No.1638944
I used to truk n pullr, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
No.1638953
>>1638949finna need this but lot lizards
No.1638955
>>1638949oh shit i just added one to my main acct and it auto added to the one i shared here
yeems gonna have da instant access
>>1638953heard from a young trukr he was usin a website, i think aphrodite .com, some goddess of fuckin .com, and he could find cyber lizards to meet up with all across the country. not as meny lot lizards now as usedta been
No.1639157
>>1638949triple t is gud
u in arizona budy?
No.1639160
>>1638943i fucking hate csx so much. i wish their track plans weren't so fucking retarded.
No.1639161
>>1638949does this include GHOSTssouri?
No.1639165
>>1639157vary gud and gud specials
nah, was there about two weeks ago tho
>>1639161ye i got a hidden gem® waffle house and a mom&pop stop marked
neither in the fag capital of the world
No.1639166
>>1639160i lik norfolk southern
they chemical warfare oh*o
No.1639227
postan live from the super duper boomtown across the border in the USA after canada man FUCK CANADA SO MUCH DO NOT TRUK IN CANADA
No.1639247
>>1639212how the actual fuck do you manage something like that?
No.1639248
>>1639227did they try to arrest you for not being gay?
No.1639249
>>1639247Women or non-white driver or both.
No.1639255
>>1639248any truk driver not being a turban wearing sikh who smells of week old curdled ghee and vegetarian curry is discriminated against
No.1639260
>>1639255lel
toronto huh?
No.1639261
>>1639260all of canadum is benchod budys now
No.1639271
>>1639227did you have to take the jab budy
No.1639720
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No.1639962
>>1639720fatass couldn't even fit on a bicycle let alone last more than 5 minutes riding one, thats the only reason he's mad
No.1639968
>>1639962get run over in your gay spandex and helmet queer, stop holding up traffic
No.1639976
>>1639968this
holy fuck
they have an entire lane on a bridge over here dedicated to the dozen or so faggot bicyclists who want to take bike rides across from their posh and
white haven north bay homes
the amount of fucking bawing they do when you suggest that it should be returned to an emergency lane for when cars break down so that the entire bridge doesn't go to a standstill
gas the bikes
No.1639978
>>1639962death to cyclists cha la inshallah
duddallah commands it
destroying cyclists is an act of worship
No.1639982
ryder truk time
No.1639992
>>1639982NOOOO YOU CAN'T PARK YOUR RYDER TRUCK HERE
SIR THIS IS THE DC FBI FIELD OFFICE YOU CAN'T PARK HE—– ACK!
No.1639995
>>1639992lol you wouldn't even have time to go ACK
you'd be a big burn mark on the sidewalk
No.1640008
>>1639720autist is right bruv
>>1639962bicyclists can't even respect right-of-way for horses and pedestrians. They get the rope before any trannies, fags, or illegals
No.1640031
>>1639976idgi why dont you use it as an emergency lane anyway if you break down
and ya fuck a bike fag to death. you know what pays for roads? taxes. you know what taxes?
fuel taxes. they have 0 right to the road they are their by >
OUR GRACES . PERIOD. No.1640037
>>1640031to be fair 30-70% of road funding comes from property/sales tax depending on the state. In my state only 51% of road funding comes from road use taxes like tolls/automobile taxes, and of that 43% comes from people using the pay-per-mile fast lanes (E.G. a handful of richfags).
No.1640038
>>1640031>why dont you use it as an emergency lane anyway if you break downbecause they installed vehicle barrier– its a private bike lane.
No.1640050
>>1640038the time for revolution has come
No.1640056
>>1640050could always just break bottles and throw tacks and other sharp shit on the bike lane until it's too fucked up to ride on
No.1640072
>>1640031even if they paid its insane to throw flesh in front of tons of moving steel and expect paint or paper to do anything
may as scream murder is illegal to a bullet, cycqueefs are delusional
No.1640073
>>1640056or throw a bunch of niggers on there
thatd do the trick too
No.1640235
>>1640037Jokes on them, I don’t pay my tolls! AMA
No.1640366
>>1640235bullshit i get billed every fuckin time. how long can you go without paying before they getcha? or are you talking about driving across multiple states ignoring multiple tolls? because i can see getting away with that
No.1640431
>>1640366It’s all pay by mail or have the tag where I live. I’ve never once received a bill from the DOT who over sees the toll roads here. I don’t drive on them willy nilly with reckless abandon, however, from time to time I’m forced to take them because of how aneurism inducing traffic is in the city I live in. Like I said not once not never got a bill or paid a toll.
