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Spartman 07/30/24 (Tue) 00:36:13 No.1638943 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

TRUK & PULLR & TREN & PLEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Spartman 09/07/24 (Sat) 21:35:48 No.1647571

>>1647567
i dunno it still just werks™ for me sometimes i see nigs loitering in front of a gas station or a store and i call it in just to watch them get arrested every time because niggers are incapable of calmly explaining anything to police even when they're literally duin nuffin
i also live in an area that didn't have any nigger tantrums because the sheriff heavily implied he won't charge anyone for defending property or stopping an assault. lo and behold the confederate monument in town is still there and no properties were burned down. almost like niggers are terrified of a genuine threat of retaliation from ypipo or something, isn't that strange?

Spartman 09/07/24 (Sat) 21:57:38 No.1647575

>>1647571
yeah almost like if you choose to enforce the law, you get less crime, crazy concept really hard to comprehend, lets get a social worker to tell us whether or not there is a scientifically backed source for these claims

Spartman 09/07/24 (Sat) 22:41:14 No.1647581

>>1647575
lel i forgot about the "social worker" thing. are they even still trying that in nyc or have they completely gone the "fuck it let em do what they want" route? last i saw the social workers kept getting beat up

Spartman 09/07/24 (Sat) 23:24:29 No.1647597

>>1647388
spartman blew a tranny…

Spartman 09/08/24 (Sun) 04:01:41 No.1647643

>>1647531
>just tap the gas, it's like a harley on fucking crack
well niggers drive like they're in a fucking fighter jet. every time they touch the gas the pedal is on the floor. that shit is probably straight piped

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TODAY TODAY 09/03/24 (Tue) 01:35:29 No.1646609 [Reply]

TODAY

shoulda backed isrul, spics - GHOST(ed) States of Weimerica

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Spartman 09/05/24 (Thu) 10:18:54 No.1647079

>>1647006
i wish, for your sake, that you didnt know all this
but i appreciate the rundown nontheless

Spartman 09/05/24 (Thu) 12:11:15 No.1647087

>>1647031
>>1647027
thats the real erection rn far as i can tell. musk isnt a gud dude but heem not posting 13/60 out of love for lolsuits
ol wood tooth washington and the boys werent bubba punisher shirt, them had a rack of powdered wigs too

this guy can be a twat but lots of idears & gud research, starts at 3min
https://odysee.com/@Freemanbeyondthewall:d/episode-1099-how-should-we-feel-about:b

Spartman 09/08/24 (Sun) 01:50:57 No.1647620

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whypipo aint season they kittens

Spartman 09/08/24 (Sun) 02:46:51 No.1647628

>>1647620
sounds to me a local lesbian wanted sex but the dumb nigger ate the wrong pussy

Spartman 09/08/24 (Sun) 03:57:51 No.1647642

>>1647628
i believe this was probably happening in that town they dumped a shit ton of haitians in
they've been eating all the local animals including peoples pets

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9/11 bowl pregame celebration Spartman 08/26/24 (Mon) 03:05:19 No.1644972 [Reply]

>be firefight
>die
can you imagine a more pathetic existence?

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Spartman 09/08/24 (Sun) 02:41:11 No.1647627

>>1647617
it just makes me want to go bomb some kikes and sand niggers tbh

Spartman 09/08/24 (Sun) 02:59:35 No.1647632

>>1647617
all crisis actors

Spartman 09/08/24 (Sun) 03:32:16 No.1647638

>>1647617
it was a world changing event.
one that ushered in one of the gayest eras ever, but still. watching history unfold leaves an impression

Spartman 09/08/24 (Sun) 03:44:09 No.1647639

>>1647602
>what are the odds of two separate planes….
hearing the dudes voice trail off as the gears were workin in his head

Spartman 09/08/24 (Sun) 03:47:05 No.1647640

the day israel finally destroyed the concept of america

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Spartman 09/03/24 (Tue) 05:33:46 No.1646646 [Reply]

damn, what happened to her /sp/ros??
it's like she fell off the face of the planet
i can't even remember the last time i saw her in a movie

