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 No.1672674[Last 50 Posts]

FOUR YEARS AGO

never 4get the day evil trump supporters walked into a public building in an attempt to overthrow our democracy -GHOST from Maryland

imagine certifying your own loss lmao

 No.1672681

>>1672674
you just KNOW that the only time the juice flow from this old hags cunt, is when she is thinking about DRUMPF

lmao
she is barely even able to speak about him without panting

 No.1672684

File: 1736181711606.mp4 (12.76 MB, 640x360, 16:9, crab rave.mp4)

trudeau is gone

 No.1672688

>>1672684
bruh wanted that j6 attention
who runs cuckada now?

 No.1672692

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>>1672684
does he get to resign with full pension and privileges? Also it's a Commonwealth country so pictured is the interim leader until they hold an election if there is a dissolution

 No.1672693

The 30th and current governor general is Mary Simon, who was sworn in on 26 July 2021. An Inuk leader from Nunavik in Quebec, Simon is the first aboriginal person to hold the office.

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 No.1672698

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fear the beard

 No.1672699

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wonder who's gonna win

 No.1672701

>>1672699
india numr une suprpiwah

 No.1672704

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 No.1672705

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gg
no re
where's the joy?

 No.1672706

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dup un-btfo

 No.1672709

>>1672699
TWO MORE WEEKS
TRUST THE PLAN
THE FBI WILL ARREST DRUMPF

KAMALA IS THE REAL PRESIDENT

UNCAGE MY CLITTY

 No.1672715

>>1672674
Holy smokes is this Lady GHOST? she sounds hot!

 No.1672719

>>1672704
It's much deeper than that. If a cop tells you to do something, the assumption for most is that they're going to get in trouble if I don't. Calling this "voluntary" is very disingenuous and minimizes how distrustful and angry people are.

 No.1672722

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>>1672719
>very disingenuous
well ya heem a politician after all tryin to scrub his hands from bein a tyrant
"nooo im not tyrant u coulda just said no :)))) :^))"
vid unrel

 No.1672732

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>>1672684
don't celebrate yet
while the tumor is gone leafland as a whole is in a shit state it can't escape from w/o decades of reversing the shit castro's bastard did to it
there's probs a higher chance that dup will unironically purchase canada for cheap

 No.1672733

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>Packers standout WR Christian Watson is believed to have torn his ACL and suffered additional damage, ending his season and putting the beginning of 2025 in jeopardy.
>Chicago Bears have sought permission to interview Cowboys head coach Mike McCarthy.
>The Jaguars fired coach Doug Pederson.
lel, burrs please sign mccarthy

 No.1672738

>employee
>sleeps at his desk, looks at magic the gathering cards, and watches anime during work
>call him out of office for a meeting
>'i've decided today is your last day' in so many words
>pikachu face
>begs to stay
>begs to finish ongoing project first
>apologizes for failing me
lel wtf was he expecting?? after lots of failures, i gave him informal counselling, ramped it up to a written write up last month, heard him snoring at his desk within his 30 day probationary period
bye lmao

 No.1672739

>>1672697
WE CAN STILL STOP THE STEAL

 No.1672740

>>1672738
jokes on you, he doesn't have to work there anymore

 No.1672743

>>1672740
jokes on him, the job he was doing was easy as fuck. he just wanted to take advantage of it.
if i wasn't so overloaded with stuff i would have fired him 4 months ago

 No.1672744

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heres the zogkrainian who got yeeted by that churka conscript

 No.1672745

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>>1672744
IS THAT HECKIN BABY YODA ON HIS VEST??!?
WHERE CAN I BUY THAT?!?!?!?

 No.1672749

>1672743
Whomst hired him?

