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Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 02:58:00 No.1671280 [Reply]

/sp/ is a nice place with nice people that like funposting in a fun environment
why don't we have a bury pink grill of our own???

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Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 03:53:20 No.1671298

>>1671280
that's not a human.

and im tired of pretending it is.

Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 04:31:21 No.1671314

i've been trying to remember where that mascot is from
it's not julay is it?

Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 06:48:57 No.1671339

>>1671295
>>1671293
>>1671288
>>1671287
wadina is a fucking whore

Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 11:30:45 No.1671360

>>1671339
she's not A whore, she's THE whore, outlander

Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 16:34:08 No.1671386

wadinas blown out pussy is the ring that binds

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Spartman 11/02/24 (Sat) 11:34:05 No.1659522 [Reply]

is an horse an athlete?

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Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 06:14:32 No.1671333

actually the main concern now that I think about it is dehydration. I don't think gatorade is gonna cut it and she may be at risk of a heart attack from dehydration during the 1000-dick satanic ritual

Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 06:44:24 No.1671337

If she loosens her vagoo then maybe she can fit 2 dicks at a time which would really increase her chances of success

>>1671307
>prime
bitch is a walking cumrag, used up as fuck, her prime must've been before she got her first dick and who knows how underaged she must've been then

Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 10:32:08 No.1671355

>>1671332
hope solos vagina is probably a worthy opponent for that whorb

Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 11:22:23 No.1671359

but uhhh yah horses are athletes right?

Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 16:31:53 No.1671384

>>1671359
Correct.

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TWO DAYS FROM NOW Spartman 12/23/24 (Mon) 23:36:00 No.1670051 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

TWO DAYS FROM NOW

CR bless us, every one. -GHOSTy Tim

may your stockings be full and your handeggs intercepted by kelce and taytay, along with mahomes and his BEAUTIFUL wife brittany

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Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 04:24:31 No.1671312

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https://floridaphoenix.com/2024/12/27/floridians-have-no-right-to-bodies-of-water-free-of-pollution-appeals-court-rules/
https://archive.ph/lYXt9

Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 05:58:45 No.1671329

>>1671312
Funny how local courts allegedly have all the power in the world but the second it's politically beneficial for harming the opposition they "can't act on the citizen's will."

Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 15:04:21 No.1671376

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>italian diplomat mauled to death by a shark in egypt
don't talk shit about gura, wop

Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 15:34:47 No.1671379

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worst korea now impeaching their acting president after impeaching their acting president

Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 15:35:03 No.1671380

>>1671379
*after impeaching their actual president

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mery crikmas Spartman 12/24/24 (Tue) 23:45:07 No.1670227 [Reply]

lastr crikmas i gavr yu mai crikbat
butt d veri nextr ball yu of gavr it a way
dis yeer to savr me frum wiket
i of givr it to sum budy espeshul

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Spartman 12/25/24 (Wed) 07:48:31 No.1670273

I accidentally clicked on this person @ImamDuddderMan After observing for a while, I found out that she's really good. She shares good SIGNALS every day and I've made $430,000 in two months. I hope I can achieve financial freedom by following her

Spartman 12/27/24 (Fri) 05:05:20 No.1670635

I am full of Korea bbq and Kohli is putting me to sleep

Spartman 12/27/24 (Fri) 05:11:30 No.1670638

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KOHLI

Spartman 12/27/24 (Fri) 07:47:33 No.1670652

poos gonna poo

Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 06:23:19 No.1671335

curry flushed

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NFL WEEK 17 THREAD: CRIKMAS TIME EDITION Spartman 12/25/24 (Wed) 14:55:36 No.1670305 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

WED, DEC 25

Kansas City Chiefs (14-1) vs. Pittsburgh Steelers (10-5)
>12:00 PM CT
<KC -2.5 TOTAL 44
Netflix

Baltimore Ravens (10-5) vs. Houston Texans (9-6)
>3:30 PM CT
<BAL -5.5 TOTAL 47
Netflix

THU, DEC 26

Seattle Seahawks (8-7) vs. Chicago Bears (4-11)
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Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 01:26:03 No.1671265

is sam darnold elite ?

Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 01:27:53 No.1671266

PENIS JUNIOR PICKLE

Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 01:56:49 No.1671272

>>1671265
this is the timeline where he is
specifically to enrage puckers

Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 03:12:53 No.1671290

i would like the penix junior to get btfo'd so borkley memefield can win the division

the falcons will just be some one and done chumps but the buccs could be one of them sneaky run type teams

Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 05:17:55 No.1671323

roms clinch nfc west

Spartman 12/16/24 (Mon) 16:58:33 No.1668839 [Reply]

big ass duolingo streak

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Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 04:29:57 No.1671313

>>1671305
tbh if bullied kids were allowed to fight back and piss on their bullies in organized matches if they win it would beat the shit out of having school shootings every other week and having to hear whorbs cry about gun control and chilluns constantly because of it
get some sponsors in on it and you've got yourself a new national spart that i can lose money betting on

Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 04:37:32 No.1671316

>>1671313
>school sanctioned watersports
>i beat up the group of girls picking on me
😈😈😈😈

Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 04:43:57 No.1671317

>>1670567
>>1671305
Always thought that the bullying scene from shaolin soccer where the bullies piss on the protagonist after beating him was too much but damn that actually happens wtf

Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 04:45:44 No.1671318

>>1671313
just another step on the road to ＳＴＡＴＥ　ＭＡＮＤＡＴＥＤ　ＨＯＭＯＳＥＸＵＡＬＩＴＹ

Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 05:09:59 No.1671321

>>1671316
>>1671318
face it bully chad betas, alpha sissies will be filling your mouths with piss and i will be losing precious hundos by wrongfully betting on you

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Spartman 10/12/24 (Sat) 20:13:50 No.1655002 [Reply]

atlanta

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Spartman 12/01/24 (Sun) 03:09:05 No.1666281

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one for each /sp/artan

Spartman 12/29/24 (Sun) 22:40:18 No.1671240

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travelbro can you tell me if denver airport is actually cursed or not
all my flights out west want to go through it but i've heard too many horror stories about it and i try to avoid it if possible

Spartman 12/29/24 (Sun) 23:04:44 No.1671244

>>1671240
yes it is a point where all of the epsteins do their little girl sex slave trafficking
you should stop flying jewnited airlines to avoid denver

Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 01:32:13 No.1671268

>>1671240
all of colorado is cursed so the airport automatically is as well

Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 03:08:02 No.1671286

>>1671240
not just denver
colorado is officially a quarantined state
you must tell all your california and new york friends to stay out and maybe also kill themselves idk

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EMERGENCY /SP/ANIME THREAD Spartman 09/21/24 (Sat) 22:58:04 No.1650310 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

BUMP LIMIT BOOGALO
BIG TIT EDITION

.>we are on the eve of the fall season now after a generally mediocre season AGAIN
upcoming notables
>Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon S5?
as a recap and possible spoiler left off last season with him basically entering a relationship after bonding with the elf through shared hardship
they better not fucking back off on that it was actually really refreshing
>BanG Dream! It's MyGO!!!!! S2
a K-on knock off with decent ratings? i really liked bochi the rock, maybe i'll try this
>Demon Lord 2099
a 'demon lord returns' and cyberpunk synthesis. basically 'boomer demonlord reincarnates in gen alpha cybertopia' which is a premise i might like because i like fish out of water tropes
>re zero S3
i hated the second half of the first one so much i didn't even bother watching s2

a smattering of isekai or video gaym fantasy that are probably garbage but will update if theres a standout

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Spartman 12/29/24 (Sun) 20:52:14 No.1671211

>>1670776
What the fuck lol

Spartman 12/29/24 (Sun) 22:34:09 No.1671238

>>1671211
I WANT THE BEEF GARRIC MAYO EVANGERION BURGER!!!!

Spartman 12/29/24 (Sun) 22:57:33 No.1671242

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BIG TIT BROS
WE FEAST

Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 02:14:01 No.1671274

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I'm watching episodes twice with and without subs for practice
should the first viewing be the one with or without?
pic related

Spartman 12/30/24 (Mon) 03:05:52 No.1671284

>>1671274
i think you should watch it with subs first, ofc
once you know what it says than you can pick out stuff listening the secnd time

/sp/usic thread Spartman 05/02/24 (Thu) 09:30:22 No.1620681 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

pls no delet duddder

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Spartman 12/29/24 (Sun) 12:33:59 No.1671139

>>1671135
i wanna point out that if you sing this beautiful gorgeous song to a woman there is no way she will know that it was impossible to for you to learn it other than by listening over and over and over again

Spartman 12/29/24 (Sun) 12:35:03 No.1671140

because FUCK man i wanna memorize this to sing to my lady and there are ZERO lyrics written anywhere at all for it

Spartman 12/29/24 (Sun) 12:36:09 No.1671141

ya the chorus is well known but that's about it

Spartman 12/29/24 (Sun) 17:26:48 No.1671165

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>>1670944
jeroen tel is s+ tier

Spartman 12/29/24 (Sun) 21:23:55 No.1671219

>>1671165
vary comfy

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FUNBALLB OWL SEASON Spartman 12/19/24 (Thu) 07:50:13 No.1669274 [Reply]

Thursday, Dec. 19
Sam Houston vs. Georgia Southern (New Orleansb Owl) | 7 p.m. | ESPN2

Friday, Dec. 20
Ohio vs. Jacksonville State (Cureb Owl) | 12 p.m. | ESPN
Florida vs. Tulane (Gasparillab Owl) | 3:30 p.m. | ESPN

Monday, Dec. 23
Coastal Carolina vs. UTSA (Myrtle Beachb Owl) | 11 a.m. | ESPN
Northern Illinois vs. Fresno State (Famous Idaho Potatob Owl) | 2:30 p.m. | ESPN