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Spartman 09/08/24 (Sun) 00:26:52 No.1647605

>>1647582
the "ballsack" is where the piss pump goes

Spartman 09/08/24 (Sun) 02:05:36 No.1647622

>>1647605
pee isn't stored in the balls though…

Spartman 09/08/24 (Sun) 02:47:41 No.1647630

>>1647622
ftm trannies dont know this though

Spartman 09/08/24 (Sun) 03:29:42 No.1647635

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g*d i want one of these so fuckin bad

Spartman 09/08/24 (Sun) 03:30:55 No.1647636

>>1647582
usually they get a prosthetic erection thing too, which is literally inflated by squeezing one of the balls.
like anon said, the other ball is usually a pump for peeing

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FUNBALL WEEK 2 Spartman 09/07/24 (Sat) 10:26:03 No.1647487 [Reply]

Saturday, Sept. 7

Arkansas at No. 16 Oklahoma State | 12 p.m. | ABC/ESPN+
No. 3 Texas at No. 10 Michigan | 12 p.m. | FOX
Rhode Island at Minnesota | 12 p.m. | Peacock
Bowling Green at No. 8 Penn State | 12 p.m. | Big Ten Network
Akron at Rutgers | 12 p.m. | Big Ten Network
No. 23 Georgia Tech at Syracuse | 12 p.m. | ACC Network
Pitt at Cincinnati | 12 p.m. | ESPN2
No. 17 Kansas State at Tulane | 12 p.m. | ESPN
Troy at Memphis | 12 p.m. | ESPNU
Army at Florida Atlantic | 12 p.m. | CBSSN
Lafayette at Monmouth | 12 p.m. | FloSports
South Carolina State at The Citadel | 12 p.m. | ESPN+
Wagner at Lehigh | 12 p.m. | ESPN+
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Spartman 09/08/24 (Sun) 00:40:44 No.1647608

>>1647587
gunna see more of this as "big" schools embrace divershitty bullshit

Spartman 09/08/24 (Sun) 00:41:51 No.1647609

does university of phoenix have a felonball team?

Spartman 09/08/24 (Sun) 01:30:13 No.1647615

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Spartman 09/08/24 (Sun) 02:39:50 No.1647626

>>1647615
why does nebraska have a rising sun flag?
they a bunch of japanese cosplayers or something?

Spartman 09/08/24 (Sun) 02:48:26 No.1647631

lmaooo faggotburds lose to illinoise

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Spartman 08/31/24 (Sat) 03:46:58 No.1646062 [Reply]

So. I couldn't find any webmaster contact. And I also didn't know that this site had a clearnet URL until doing a websearch. But the entire functionality of posting from the onion link is broken because ONE dumbass got banned.

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Spartman 08/31/24 (Sat) 15:24:07 No.1646132

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shitty bait thread
roll time

Spartman 09/07/24 (Sat) 17:19:56 No.1647534

Least retarded it's pretty ded spammer

Spartman 09/08/24 (Sun) 00:26:00 No.1647604

>>1646132
>2 of the 3 vehicles are unreliable piles of shit, 3rd is a diesel which as a fuel would get scarce pretty quick
whoever made this doesn't know a damn thing about automobiles

Spartman 09/08/24 (Sun) 01:07:15 No.1647613

>>1647604
you weren't tipped off it was made by a moron at >clips?

Spartman 09/08/24 (Sun) 02:37:52 No.1647625

>>1647613
nah i saw the vehicles first since im not a fag

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Anime Thread Spartman 05/02/24 (Thu) 23:50:29 No.1620841 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

DARK ELF GIRL EDITION

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Spartman 09/07/24 (Sat) 02:58:03 No.1647435

>>1647385
eh, I dropped it, to many faggots, and for some God forsaken reason, they added isekai shit in it, fucking why? I just want MC get more monster abilities and fuck that horny elf. Girls on his group are super cute thought.