No.1640644
>>1640639>directly across the middle of a putting green that head groundskeeper must've been
maaaaaaaad, you have no idea how much work goes into maintaining those
golferbro was lucky that shit missed his clubs tho
No.1640693
>>1640639what 5m roleplay server is this?
No.1640726
>>1640639any landing you can walk away from is a good landing
No.1640736
>>1640639considering it looks lik he hit a tree at the last second, he still managed to put it down p gud. prolly better that he slid out lik that rather than running fullblast headfirst into a building
No.1640943
>>1640924call that number
NOW
No.1640993
>>1640986that back-job is honestly impressive
less so for the turns and burns but because of all the fucking traffic in the way
No.1641020
>>1640986hard mode for sure. its even gnarlier when you realize half the bridges are just completely off the table for you too, so you have to go all the fuck around to get anywhere
No.1641022
>>1640986>all the tards trying to squeeze past him during his turnwho the fuck designed that place
No.1641051
>>1641022ha thats just NY
everyone drives wherever they feel like
you wanna see a bad one see south philly.
i remember i was down there and watched some city busdriver absolutely annihilate the back corner of a parked car, then spend lik 20 minutes trying to inch back and forth to even make the turn
No.1641062
>>1641051>>1641022DC is the same way. It's probably just an East Coast thing.
No.1641068
>>1641062p much
the older cities werent made with fuckmassive truks in mind
No.1641069
sometimes its not rly clear if they were made with anything in mind, for that matter
No.1641072
>>1641062maybe. a lot of the major cities out here are a couple hundred years old and some of them have big historic districts you're not allowed to tear down too so you'll have modern urban infrastructure jammed in between those districts and obviously some neighborhood that was designed in the 19th century isn't gonna accommodate big rigs very well making shit a huge pain in the ass to navigate
No.1641074
how do the yuro guys do it?
talkin about old ass cities designed in the 1400s, with tiny ass little baby streets you can barely fit a motorcycle on. yurop is the king of that shit
No.1641075
>>1641069i can tell you richmond virginia sure as fuck wasn't. if you ever have to go there then have fun with the surprise one way streets that make no sense, or the clusterfuck intersections, or the fact that most of it isn't set up in a grid pattern and just sort of meanders all over the fuckin place.
richmond's also one of the oldest cities too tho so i guess a lot of it was around way before anyone thought to put shit on a grid
No.1641076
>>1641074i think the trukrs just go between distribution hubs and smaller box truks take it from there. they also have a much better tren system for delivering large amounts of supplies, at least in western yurup
particularly germoney lel No.1641079
>>1641075>i guess a lot of it was around way before anyone thought to put shit on a gridime you dont rly start getting to the grid stuff until you get out into the midwest
No.1641080
>>1641076i always heard their trens are mostly ppl tho
No.1641090
>>1641075>>1641079ya it's not until people got across the mississippi that they started to realize that maybe they should actually plan in advance how the city will be laid out instead of just clusterfucking it all together
No.1641167
>>1641080no they've definitely got freight trens. it's just a whole fuckload more people also use passenger trains over there compared to america. as in taking a tren is part of a daily commute for a lot of people who work in the city but live in more rural/suburban areas outside of the city while in america that isn't really a thing
No.1641172
>>1641161thats like driving in west oakland
and east oakland
basically anywhere in oakland
No.1641174
>>1640986what a retarded layout
No.1641177
>>1641161bike accidents are the most fucked
even small bails are usually catastrophic. nvm getting t-boned by some blind retard in a car
No.1641179
>>1641175my favorite part of that interview is when he drives erratically down the street blatantly blowing through the stop sign on camera
No.1641276
>>1638949lel so i just went on a bender of adding a shit ton of waffle houses that you can park at or near and now the shit wont open on my phone gmap application unless i go directly from da link (its saved on da app but wont load lik that, i mean). fukn gayyyyy. maybe ill separate it into two different maps, one focusing on wahos and the other for all other 24/7 food with truk access. damn i rally thought i found a cool thing that i could use to chronicle all da separate night food spots. the regular marker pins in gmaps just aint fuckin enuff i need more to at minimum signify that i can eat at a place past dark
No.1641413
>>1641276use ARCGIS (or your favorite flavor) and make custom waffle house maps
No.1641508
>>1641506>Embed not allowed Sarr fuck you sarr I WILL redeem you benchode! Your mother was a maid! >>1641090>>1641079It's also not until they cross the Mississippi that the government starts saying they own the land instead of individuals owning the land. Started out with gubmint partitioning out grid-like segments of land via surveyors but by the time you hit Kansas it's almost all owned by the feds if it wasn't settled before they showed up.