Tuesday, Dec. 24
South Florida vs. San Jose State (Hawai'ib Owl) | 8 p.m. | ESPN

Thursday, Dec. 26
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Spartman 12/28/24 (Sat) 17:54:59 No.1670948

>>1670721
if it makes you feel better bars are just places that suck up your money– you would unironically be better off in life just having a couple brews at home COMFY while developing a hobby
and then going to group stuff for that hobby for the social aspect, if you're some kinda non-autist that requires human contact

Spartman 12/28/24 (Sat) 19:45:24 No.1670980

why does boston college suck so hard damn

Spartman 12/28/24 (Sat) 20:09:49 No.1670985

boston hasn't been relevant since my main man dzokar did a COOL trick with his pressure cooker

Spartman 12/29/24 (Sun) 00:06:56 No.1671022

pup torts bowl
its a gud gam

Spartman 12/29/24 (Sun) 01:31:43 No.1671056

go louisiana tech

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MLB OFFSEASON THREAD Spartman 12/07/24 (Sat) 12:12:03 No.1667420 [Reply]

MLB OFFSEASON THREAD
watch in agony as your team overpays underperforming players who are good for nothing except sitting on the bench

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Spartman 12/28/24 (Sat) 14:32:51 No.1670919

>>1670887
crazy that the O's would let Burnes go

Spartman 12/28/24 (Sat) 22:46:32 No.1671011

>>1670919
he's a ufa. i wouldn't want to stay in bmore either

Spartman 12/29/24 (Sun) 00:21:24 No.1671027

>>1671011
ufa ???

Spartman 12/29/24 (Sun) 00:25:57 No.1671028

>>1671027
unrestricted
free
agent

Spartman 12/29/24 (Sun) 00:29:04 No.1671029

>>1671028
yeah but then why not try and sign him up on a good contract ?

also, does this mean the snakes are actually going to TRY and win now ?

da five denier 12/27/24 (Fri) 17:13:19 No.1670712 [Reply]

no such thing as """GOATbro"""
no such thing as """ditz"""
never a """mcq"""
never was any a "da """five""""
sp is a lie
this place never.

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Spartman 12/27/24 (Fri) 19:16:15 No.1670746

>>1670739
theres fuckin seven now? who bred with who?

Spartman 12/27/24 (Fri) 20:14:32 No.1670755

>>1670746
DOTZ and me

Spartman 12/28/24 (Sat) 06:47:58 No.1670877

(((dorkster)))
""""""""hundos""""""""

Spartman 12/28/24 (Sat) 06:48:29 No.1670878

>>1670738
buckeye pls go and stay go

Spartman 12/28/24 (Sat) 17:04:32 No.1670941

>>1670712
I don’t believe you.

Spartman 12/28/24 (Sat) 00:50:23 No.1670801 [Reply]

<How India Stole and Killed Cricket | Full Documentary

it's over criket is finished and crik monkrs are to blame.

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Spartman 12/28/24 (Sat) 02:08:18 No.1670829

>>1670826
>>1670803
it's p obvious whats getting caught

Spartman 12/28/24 (Sat) 02:19:21 No.1670843

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guys you need to talk about criket, don't let them win

Spartman 12/28/24 (Sat) 03:25:48 No.1670854

>>1670803
lel

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>>1670826
actually i can lol

Spartman 12/28/24 (Sat) 16:49:18 No.1670938

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this of >our house wh*toid
jeetpremacy 4lyfe budys

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WAKY WAKY 05/02/24 (Thu) 13:27:17 No.1620733 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

WAKY THE FUK NOW DUDDDER

kakasex in spee and fedocel in librejp

WAKE UP

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Spartman 12/27/24 (Fri) 01:20:55 No.1670593

>>1670579
Every time someone says they want to make a variation of a popular board they just add shit to the end of the contract that makes it no different from postan' on social media then wonder why nobody cares or bothers
Spro the autism is the only reason imageboards even exist, it's also where all the shot is attached

Spartman 12/27/24 (Fri) 01:25:35 No.1670596

>>1670576
Spruh I want lolicons to be treated like shit like every other autistic hobby should be treated like shit for being fucking weirdos I'm a fucking freak and happy to admit it
I just want to be able to fly into more intl airports than just Denver and Los Angeles (50/50) when coming back to the USA with my hand-drawn porn mags without being arrested for possession of the cheese pizza, not that complicated

Spartman 12/27/24 (Fri) 01:27:43 No.1670597

>>1670596
kys pedo

Spartman 12/27/24 (Fri) 01:39:38 No.1670600

>>1670593
nah /v/ autism is a different self-destructive kind of autism that leads to constant splintering and dramanigging. i honestly can't think of many cattier groups of faggots than the ones that populate most /v/s. /cow/ i guess but they're basically nonexistent anymore

Spartman 12/28/24 (Sat) 02:16:47 No.1670839

wake up

Spartman 09/15/24 (Sun) 01:49:29 No.1648936 [Reply]

>>1648892
hay fuk u budy

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