Spartman 09/07/24 (Sat) 03:41:20 No.1647445

>>1647435
because isuckguys are the capeshit of the east

Spartman 09/07/24 (Sat) 03:42:36 No.1647447

>>1647445
i just want some gud fantasy but the entire fucking market is overly saturated with isegay ;_;

Spartman 09/07/24 (Sat) 23:07:21 No.1647593

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Daily reminder that fiction does not equal reality bc so many retards think this lol

Spartman 09/08/24 (Sun) 00:37:51 No.1647607

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>>1647593
most people who believe this also believe they are a cute magical catgirl with nice tits and not some fat tub of lard who sits on his ass jacking off to chinese cartoons and random k-pop celebrities all day.

kinda like how the average western woman pretends to be sane and how black "people" pretend to have a job instead of stealing things and killing other blacks for money

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PACKERS E EAGLES - EDIÇÃO BRASILEIRA Spartman 09/06/24 (Fri) 16:53:18 No.1647329 [Reply]

CALENDÁRIO

>Baía Verde Embaladores
Y
<Filadélfia Águias
EM SÃO PAULO, BRASIL
9:15 PM São Paulo, Brasil Hora

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Spartman 09/07/24 (Sat) 21:06:36 No.1647565

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Spartman 09/07/24 (Sat) 21:24:11 No.1647569

>>1647565
oh fuck lmao
season over

only thing they can hope for is the lions to completely regress because in all likelihood they would have been the only competition for the division and the biqueens and burrs are going to be complete shit as always

Spartman 09/07/24 (Sat) 21:38:36 No.1647572

>>1647565
IT'S TIME TO CHANNEL YOUR INNER BRETT FAVRE, WEAK ASS HALFBLOOD

Spartman 09/07/24 (Sat) 22:52:53 No.1647585

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>>1647569
>as always

Spartman 09/07/24 (Sat) 23:00:39 No.1647588

>>1647585
im sorry goatbro
but the bears have been shit for the past two decades

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Spartman 09/04/24 (Wed) 08:02:14 No.1646848 [Reply]

Sumo is here. Starting on the Sunday!
Gonna do the usual stream at 16:00 UTC, which is aboot noon on the US East Coast.

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Spartman 09/07/24 (Sat) 11:20:44 No.1647496

these feel like they should be /librejp/ crossover threads

Spartman 09/07/24 (Sat) 11:25:41 No.1647498

thanks bro
i was trying to tell a budy about it and thats why i breached ur thang. old budy, hed do nothin but watch

Spartman 09/07/24 (Sat) 12:43:29 No.1647505

>>1647496
You should stop having feelings

Spartman 09/07/24 (Sat) 20:00:45 No.1647557

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So tomorrow starts the basho and will go on for two weeks.
Since there were no other suggestions it will start at the time noted in OP.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

We're watching Tenebrae right now btw.

Spartman 09/07/24 (Sat) 20:03:30 No.1647559

>>1647498
Okay.

Spartman 09/07/24 (Sat) 17:44:53 No.1647540 [Reply]

TATA FAX

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WAKY WAKY 05/02/24 (Thu) 13:27:17 No.1620733 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

WAKY THE FUK NOW DUDDDER

kakasex in spee and fedocel in librejp

WAKE UP

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Spartman 09/05/24 (Thu) 22:20:02 No.1647161

wtf set the retard off this time he hasn't gone this hard in a long time. did his handlers remember he exists and threaten to jail him if he doesn't spam backwater imageboards with irl loli? thank fuckin christ i was born and grew up with an intact brain instead of whatever the fuck makes chomos act like this

Spartman 09/05/24 (Thu) 22:44:42 No.1647164

>>1647161
shabbat shalom

Spartman 09/05/24 (Thu) 22:49:12 No.1647166

reminder that all jews are pedophiles

Spartman 09/06/24 (Fri) 06:25:14 No.1647273

fedocel in librejp

Spartman 09/07/24 (Sat) 12:30:40 No.1647503

helo dudder sir librejp has pizza pls delet

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JEWS VS. ARABS - DANCE BATTLE ROUND 5 Spartman 07/23/24 (Tue) 13:29:41 No.1637443 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