>>1641161Damn. He kinda deserved it. Cars accelerate at a certain speed so people running reds usually know that speed. Asshole motorcyclist was trying to rip out like a limp-dicked faggot who thigh-grips the seat hard enough to fuck it. Other guy is obviously at fault but fuck the motorcycle driver too.
>>1641177They're the most fucked but also 100% preventable since they are almost always caused by either the motorcyclist treating everyone around him like a motorcyclist or from the motorcyclist doing illegal shit like weaving in and out of traffic/going 60 over the speed limit because they know cops can't keep up. Motorcyclists themselves are always the first to bitch about felonies when you pull a gun on them for fucking around and wanting to find out too.
>>1641167Well yeah us Americans never implemented breadlines either. Which is what public transportation is. A breadline to slow you down and make you sit around waiting so you can't get ahead in life.
No.1641605
>>1641508>Which is what public transportation is. A breadline to slow you down and make you sit around waiting so you can't get ahead in life.how is taking a train keeping you from getting ahead? if you have to work you're probably also showing up at the same time every day so it's not like you're being held back in that regard. also burgers have the most cars out of anyone and there's still a shitload of poor people living paycheck to paycheck
No.1641618
>>1641605>how is taking a train keeping you from getting ahead? if you have to work you're probably also showing up at the same time every daypublic transit forces you to wake up an hour+ earlier every day and you get home an hour+ later compared to owning a car. over the course of someone's career that wasted time adds up pretty quickly. its the same reason once kids reach high school they ask their parents for a car at the earliest opportunity.
public transit also costs quite a bit more money week-to-week compared to owning a car unless it is government subsidized, which just places the cost burden on the taxpayer. where i live taking a bus or taxi anywhere both ways costs as much as a tank of gas so its not at all economical for poor people. rail isn't an option where i live either since there aren't really enough people to keep it afloat.
btw, public rail in the US does exist in the form of Amtrak, but it can't even function without government funding. bussing exists for the old and handicapped in many areas, but without the government paying for your ticket its costs too much for poor people. in any case public transit is extremely inconvenient for shopping unless you want to order everything online.
No.1641628
>>1641618you're talking about how it is in america though, and i'm also talking about people who have to commute into a city to work. you go drive around DC or LA and then come back and tell me it saved you any time over taking a train, at that point any time or money you were trying to save with a car is used up in gas and idling on freeways. there's also plenty of yuros with cars that work more locally to where they live, it's obviously situational like i'm not gonna wait on a train if the car ride is only ten minutes, but if the car ride is 40+ minutes without factoring in gridlock then i'm hopping on the chop choo
No.1641632
>>1641605The thing about breadlines in the USSR was that the infrastructure was there for the Soviets to immediately give everyone bread, however that would mean that people would receive their bread and then have several hours to themselves. When they initially distributed bread in this manner, it created public disorder because people in their free time were starting up black markets, committing crimes, hunting, or otherwise causing "problems" for the Soviet government by being self-sufficient/entrepreneurial.
>also burgers have the most cars out of anyone and there's still a shitload of poor people living paycheck to paycheckLots of reasons for that but I don't want to go on an autistic rant about how the social structure around cities/gubmint has been manipulated in such a way to keep poor people poor by subsidizing the lowest common denominator.
>how is taking a train keeping you from getting ahead?as
>>1641618 mentioned when you ride public transport you are having to base your sense of time, nay your entire livelihood, around riding public transport. Japan is one of the few places that do public transport correctly and they only accomplish that by having gutted private transport so thoroughly ($10,000+/year taxes to own a private car) and having such an order-based society that anything less would cause public riots from the entire business infrastructure (and thus taxes subsidizing it) collapsing. The public (dis)order of public transport exposes you to more environmental stressors of having to worry about the homeless, drug addicts, niggers, and moderate headchoppers all riding on publicly subsidized "free" tickets because public transport is treated as welfare in developed countries, and these stress factors are known to reduce productivity during non-working hours, making for an amalgamation where the reduced personal time combined with the reduced mental energy turns you into a chattel slave for the public officials in your area, only meant to show up and be a cog in the machine. if you don't have 24/7 transportation (as most places don't) then now you're on a time-shift and can't plan your working day around the hours of non-operation either forcing you into the strict factory window that would prevent you from taking on work that might have lower initial productivity but higher risk-reward stakes.
Everything about public transportation is designed around wasting your time and keeping you in a constant heightened state of stress where you are less likely to form community, organize, or otherwise show initiative.