 No.1672750

>>1672749
me. lesson learned. dont hire anyone with a gap in work history.
now maybe i'll hire another qt girl

 No.1672751

>>1672744
>look up yakutia
>it's right over top of mongolia
oh ok so he'a prolly actually a full blown mongol. the yakutia flag is vaguely similar to the kazakhstan flag too so that's why the patch looked like some kazakh shit

 No.1672752

>>1672745
This picture is my face when I post on sportschan

 No.1672754

File: 1736213173129.png (71.75 KB, 982x282, 491:141, celebrate women's voices.png)

>womyn bitching at me that her password isn't working
>she reset it 6+ times in the span of an hour
>it takes at least an hour for every other system to sync with AD
>tell her to calm tf down, wait an hour, and try again with the last password she set
>she doesn't like that answer and bitches at me "wEll am I juST SuPpoSed to Take A Long LuNch ThEn???"
>"Yes."
>repeat what i told her 3-4 times
>demands to know which affiliaite i work with
>tell her along with my immediate supervisors who have covered my ass thus far
>we politely tell each other to fuck off
>get blasted and get stuck in two hour ctf_well match in tf2 which we lose
very cool

 No.1672761

>>1672674
lmfao who screened these fucking calls

 No.1672766

>>1672750
After i quit my last job I was unemployed for 6 months but spent most of my days posting on sportschan. Would it be safe to put that on my resume to explain gaps in work?

 No.1672771

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>>1672761
all they ask is your name and state, after that you can be as unhinged as you want

 No.1672773

>>1672771
14/f/Ca

 No.1672774

>>1672766
With digits like that it is ok.

 No.1672776

>>1672766
6mo not bad
that could be taking a short sabbatical, working on a project (home remodel etc), or any number of things
this guy had 2 years and change right out of school
my boss was still in charge of what we offered $ wise and he gave him a crazy low number for salary and he accepted my boss is a fucking cheapskate, he started him at like 50k— for an engr degree… in CA thats also why most of >our applicants are garbage but hey i tried to hook the guy up, told him we'd pay for any additional training / education he wanted, and laid out a roadmap to getting advanced to the next level of the position to try and bump his pay 10k

 No.1672779

Be the first in your neighborhood to own your own NUCLEAR REACTOR from Enron.
https://enron.com/pages/the-egg
> The heat-resistant casing is engineered to withstand extreme temperatures, ensuring unmatched durability and safety. Designed for peak performance, it protects the reactor’s core while maintaining optimal thermal efficiency—even in the harshest conditions.
> The heavy water pump keeps hydrogen-enriched coolant flowing flawlessly, ensuring precise temperature control and peak reactor performance — quiet, efficient, and built to last.
> The integrated chip enables seamless 24/7 monitoring by Enron’s nuclear management facility, ensuring real-time oversight and unparalleled operational safety—anytime, anywhere.

 No.1672783

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>>1672779
>Be the first in your neighborhood to own your own NUCLEAR REACTOR from Enron.
pretty rad of enron tbh tho srsly wtf are the legal logistics that allow you to run a nuclear reactor in your basement? david hahn is rolling in his grave rn

 No.1672801

>>1672692
>does he get to resign with full pension and privileges?
at least until the cunt goes bankrupt a month after the new guy gets in when the finances get reviewed

 No.1672802

>>1672697
IIRC he's expected to report to court on the Merchan banana trial on Friday

 No.1672819

>>1672779
pretty high effort for a prank tbh
>THE INFORMATION ON THE WEBSITE IS FIRST AMENDMENT PROTECTED PARODY, REPRESENTS PERFORMANCE ART, AND IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.

 No.1672835

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finally found a good news aggregator, shares all kinds of opinions from commieshit to stormfaggotry to schizoposting, it's beautiful
https://www.unz.com/

 No.1672838

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So is Dup still going to annex Canada now ?

I'm hoping thats the first step to us crossing over into the Fallout Universe.

 No.1672851

dup apparently starting to get rly fukn annoyed by elon, hope he gives him the boot for being a literal fucking child but it prolly won't happen

 No.1672860

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>>1672851
heard that weeks ago when eron was staying full time at maralago
lik all that help wasnt free but bro isnt even in yet. dup stepped in it, richest sperg in da werld up your ass lel
hearin all this talk about greenland and leaf 51st state has got me head scratchin. be sick if 1950s murrica went weyland-utani but with shit as it is and heem wanting jeet parades idk budy
see what the price of admission is and where mr bones sets his gps i guess

 No.1672863

>>1672860
i wouldnt worry about enron at all tbh
he doesnt even have a job yet, and at this rate, he wont