SOLO ROUND
#previous threads
https://archive.ph/r7sgw
https://archive.ph/aFUay
https://archive.is/SkBlG
https://archive.is/PhwSS

current status:
>Israeli forces launch a new ground invasion in southern city of Khan Younis
>Palestinian factions sign a “national unity” agreement aimed at maintaining control over Gaza once Israel’s devastating nine-month war on the enclave concludes
>Biden’s legacy is Gaza genocide, Palestinian rights advocates say
>Israel orders evacuation of part of Gaza humanitarian zone as war’s toll passes 39,000 Palestinians

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Spartman 09/07/24 (Sat) 02:53:49 No.1647433

>>1647426
where can i buy one of these?

Spartman 09/07/24 (Sat) 03:44:42 No.1647448

>>1647424
yep, just deny more people are waking up to your behavior and then outright stifle the ones pointing it out, i'm sure that won't cause a tremendous spike in resentment
why do they never learn?

Spartman 09/07/24 (Sat) 03:51:22 No.1647452

>>1647433
limited production early 1940s lol jk never happened

Spartman 09/07/24 (Sat) 04:04:22 No.1647454

>I’m 97 years old, living in Medicaid-funded housing and in deep credit card debt, facing eviction — what can I do?
Die.

Spartman 09/07/24 (Sat) 05:54:26 No.1647467

>>1647433
these are wonderful diy projects

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DOTZRIDER MLB THREAD 9/4/24 Spartman 09/04/24 (Wed) 09:45:49 No.1646862 [Reply]

TODAY'S SCHEDULE-

Phillies (82-56) vs. Blue Jays (67-73)
>2:07 PM CT
<PHI -129 TOR +108
MLBN

White Sox (31-109) vs. Orioles (81-59)
>5:35 PM CT
<CWS +269 BAL -341
MASN2

Nationals (62-76) vs. Marlins (51-87)
>5:40 PM CT
<WSH -140 MIA +119
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Spartman 09/05/24 (Thu) 07:14:21 No.1647056

>>1647055
woohoo!!
>flud detector

Spartman 09/06/24 (Fri) 20:39:47 No.1647368

guys, i think the paws patrol curse is real……

judge and soto are cursed by the Reddit Gay Race Communism g*d for supporting racist fascist copaganda !

Spartman 09/06/24 (Fri) 23:18:28 No.1647387

>>1647368
paw patrol is gay?
explains why my niece and nephew turned into troons…

Spartman 09/07/24 (Sat) 01:16:37 No.1647407

>>1647387
did they really?

Spartman 09/07/24 (Sat) 04:57:20 No.1647461

CR NO YOU ARE NOT AN HORSE

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Spartman 09/06/24 (Fri) 16:59:08 No.1647331 [Reply]

ruh roh

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Spartman 09/06/24 (Fri) 18:23:59 No.1647347

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what heem pointin at

Spartman 09/06/24 (Fri) 18:28:46 No.1647348

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>>1647336

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Spartman 09/06/24 (Fri) 22:09:14 No.1647379

>>1647336
This is the worst fucking sign I've ever seen in my life!!! Can you just, idk like be a good fucking person???

>>1647375
gud sign

Spartman 09/07/24 (Sat) 01:21:07 No.1647410

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divide this by zero

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Spartman 09/06/24 (Fri) 17:41:38 No.1647340 [Reply]

im sorry bros im probably not gonna make the thread until after the games start tonight but Indiana, BYU, and Duke v Northwestern are on tonight. some nonsme team beat the fucking shit out of some nonsme oh*o team last night too so thats gud. south dakotr mines lost 52-50 to i think sum minnesoda team. that was prob a gud game. i miss when all the games were on one fuckin day i didny realize i was missin postin em for the spudys. watch everything. ill have da thread up before tomorrow for sure but now its sleep time gn budys

Spartman 09/06/24 (Fri) 21:46:22 No.1647376

ok bud just do the funball