No.1659214
>>1659205that'd guarantee my vote tbh
No.1659215
>>1659169pics or it isnt real
No.1659379
>doyers win
<LA nike store robbed
lik a clock
youd think nike would know better by now
just move all the inventory offsite the week of any big owl. pack the place with pigs overnight. ez win
but lik wtf? are they fuckin stupid?
No.1659382
maybe its a tax write-off?
idk, it still seems like you wouldnt wanna lose your entire stores inventory. and its not like this doesnt happen literally all the fucking time.
No.1659384
>>1659382It brings down the price of all the nikes in circulation though.
No.1659387
>>1659379i mean its commifornia
im pretty sure robbery is legal as long as you are of holy saint floyd descent
No.1659403
>>1659384yah idgi either
and its not even lik its, "oh its theft under a thousand, so its not even illegal"
youd be hard pressed to steal even two pairs of shoes without going over a grand. niggas out there filling garbage bags
im shocked theyve never tried to set up a sting or anything like that. it would be so fucking easy
No.1659406
this is doyerchan now and forever
dudddder is now doyyyyyyer
we bang ese every fucking day this is your life now
No.1659407
>>1659240shit this made me bust a fuckin' gut. thanks for posting my /sp/rother from another mother.
No.1659440
its time to nigger in celebration of the doyers
No.1659442
Ok whole lotta baseball left
when does game 6 start?
No.1659444
>>1659442sir this is day one of no baseball november
No.1659445
>>1659432what the fuck was he lighting?
No.1659446
>>1659444no its time to do some more baseball make them keep playing
No.1659458
>>1659457his hand's not disgured it's just fukn gone
no more fingers for miguel heem gonna be eatin beans through a straw
No.1659460
>>1659457doyers win he doesn't care ayyyyyyy we bang
No.1659464
>>1659458oh shit i saw the uncensored
holy shit
every fucking finger on his left? hand is fucking GONE
>>1659460oh yeah ?
just wait till that cholo tryna go to the bathroom from now on
lmao
that dude is going to have permenent swamp ass and piss stains
No.1659465
>tony gabbagool ripping the ball outta 'is glove seewhaddidid?
>jose rodriguez immanuel jesus hernandez btfoing his own fingers
gud series
No.1659467
>>1659445jihadist materials
I LOVE ALLLLAHHHHH was the real randy newman song
No.1659468
>>1659400>oh man bro lol daaaaaaaanglel
No.1659469
>>1659432i thought the "essays" were supposed to bang someone other than themselves…..
No.1659470
>>1659469that feel when you need to do a suicide bomberoo but you already killed all of your enemies
No.1659472
>>1659468>bro you gud ??!?!?!?*90% OF HIS HAND IS FUCKING MISSING*
really made me lel
No.1659473
>>1659469>>1659470just preppin for the reconquista
No.1659476
anyone else other than al-queda take down both jew yorks back to back?
No.1659478
>>1659472>oh my goodness!like damn at least wrap his hand up tf
No.1659509
>>1659478>wrap it upwrap what up? ground beef?
thats tourniquet time ese
No.1659513
>>1659445so im p sure those are one of those balls that would be part of a larger mortar. youd light a long burning fuse, it would go to a box, then the box would have a series of tubes with those things in them and itd shoot a couple of them out in sequence.
i think they mustve broke open a larger firework, and were just too fucking retarded to realize that shit that gets shot into the air generally uses rly rly quick fuses. otherwise theyd get shot up into the air, do nothing, then explode in your neighbors yard
No.1659546
>>1659432wew thx
>>1659513prob it theyre no joke. had a 9 box tip over on the second shot and start spewing onto the one lady with firework ptsd's porch
15 car alarms going off, secondary booms going off like giant explosive gnat infestation, and sheem was runnin around in circles hyperventilating like a looney tunes cartoon. was gud time lel
No.1659560
>>1659555weaponized bang ese
No.1659568
>>1659555i guess it's a bad fuse. in professional fireworks there are fuses that burn with a speed up to 150 feet per second. they are build so that the gases created by the inital spark push the flame quickly down the pipe. probaly the same effect here. pro tip: don't buy bootleg fireworks
No.1659586
>>1659555it was one of them overloaded rounds the CIA and jerkops used to deploy in war to the enemy so their guns would blow up in their hands
No.1659588
>>1659568i think he actually lights it slightly before
thats just the closest frames i could get to seeing his hand get turned into hamburger
the explosion itself totally peaks out the digital phone cam immediately and you cant see anything
No.1659591
dotz why did you kill peanut the squirrel?
No.1659598
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ruh roh dotz
its not looking so good
No.1659643
cole either makes the yankess pay him or he goes to doyers lmaoooooo
doyers world order in full effect