 No.1671489

yes ofc

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▶NFL WEEK 17 THREAD: CRIKMAS TIME EDITION Spartman 12/25/24 (Wed) 14:55:36 No.1670305 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

WED, DEC 25

Kansas City Chiefs (14-1) vs. Pittsburgh Steelers (10-5)
>12:00 PM CT
<KC -2.5 TOTAL 44
Netflix

Baltimore Ravens (10-5) vs. Houston Texans (9-6)
>3:30 PM CT
<BAL -5.5 TOTAL 47
Netflix

THU, DEC 26

Seattle Seahawks (8-7) vs. Chicago Bears (4-11)
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▶Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 01:56:49 No.1671272

>>1671265
this is the timeline where he is
specifically to enrage puckers

▶Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 03:12:53 No.1671290

i would like the penix junior to get btfo'd so borkley memefield can win the division

the falcons will just be some one and done chumps but the buccs could be one of them sneaky run type teams

▶Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 05:17:55 No.1671323

roms clinch nfc west

▶Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 18:34:14 No.1671403>>1671426

PLEASE GOD LET PATRICK MAHOMES BE ASSASSINATED

▶Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 21:41:33 No.1671426

>>1671403
luigi mangione picked the wrong target tbh

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▶Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 02:58:00 No.1671280 [Reply]

/sp/ is a nice place with nice people that like funposting in a fun environment
why don't we have a bury pink grill of our own???

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▶Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 11:30:45 No.1671360

>>1671339
she's not A whore, she's THE whore, outlander

▶Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 16:34:08 No.1671386>>1671395

wadinas blown out pussy is the ring that binds

▶Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 17:58:05 No.1671395>>1671402

>>1671386
wait what?! She told me she was a virgin!

▶Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 18:32:57 No.1671402

>>1671395
thats what she tells to all her beta paypigs while chad and tyrone double team all of her holes

▶Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 18:57:33 No.1671408

draw brownie reaping this idiot pls and ty

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▶mery crikmas Spartman 12/24/24 (Tue) 23:45:07 No.1670227 [Reply]

lastr crikmas i gavr yu mai crikbat
butt d veri nextr ball yu of gavr it a way
dis yeer to savr me frum wiket
i of givr it to sum budy espeshul

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▶Spartman 12/25/24 (Wed) 07:48:31 No.1670273

I accidentally clicked on this person @ImamDuddderMan After observing for a while, I found out that she's really good. She shares good SIGNALS every day and I've made $430,000 in two months. I hope I can achieve financial freedom by following her

▶Spartman 12/27/24 (Fri) 05:05:20 No.1670635

I am full of Korea bbq and Kohli is putting me to sleep

▶Spartman 12/27/24 (Fri) 05:11:30 No.1670638

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KOHLI

▶Spartman 12/27/24 (Fri) 07:47:33 No.1670652

poos gonna poo

▶Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 06:23:19 No.1671335

curry flushed

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▶Spartman 12/16/24 (Mon) 16:58:33 No.1668839 [Reply]

big ass duolingo streak

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▶Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 04:29:57 No.1671313>>1671316 >>1671318

>>1671305
tbh if bullied kids were allowed to fight back and piss on their bullies in organized matches if they win it would beat the shit out of having school shootings every other week and having to hear whorbs cry about gun control and chilluns constantly because of it
get some sponsors in on it and you've got yourself a new national spart that i can lose money betting on

▶Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 04:37:32 No.1671316>>1671321

>>1671313
>school sanctioned watersports
>i beat up the group of girls picking on me
😈😈😈😈

▶Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 04:43:57 No.1671317

>>1670567
>>1671305
Always thought that the bullying scene from shaolin soccer where the bullies piss on the protagonist after beating him was too much but damn that actually happens wtf

▶Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 04:45:44 No.1671318>>1671321

>>1671313
just another step on the road to ＳＴＡＴＥ　ＭＡＮＤＡＴＥＤ　ＨＯＭＯＳＥＸＵＡＬＩＴＹ

▶Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 05:09:59 No.1671321

>>1671316
>>1671318
face it bully chad betas, alpha sissies will be filling your mouths with piss and i will be losing precious hundos by wrongfully betting on you