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▶Spartman 08/24/24 (Sat) 20:45:25 No.1644721 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

how

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▶Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 22:43:02 No.1692581

>>1692563
go 2 gym fatcel

▶Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 23:44:04 No.1692595

>>1692563
Go to the gym, fatty. How you gonna play sparts with all those flabs?

▶Spartman 04/14/25 (Mon) 00:13:20 No.1692604

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>>1692563

▶Spartman 04/14/25 (Mon) 00:51:07 No.1692612

Why would I try to get fit or get a healthy body? I'm a bitter physical and mental obese circus sideshow completely subhomo dyel effortly challenged abominable total snowman fatlure with no muscles, no lung capacity - only a fattime of eternal joint pain at the hands of a terrific Herculean deity and his gymrats, each of whom encourage all men and who try to improve our motivation for epic gains. There is no woman who would hate the effort; at worst she would eyefuck my musclays, and then schlick to the thought of me like a monkey in heat. Men like me are meant to throw discus into my enemy's face, mercilessly dealift and then squat to the ground, but instead I am voluntarilygorging on potato chips and the Dotzloc of industrial capital keeps yelling IATA GO YANKEES

▶Spartman 04/14/25 (Mon) 01:12:17 No.1692616

>sharty
>gore
>homo fapfic lunatic having another metldown
>sea pea
>chinky angrybro
>literally all at once
try not to make it so obvious it's just you doing this you'll prolly enjoy it more

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▶LAST WEDNESDAY LAST WEDNESDAY 04/06/25 (Sun) 22:52:29 No.1691112 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

LAST WEDNESDAY

yeah it's gonna suck for a while, but the CRariffs will work, if they don't it's GHOST's fault

>vietnam begging for dup to have mercy cuz chinr leaning on em hard
>soytendos talking about assassinating dup cuz they have to pay more for their tablet 2 and $80 bing bing wahoos, prepare for gta 6 $100
>net and yoohoo gonna meet with dup face to face tomorrow to explain why the us should be giving them more money and bombs to make brown kids extra crispy
im just here for the ride

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▶Spartman 04/14/25 (Mon) 00:22:02 No.1692607

Helicopter in the Hudson river was on its 8th flight that day and had no black box.
Guess someone set Shapiro's house on fire in Pennsylvania lol
Polis just violated our state constitution again banning semiautomatic firearms, but nobody gives a fuck and I'll just keep buying shit out-of-state and claiming I bought it 20 years ago when the gun ranges ask if I meet the grandfather clause.

▶Spartman 04/14/25 (Mon) 00:24:24 No.1692608

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when is dup gonna get rid of that pesky rule that says offensive us cyberattacks count as an act of war
i member some 4 star jarhead talking at a christian cybersec conference saying verbtatim "i would LOVE to see beijing go dark"

▶Spartman 04/14/25 (Mon) 00:33:58 No.1692610

stop the fucking presses

i showed my one inch GOCK to this fucking whore and she laughed and called it a "baby dick"…

WHAT THE FUCK???? I THOUGHT WE ALL HAD BIG GOCKS???? AM I MISSING SOMETHING????

▶Spartman 04/14/25 (Mon) 00:57:12 No.1692613

>>1692600
>land of bad
>is it good?
n-no?

▶Spartman 04/14/25 (Mon) 00:59:09 No.1692614

>>1692607
>and had no black box
isn't that a tremendous no no?

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▶Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 20:39:01 No.1692565 [Reply]

Is this a sport?

▶Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 21:04:03 No.1692571

it is in afgahnistan

▶Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 22:48:20 No.1692583

>shartnigger "raid" is just 3 pictures scattered over the bort
oh how the not really mighty to begin with somehow fell further

▶Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 22:50:51 No.1692584

Why do soyniggers raid random altchans that have nothing to do with 4gag drama

▶Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 23:11:40 No.1692588

>>1692584
cuz >were just so damn important

▶Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 23:39:04 No.1692594

yes

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▶Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 23:38:16 No.1692593 [Reply]

big ass tariff

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▶WINTER SEASON P1 /SP/ANIME THREAD Spartman 01/12/25 (Sun) 05:54:25 No.1673774 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

after the BORING fall part 2 BORING season, we have the beginning of a halfway decent lineup for winter part 1

>Übel Blatt
>fantasy
>germanic tones
>NOT AN ISEKAI
OP pic and maybe a standout of the season?
a bit fast of a first ep, but hope it develops well.
not entirely sure why but it reminded me of Claymore

>apothecary s2
S1 was good for the most part, so more of that

>solo levelling s2
a well made continuation of the generik power fantasy 'WHAT IF I GOT VIDEO GAME CHEAT POWERS'
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▶Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 02:10:33 No.1692427

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ok i found something thats at least a bit interesting
>your forma
>near future scifi, eastern europe setting
>androids and ethics
>who dunnit
ep 1 was ok, ep 2 was vary promising, setting up some emotional stakes for the MCs
im not sure if its going to be a
>mystery
>sci fi
>thriller
but its got me interested. looks like its was based on a manga

▶Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 02:33:04 No.1692430

>>1692427
>looks like its was based on a manga
isn't that true for the vast majority of annie mays nowadays? half the time i find out about a mangay specifically because it had a one season long anime adaptation. why does that happen btw? sometimes a mangay will take off and be p gud and a cuckime studio will make a one or two season anime of the first half of the story (if even that) and then never finish it