>hearin all this talk about greenland and leaf 51st state has got me head scratchin

dups goin big stick
its gonna be sick
invading panama will be kino

 No.1672879

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seems lik an ok take

 No.1672895

>>1672851
elon just needs to relax his 'tism
guy really has that autistic "i have to prove it" fixation lmao
>>1672879
i will only accept this, if we get rid off all the canadians

in a ironic bit of metairony, we ship all the canadians to india

 No.1672910

>>1672879
if theres one thing i can be certain of in geopolitics, its that canada will do exactly what >we tell them to do. its literally their job.
no need to annex them in the first place

 No.1672912

>>1672879
Basically yeah. Just by controlling Greenland it becomes a nightmare for Canada with the Northwest Passage (which Canada only barely controls thanks to a handful of military bases and forcefully migrating featherniggers north so they can claim they have settlements in the region), but Canada being part of America makes the whole nightmare go away (for Canadians, not so much for Americans who have to put up with Leaf bitches and their bitch-ass politics).
>>1672910
As far as geopolitics go, Canada will do the exact opposite of what America asks them to do until America threatens to make Ottowans/Quebecois shit themselves into agreeing in order to maintain gibs from the rest of the provinces.

 No.1672914

biggest prob with canaDUMB is its full of libTARDs that will vote overwhelming DEMONRAT! and their population will have the plurality of the representatives so basically adding a slightly more populous california with an extra "im a fuckin pussy" to go with it

 No.1672915

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>Jean-Marie Le Pen’s influence on nationalist politics in France and the West at large cannot be understated. Le Pen kept the light of nationalism alive in the dark and tumultuous era following the Second World War, often in the face of outright state repression. His unapologetically pro-worker and nationalist political ideas and his sincere passion for France won him a large and loyal following that only grew with time. In a Europe that had just witnessed an entire generation of nationalists killed, imprisoned, and defamed, Le Pen fought to preserve their memory and to legitimize the faint echoes of their ideas that still reverberated through European politics. Against him stood the entirety of the French political class – fake-right conservatives openly collaborated with leftists, liberals, socialists, and communists to isolate Le Pen and erase nationalism from the West’s historical memory. They failed.

>From a young age, Le Pen lived a life of service to France. After earning his law degree, he volunteered for the French Foreign Legion (1953-55) and was deployed to Vietnam and Egypt as a paratrooper. Despite his goal of serving in a combat capacity, he arrived at both of these locations shortly after combat activities had drawn down. He would rejoin the Legion (1956-57) as the Algerian War heated up, finally seeing combat as an intelligence officer in the elite 1st Foreign Parachute Regiment. Notably, this regiment (along with the entire 10th Parachute Division) would be disbanded following their participation in the 1961 Generals’ Putsch, a bold but ultimately unsuccessful last ditch effort to save French Algeria. Le Pen’s service in Algeria would lead him to become a fierce advocate for the plight of more than one million Algerian Europeans. After he was elected to the National Assembly in 1958, he championed the cause of French Algeria regardless of the political cost. Le Pen was one of the only elected representatives in France to openly support the paramilitary Organisation Armée Secrète, which at the time was waging a guerrilla war to save French Algeria.


>From his election to the National Assembly through to today, Le Pen has continuously been a major and influential player in French politics. His outsized influence on political discourse was acknowledged even by his critics, who referred to this phenomenon as the “Lepenization of minds.” Together with the party he founded, the National Front (today National Assembly), he has put forth and defended pro-worker, pro-French, and pro-White ideas. Le Pen championed this characteristic blend of ideas (ni droite, ni gauche, français) at a time when no politician in Europe would, preserving these ideas for the wider White world. For this, nationalists of every stripe are deeply in his debt. Le Pen’s memory today urges us to continue struggling unapologetically for our worldview, which is neither right nor left, but White.


F
may you find the golden lily pad

 No.1672917

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>India's first human metapneumovirus (HMPV) cases confirmed, but officials say "no reason to worry"
>Trump open to using 'economic force' to acquire Canada as a state
>Meta is ending its fact-checking program in favor of a 'community notes' system similar to X fucking lel, ai nailed that one
>Kim Jong-un bans hotdogs for North Koreans, cooking them an act of treason

 No.1672918

>>1672914
they're are bunch of drunk abbos on welfare. It's cold Australia but they share a border

 No.1672919

File: 1736292392687.jpg (169.58 KB, 512x512, 1:1, Hot Dog.jpg)

>>1672917
why kim hate hot dogs????