No.1641634
>>1641628>you go drive around DC or LA and then come back and tell me it saved you any time over taking a trainI have and can confirm it saved me time over taking a train. I also didn't have to deal with the threat of being stabbed by homeless drug-addicted niggers.
>My Euro transport-Was literally developed off of Soviet models to keep Europeans subservient to local orderlies so that they wouldn't cause trouble. It's a protectionist racket except it's protecting old money.
No.1641635
>>1641618bussing is for niggers and only niggers lmao
No.1641645
>>1641634i used to work around dc and driving was like a 2 1/2 hr commute one way even if i left an hour early fuck that shit
No.1641647
>>1641645i've both driven around DC and taken cabs around DC and that's a load of shit if I ever heard one
No.1641648
like maybe if you were a dumb nigger and went down to midtown during rush hour i could see that but that just means you're a dumb nigger
No.1641658
>>1641645>working in DCwhy
i've been there a couple times
during dup's inauguration and it was such a shithole outside of the national mall
No.1641666
>>1641658DC is such a shithole that my local high school stopped going there on field trips soon after i graduated many years ago.
apparently sitting in a hotel room at night while seeing niggers being niggers isn't the kind of education they bargained for.
No.1641676
>>1641647i had to drive in from past fredericksburg VA, even at 3am the traffic would be backed up so fucking far. dunno why that upset you you pissy baby faggot i didn't even say how far out i was driving from>>1641658i had to help set up a couple warehouses, one was for a beer distributor and we had to spend weeks setting up big ass steel racks and shelves and shit, and the other was for a paper company or something, but that one didn't take long because all we had to do was take out some shelves so they could store giant rolls of stuff. the forklifts they used for that had a weird attachment on it i've never seen before or since. i quit that job vary quickly after that because DC sucks and the pay and benefits sure af weren't worth it
No.1641677
>>1641676wew fucked that up
>>1641647i had to drive in from past fredericksburg VA, even at 3am the traffic would be backed up so fucking far. dunno why that upset you you pissy baby faggot i didn't even say how far out i was driving from
No.1641707
>>1641677ya traffic is also rly bad around there
granted we were staying in alexandria and just took the metro to the national mall, never driven through it
but some cunt did get mad at me in the metro too
>standing on the escalator on the left side>cunt walks up from behind me and SHOVES me to the right>"STAND ON THE RIGHT, WALK ON THE LEFT"bitch
No.1641709
>>1641707thats when you stabbity stab stab her six dozen times and run before the cops show up or piss in her face
No.1641716
trukr bros is this shit im hearing about freight theft fear mongering?
No.1641718
>>1641707>alexandriaah yeah that's where i had to go work, it's right across the bridge from DC proper. my bad, i tend to just lump alexandria and arlington into "DC" because it's all the same gay clusterfuck and the people are all the same shitty out of state or foreign faggots
No.1641725
>>1641677don't get your panties in a twist
>>1641716>Freight theftyou mean the Beniszuelan cartels using freight companies to fence stolen goods across the US (very real) or people stealing shit outta the back of trucks (kind of real)?
ppl been stealin' truks for ages bro
No.1641729
>>1641725you're the one screeching nigger out of nowhere and trying to start shit
No.1641733
>>1641725thats benisuhueluans?
uptick in general. trust you guys over news, espec during erection years
No.1641738
>>1641729calm down sarr i can't help that your mother is a maid
No.1641739
>>1641733>thats benisuhueluans? Yeah, read up on Tren de Aragua, they're the ones doing it.
No.1641740
>>1641733are you speaking nationwide or in specific areas? because there's probably still a shitload of freight theft going on in the west coast. maybe not quite to the level it was a couple years ago where entire freight trains were being emptied on the tracks but i doubt it's returned to pre-covid levels considering none of those states seem to punish criminals anymore so i imagine truck thefts are up too
>>1641738catch herpes from a lot lizard bozo
No.1641971
>>1641632I can't take your post seriously when you just assume that public transport is the most stressful option. I want to move where you live because you must have an awesome commute with no traffic. For everyone else having to deal with traffic, the constant risk of car crashes, and the inability to do anything else but listen to audio makes driving the more stressful option by a lot for a lot of people, I think the majority. To directly counter your point I can get ahead of the day's work by answering emails while waiting for or on public transport, then use the time saved to finish my work and be out of the office for the day earlier than I would have otherwise. Maybe self-driving cars will change the game, or maybe it'll just become another way for jewgle and beijing to own you.
