/sp/ - Sparts

>>1654600
ok /sp/igga you gotta calm tf down, from what ur saying it's like 99.99999% chance ur not getting canned, just lay low and wait for the other tard who was actually lookin at bobs and vagene to get canned and ur good

>>1654604
>calm down
bro im neurotic as a motherfucker. knowing i should be calm is one thing. being calm is another. even just chillin im gonna have an elevated heart for a few days and pit in my stomach. it just is what is is
anyway if they're gonna fire me its going to be on a friday, a little after lunch is the companies preferred firing time for a lot of reasons

>>1654628
demand two weeks notice

>>1654628
hold the ceo's children hostage and demand the fap logs be erased

>>1654628
dont let them take this from you, are you a man or not?
looking forward to fridays post 'all good haha i was stress phew'

>>1654635
is this a gud movie? keep seeing it posted sometimes

>>1654638
gud mobie

>>1654639
thank budy torrentin now

>>1654530
cool now do the dozen or so other chemicals that make tap water taste like shit

guys, it must be the end of an era, he is turning back into Jyggalag, the grey march will soon be upon us

this some occult shit idk about?

>>1654669
i somehow read that as "set your house on fire before the world" at first
>>1654670
harris did some gay shit with doritos awhile back in an effort to come off as relatable and i guess these whorbs are still trying to make it a thing? idk women are fuckin stupid and any society that lets them vote deserves to burn

robotaxi event nowish
im actually somewhat bullish on it since they delayed it. latest FSD is nearly there. i think autonomous will be near term profitable. release to normie retards while 'requiring' supervision, but really people will just stay barely awake or whatever and essentially beta test it as fully autonomous
then after the safety numbers are good enough in the next ~1-2 years, theyll aim to get official approval using all the offical data

>>1654669
this guy is such a hypocrite lmao.
zero ethos

lmao i swear they are using an AI voice for this intro stuff
very distracting to hear the voice from all the scam endless energy ads on youtube
fuck its ugly as shit wtf are they thinking the other models are kino

>elon comes on screen
>wtf he sounds like an AI too this is weird
>like his voice is ADR too
>but his lip
>JUST SCAN THIS QR CODE TO PARTICIPATE IN THIS LIFE CHANGING EVENT
>JUST .1 ETHERIUM TO JOIN
lmfao this is some sophisticated shit, they've been uploading videos for months to pull this scam off
the video even has lip synced shit
ok where i can watch the real stream

they even had the channel name to show up as Tesla. wonder how many retards are sending etherium to that QR code RIGHT NOW

>24 minutes late
maybe its dragging the corpse of a test engineer around the track and they can't start the stream until they get him out

>>1654693
you can pretty safely assume if Elon made it it's a scam
likely an elaborate scam that will be very lucrative in the short-term, but a scam nevertheless
I try not to rag on him after he bought shitter but it doesn't change he's a literal snake oil salesman

>>1654701
dude's ego is the size of the fukn sun and he acts like a frat boy. only good thing he did with x was add the readers' context feature and make enough lefties cry and shit their pants enough to make them go to mastodon, otherwise its mostly the same and a gorillion russian spam bots

>>1654701
>>1654702
>person in the crowd had a medical emergency right before the event so its late
you guys are way too salty. lot of these super successful people have egos the size of the solar system. but where theres smoke, theres fire. i dont think its a coincidence he's had his fingers in the pie of so many successful endeavors. for all his retardedness, he obviously gets SOMETHING right
this isn't a theranos situation. FSD is clearly way ahead of the pack, and space x might become the most single profitable single company on the planet. everyone who has cried vaporware for the past 10 years look like fucking retards and have lost a boatload of $$

he is a shitty fucking public speaker, i'll say that. halting autistic speech pattern

taxi looks fine. ~30-35k price point. looks fine
the high capacity thing looks ugly as fuck tho lmao
he's saying pretty much exactly what i guessed earlier, start going through approval in ~a year (2x or 3x that for non hype)
but like i said, they're pretty much there. people will buy them as supervised but just nap and shit in the meantime, i think it will probably get decent adoption in the near future

>optimus
also pretty big deal, and they're doing wagie labor at the event showing that you can probly replace most retards at the minimum wage or below minimum + tip level

anyway, event was pretty uneventful.
i think the biggest news is they have 20 prototypes of these thangs, some sort of timeline and a price point
tsla will probly fall a bit until FSD numbers and $$$ start comin in

>>1654706
>i dont think its a coincidence he's had his fingers in the pie of so many successful endeavors
his only successful venture was paypal and he's been riding on the capital and useful idiots willing to lose investment money generated from that for years
i guess you can call tesla successful if you consider it a stock and not a car manufacturer
OpenAI is successful but only by virtue of the rest of that industry collectively committing suicide
>this isn't a theranos situation
his entire career is a theranos situation /sp/ro

>>1654713
this is just an extension of the same lie he was selling with hyperloop for over a decade
literally the same design just on wheels instead of rails

>>1654628
>he’s under pressure
>the big play is coming up
>he big shittin in them jencos @ auto zone
>he can’t handle the pressure
>he’s a balding low t cuck
I think it’s time to gb2sa my guy.