 No.1672920

>>1672917
>kim banning hot dogs
wtf i guess no one told him that pic of a painting of amerigayan GIs forcefeeding a hotdog to a korean whorb was an edit

 No.1672923

>>1672917
>>Trump open to using 'economic force' to acquire Canada as a state
see thats what im talkin bout
leafs will do what theyre told or it gets the hose again

 No.1672926

>book flight + airbnb for da capitol back in august on the assumption that dup will become win
>dup becomes win
>make request to local house rep for inauguration tickets
>they offer them to me
>"tickets can only be picked up in-person at our office in DC :^)"
>…what
>last time i did this they were sent to my local office in town
>fuck
>rearrange flights and hotel, lose 100 dobsons cancelling flight and scheduling new ones
>am now stuck in DC for another day
will prolly just fuck around the national mall for a day or so but i'd like to do more than just that obv
travelbro has surely been to da capitol

 No.1672928

>>1672923
Leafs will accept and you'll inherit more welfare chugs. I don't see how this doesn't benefit Canadians considering their government barely gives a fuck about them anyway.

 No.1672933

>>1672926
is there even anything to do in DC besides look at monuments and visit museums?

 No.1672936

>>1672926
you bring potassium iodide pills?
they're gonna detonate a dirty bomb at the inauguration

 No.1672937

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nèw stonetom comic
prèsçient tbh

 No.1672940

File: 1736301078820.mp4 (1.77 MB, 1152x720, 8:5, amogus.mp4)

>>1672937
he used to hide an amogus somewhere in his comics, not sure if he still does

 No.1672941

>>1672940
keyboard, top right panel

 No.1672942

>>1672915
F
He was a good one

 No.1672943

>>1672936
there is a nonzero chance i get blown up or stabbed by antifags or salty cianiggers but i am willing to take that risk just cuz it makes leftists and stormfags raly upset
>>1672941
i see the exlamation point but i don't see how that's an amogus

 No.1672944

>>1672917
i feel like the street shitters should have a LOT more viruses and bacterial outbreaks

i mean these nigga out there pooping in the streets washing their hands in ass water and taking cow piss bathes

 No.1672946

>>1672944
They lead the world in genetic defects. I remember reading long time ago about how they spam antibiotics and that is conducive to turbo charging viruses. Who knows what shit goes on there

 No.1672947

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i cant believe that this nigga really looks like this
bro looks like a gay vampire

 No.1672948

>>1672915
F. He should have been in Macron's chair but it can't be helped.

 No.1672950

>>1672943
why would stormfags care?

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 No.1672952

spreahs.

Aubrey Plaza is single again

 No.1672957

>>1672950
something something dup loves israel idgaf it can wait 20 years

 No.1672958

>>1672952
>40 y3ars
uhhhhhhhh
have at it, bro.
bitch was hot af in her prime ngl

 No.1672959

>>1672951
alpha male Richard Hanania
if you disagree with his civic nationalist takes, its because you are a racist chud incel who never fucks because richard ALWAYS fucks

 No.1672961

>>1672946
one can only imagine the genetic damage indians have done to the human race
the entire system there is like, set up to promote dysgenics

 No.1672962

>>1672933
Get shot by niggers. There’s more homeless people per square foot down town dc the White House, etc then I’ve ever seen in any other city

t. been there

 No.1672966

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>>1672962
yeah i been there too, multiple times. including for pmurt 1.

 No.1672978

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>>1672944
The covid variant in india was a super variant that mutated from all the literal shit there. Also indians have adapted to the filth and can handle it. During the CWC2023 last year, play was stopped in some matches because other teams couldn't bear the unhealthy air polluted cities, whereas the indian team had no problem.