▶Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 03:03:23 No.1692433

>>1692430
because generally animes are just advertisements for the source material
so you do a show for an established series, people like it, get hook, then buy all the source material
my point about the source being manga is it could have been a light novel

▶Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 03:04:19 No.1692434

>>1692430
>>1692433
>is a Japanese light novel
well never fucking mind lmao
i guess the manga is an adaptation of the LN

▶Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 23:17:32 No.1692590

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found another one with some real potential
>Kowloon Generic Romance
>future Kowloon (2? not sure if i caught it right, but seems like this isn't actual Kowloon city)
>mystery, sci fi, romance
>a really pleasant retro aesthetic for the characters
ep 1 was good. 2 felt like it revealed sum stuff 2 quick, but we'll see

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▶WAKY WAKY 05/02/24 (Thu) 13:27:17 No.1620733 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

WAKY THE FUK NOW DUDDDER

kakasex in spee and fedocel in librejp

WAKE UP

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▶Spartman 04/11/25 (Fri) 10:29:28 No.1692087

HEY THERE IS SEA PEA ON /LIBREJP/ THAT HAS BEEN UP FOR OVER A DAY

▶Spartman 04/11/25 (Fri) 15:03:51 No.1692122

WAKE UP

▶Spartman 04/12/25 (Sat) 18:55:40 No.1692353

duddr get rid of the pdoshit

▶Spartman 04/12/25 (Sat) 20:51:39 No.1692370

he was gone for like two months and suddenly came back in full force right after a chinky meltdown. i'm thoroughly convinced it's some siberianigger now

▶Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 22:59:55 No.1692586

gore and soyjak spam on spee
shit chomo on /h/
remove

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▶Spartman 12/10/24 (Tue) 19:24:04 No.1667916 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

TRUK AND PULLR AND MAZDA DRIVERS

>NEW: Utah man drives his car through the front of a Mazda dealership just hours after purchasing the car from the same dealership.
>The incident happened in Sandy, Utah, after the man was told he couldn’t return the car.
>The man told the dealership that he would drive the car through the front door of the dealership if they didn’t let him return it.
>They told him that it was sold "as-is."
>The man did exactly what he promised and drove the car through the front door.
>He was arrested on charges of felony criminal mischief and reckless endangerment.

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▶Spartman 04/08/25 (Tue) 20:56:23 No.1691524

>>1691512
no way to tell while cruisin for sure
no one was in the back seat and driver was unharmed
hope it was city property and heem get $$$$

▶Spartman 04/09/25 (Wed) 02:38:52 No.1691584

>>1691524
wasn't shit he could've done regardless i guess that shit fell so suddenly even if he gunned it the tree probably would've caught the car
wonder if he went and got some cigarettes after that i know it would've made me start smoking again

▶Spartman 04/11/25 (Fri) 20:37:19 No.1692187

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▶Spartman 04/11/25 (Fri) 21:13:59 No.1692194

>>1692187
hope second guy gets gmod ragdoll'd

▶Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 22:53:12 No.1692585

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uninvited guests join trukr when he stopped for fuel near dab order

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▶Spartman 01/02/25 (Thu) 06:39:58 No.1671863 [Reply]

I'm genderfluid

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▶Spartman 01/07/25 (Tue) 01:03:12 No.1672748

>>1672352
the babby moves to the boy uterus aka the colon and then gets miscarried out his asshole

▶Spartman 01/07/25 (Tue) 02:56:53 No.1672767

>>1672352
Is it possible for ranma to impregnate himself??

▶Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 19:15:18 No.1692546

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>I'm genderfluid

▶Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 19:25:56 No.1692548

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i goon to skibaitoiet

▶Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 21:03:03 No.1692570

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>>1692548
i goon to sparts

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▶Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 03:06:11 No.1692435 [Reply]

i went to china and had a grand old time until the last day where i was raped by chinese policemen
it was chineasily the worst day of my life

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▶Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 11:11:52 No.1692487

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>>1692464
>"chin"-ese
<entire race lacks a chin
wew
the inferiority complex goes deeper than i imagined

▶Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 14:50:12 No.1692510

>>1692487
but so many of them are named chin

▶Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 19:56:07 No.1692553

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>>1692510
i know
crazy world innit?
wanna know whats even crazier? "qin" is pronounced "chin"
muhfuggahs had a chin dynasty, no chins
absolutely wild stuff

▶Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 20:11:42 No.1692557

>>1692553
yo mama so fat she got more chins than chinatown

▶Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 20:22:03 No.1692561

does your girlfriend have more chins than a chinese phone book?

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▶とちゃき 04/13/25 (Sun) 19:16:32 No.138465 [Reply]

いもげとかそのあたり

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▶poop poop 04/13/25 (Sun) 19:14:12 No.2904 [Reply]

does anyone love poop

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▶Spartman 04/13/25 (Sun) 19:13:42 No.1692545 [Reply]

marge

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▶i hope this email finds you well Spartman 03/24/25 (Mon) 17:37:06 No.1688679 [Reply]

non negotiable list of sportschan demands
Numbr 1. Make India great again
2. Duddr plz add strikethrough i feel rarted now
3.
>>1657361
>>1688155
duddr make this a banner

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▶Spartman 03/27/25 (Thu) 19:12:06 No.1689226

>>1688934
add AI reply bot
kthx <3
mwah

▶Spartman 03/28/25 (Fri) 13:43:14 No.1689365