>>1654713
looks like some shit out of that bruce timm batman cartoon

>>1654720
you're actually insane if you're saying space x isn't successful
same with tesla
are there even any other EV that are profitable for their companies??
the autonomous side of it is also crazy and you're nuts if you dont see the utility
just in one niche area, guarantee the future of aviation warfare will be autonomous fighters trained on dogfighting vids

also again the optimus stuff also has huge potential, just because they're so far ahead on the vision neural net stuff.
the moment you can mass produce people who earn 30-50k doing mindless wagie jobs its unironically over for retards

>>1654730
>Yes daddy Musk spank me HARDER!
^ (You) right now

>>1654737
ok mr low t. any other hot takes? you finish your hustlers university courses yet?

>>1654764
obvious in hindsight
mayb heem want to recreate the rush of cathie woods turning the last foot of his digestive track into a programming sock?

>>1654730
Let's run through his current ventures if filter-chan will allow me to.
>Hyperloop
Got him banned from doing business directly in the UK/France because it's a scam. Went from bullet train to taxi glory hole because it wasn't economically feasible in the first place.
>SpaceX
Has yet to break even on ROI and likely never will after he botched landing pad construction to try and save a buck. Was never going to be viable to begin with since he needed 4 launches per rocket to break even BEFORE destroying several dozen of them in botched launches. Renegotiating the existing contract on the 70s rockets would have been cheaper and just as efficient. Sunken cost fallacy if you're stupid enough to believe these will ever break even.
>Tesla
reliant on green tax credits, value of the company is 97% stock and that 3% is only sustained on spending the stock (super illegal btw)
Cyber Truk is a decade late and only exists to keep Tesla from being taken to the cleaners for fraud, and it meets none of the promised specifications
>Grok
only viable because Gemini and the other one are having a sudoku battle
>PayPal
one of his few successful ventures which is why he sold it for venture capital funds
>Shitter
See Grok but social media edition, I'll give credit where credit is due but the company will cease to exist when the debt comes flying in if orange man isn't elected
>Optimus
Baxter did it better and cheaper clear the fuck back in 2013, robotic hands powered by servos are basically the final project (read:minimum standard) for any Solidworks certification class since 2010
Am I forgetting any? I know he had several tech bubble websites he sold off back in the day but those ones were all obvious ponzi schemes in retrospect

>>1654731
>The moment
They have been able to since 2008 bud. Immigrants are cheaper.

>>1654791
>reliant on green tax credits
I read that companies would buy EV cars, don't ever use them, but file for green tax credits because their fleet has EV cars.

Normalfags men are getting replaced bros!

>>1654808
have been since you could buy a vibrator online, bruv the consequences will hit in another 10 or 20 years when social security flops methinks.

>>1654808
sub 5 males, its over
stacy would fuck a robot before you

>>1654815
lel if i can get a proxy to work ill repost on gaysee it will send those spergs into a fit of autistic rage

>>1654808
women are already unhappy with beta cuckold simpoid males I don't think they would go all out for a walking-talking dildo machine

>>1654830
/kc/ is still around?

>>1654834
ye in the form of krautchan its basically german 4gag at this point, pedos and namefags running rampant at any given time theres 10+ women hate threads cuz muhh incel its pretty pathetic every now and again you get a jem of an oldmeme, or a good .webm

t. lurker

>>1654843
kohlchan im retarded too

t. retard

>>1654670
its just lesbians being dykes as usual

>>1654791
>hyperloop
calm down thunderfoot, you can at least respect the grift.
it is stupid tho

>Sunken cost fallacy if you're stupid enough to believe these will ever break even.
you're actually retarded
have you ever looked at the cost per kg for moving shit to space??
payload delivery alone gives a ROI within a lifetime. factor in the as the price decreases, it becomes more open for anyone to shove money into the ring
in reality– yuge govt contracts would pay it off within maybe half a decade of being in operation. NASA spends fucking 3-4 BILLION on supply missions to the ISS alone dumbfuck.

all of that is besides the point really. because all the big aero defence rocket fags operate with the US govt pouring their fucking coffers into them for R&D ie they're operating significantly more effectively than their peers. the only difference in that regard imo is greater private equity for space x

>tesla reliant on green tax credits
3% of revenue,
98 billion revenue
15 billion profit
would leave a 12 billion of profit with no carbon tax credits
if you assumed 20% of their profit comes from things like federal tax credits that would still leave it well above profitable at ~10 billion, you fucking retard.

>social media slop
who gives a fuck?

>grok
you just need something that can do 'fuck me daddy' RP for optimus

>optimus
see above
again the real selling point of optimus is the camera/neural net shit they're the most expert on

guys i think my teat just boosted i suddenly feel the need to write a homosexual novel

>>1654808
error posting