 No.1672993

>>1672978
>play was stopped in some matches because other teams couldn't bear the unhealthy air polluted cities
holy shit youd think that would bar india from holding another cwc but they own crik now so i guess there that goes

 No.1672996

>>1672957
they don't care enough about that to stab people tho. pantifa are actual violent lunatics that just use social justice as an excuse

 No.1672997

>>1672993
>>1672978
i can't believe the poos took over cwcville. is chris still the mayor?

 No.1673011

>>1672978
I WANT EVERY INDIAN
OUT
OF
MY
CRIK!
NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!

 No.1673015

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california burning, not enough water to put it out

 No.1673016

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 No.1673017

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wew, fags and kikes getting a preview of hell

 No.1673018

>>1673017
injuns never settled out there cuz they knew it burned to the fucking ground every year. la is tied with new orleans for stupidest city from an engineering/logistics standpoint

 No.1673020

been seeing a lot of vary vary late to the party asspain about the brits lettin muslins rapr kids by the thousands and i the first i saw of this late to the party stuff was enron so im just gonna assume he dusted off this card to play to get people talkin about somethin other than h1bs.
kinda shitty that it took some rich faggotn trying to deflect attention for people to give a shit about those kids.

 No.1673026

>>1673018
p much

 No.1673028

File: 1736343145276.mp4 (3.78 MB, 640x360, 16:9, LA fire.mp4)

cool vid

 No.1673029

>>1673028
>let's stick around and make a video for leddit

 No.1673030

>>1673028
you just know it's a womyn recording this, what fucking retard would still be in there house after this
>but muh smoke outside
and soon it will be inside and then you get toasted extra crispy, better to douse yourself in water, cover your mouth and fucking run through the smoke

 No.1673031

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this is it
this is the moment of your death

 No.1673033

File: 1736344593661.mp4 (5.45 MB, 884x678, 442:339, The Figen - This man's hou….mp4)

kot lives

 No.1673037

lel dup still talking about wildin all over canada, i really hope not just cuz they're gonna be a tumor on us for a longass time until we whip them into shape, like when east and west germoney merged back

 No.1673040

>>1673037
its just dups usual salesman shit man
no ones invading canada

 No.1673043

>>1673040
I think you underestimate how deep in the hole Canada is right now. You've had Bidup-levels of spending with about 1/10th of the GDP, and a housing crisis so severe it makes Appalachia/Detroit look like prime real estate. The average Canadian makes less money adjusted to US dollars than people in the sticks of Wyoming. Canada is on the brink of socioeconomic collapse in such a way that if Trump presses the tariff button hard enough the entire Canadian economy would go tits-up in a year and force them to sell (or become a debt slave territory like Puerto Rico). Canada can't do shit about it economically because the Chinks have them by the balls and they can't do shit about it militarily because America has been itching for an excuse to settle the score from 1812.

 No.1673044

>>1673033
Poor kot. You can tell this man has nothing left, only cat.

 No.1673047

anyone member that vid from a few years back from like northern cali or oregon where this old dude was roaming around his neighborhood after he hid in a trench from a big ass forest fire to avoid being burned to death and he was videoing skeletons in burned out cars? seeing >>1673031 reminded me that he mentioned one of his neighbors and his wife got killed because the dumb bitch wanted to put makeup on before gtfo'ing. or maybe i'm getting two different videos mixed up but still imagine talking to a neighbor one day and then looking at their fuckin grilled skeleton sitting in a car husk the next day. nightmare shit tbh

 No.1673049

>>1673043
yah so why tf would anyone want to officially make cuckada part of them when you can just bully them into doing what you want or offer gibs like you offer money to a blown out lot lizard

 No.1673050

>>1673043
so then why would >we want it?
no one wants canada
canada prolly doesnt even want most of canada
if theyre that desperate you can just throw some cash at them and do whatever you want anyways

 No.1673056

>>1673033
that is one hot kot

 No.1673058

>>1673049
>>1673050
Because when something like a "permanent" Northwest Passage ownership deal looks you in the face which could economically cripple cunts you don't like, suddenly occupation looks a lot more lucrative, and leads are notorious for backing out of deals.
Same reason dup wants Panama and Greenland tbh if America gets the package deal trade to avoid American tariffs suddenly takes 3 months instead of 3 weeks.



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