No.1641986
>>1641971idk man, i'd rather be able to run over niggers instead of being stabbed by them
No.1641989
>>1641986You read all that shit by (((you)))?
No.1641999
>>1641971let's not pretend someone who works in an office in a job where he has the option to go home early is in any way representative of 99% of humanity riding public transport
in that analogy where democracy is the majority voting to have anchovy pizza instead of bacon cheeseburgers and then in the second round of voting the majority votes to have grapefruit juice instead of soda pop, you're that single guy in the room who actually wanted grapefruit juice and anchovy pizza while everyone else is upset with the results
No.1642000
>>1641985>tl;dr plsbasically:
>I work in a cushiony office job that lets me go home early, has internet access on my commute, and happens to line up with the train schedules>I also don't live in a city full of niggers>I am an accurate representation of the average public transport commuter (lol, lmao) No.1642019
>>1641716aint happened to me nor have i heard talk about it happening to others. im sure it happens, why wouldnt it, but if theres an "uptick" i aint heard any rumblings about it
No.1642020
>>1641971>constant risk of car crashesdo your shoes match the purse you keep your balls in homo
No.1642036
>>1642019 >>1641740figured, thx spros. safe trukn
No.1642042
>i started a tl;dr shitfest
>by saying yuros have a more intricate train system
didn't read any of it mmmhhhhmmmmmmm
No.1642327
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>>1642299why does the music sound like chewbacca taking a shit?
No.1642344
>>1642299SLAP SOME CONCRETE AND STEEL ARMOR ON THAT BADBOY💦💦💦👅👅👅😫😫😫
No.1642346
>>1642000>I also don't live in a city full of niggerswhere the fuck do you live where your public transit isn't being overrun by niggers fare evading, scamming, and randomly assaulting/robbing the riders???
i fucking swear the number of random street fights and robberies i've seen daily commuting on BART
don't worry i escaped that shithole now i drive 1.5 hrs to go 12 miles everyday and im grateful for it No.1642347
>>1642346>don't worry i escaped that shithole now i drive 1.5 hrs to go 12 miles everyday and im grateful for itdoes your commute involve bridges, tunnels, and maybe even
bridge-tunnels?
No.1642350
>>1642347it involves one tunnel.
No.1643930
>>1642853yuropoors see this and go and get their wife's boyfriend to explain it to them
No.1643939
>>1643913>firstlmao
>secondspecial place in hell for those fuckers
No.1643943
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i was omw to the grocery store and i saw an electric pickup truk that looked p neat, it was a lot like pic related with maybe a couple differences. it just confirmed in my head that elon deliberately made the cybertruk look like retarded tron bullshit because he has retarded taste and the guy who freaked out at me last time i said this it was ugly is a megafaggot for defending it
>>1643939fr there was zero reason to do that other than to be a piece of shit to the trukbro
No.1643956
>>1643943you gonna cry, maybe?
piss your pants?
piss and shit your pants?
No.1643959
>>1643956i wasnt the one that wrote ten ongry paragraphs in response to a one line post lmao
>>1643957wat
No.1643961
>>1643959musk loving putin worshipping faggots always gushing about their favorite vaporware
No.1643963
>>1643961>>1643959uhhh, ok
i'll let you two coalesce over whatever boomerism opinions you have on foreign policy and gay trucks and shit
No.1643965
imagine worshiping the cybertruk when there's far less gay electric truks out there and then getting mocked on twitter by boomers over it
No.1643976
>>1643965the lifted glamor truck sooty exhaust segment of the american truck market
and lets be real, its a large section of the market is one of the gayest automotive developments of the past 20 years and it has like, 100% overlap with people online who make boomer posts about toy cars and what not on the internet
No.1643977
>>1643975old news. its been burning since at least yesterday
No.1643979
>>1643976wanna know the difference between you and me? i don't have a twitter account and i don't do the thing you say i do :)
No.1643980
>>1643975uh ohhhhhhh he's gonna call you a boomer now!
No.1643984
am i to understand mentioning electric vehicles at all will cause autism from now on?
No.1643987
>>1643984i just posted news because it seemed relevant and i drove past it right before the truk went burny
No.1643995
>>1643987>i just posted news because it seemed relevant and i drove past it right before the truk went burnythis state's not big enough for the two of us
meet me in the pinole in n' out restroom in 30 minutes
No.1643997
>>1643984only if you start strawmanning the fuck out of them and how >we are in the 1000 year reich of the internal combustion engine 'get ur toy car wet and it breaks' tier posting
otherwise no.
No.1644007
>>1643976its just the usual over-compensation for a small peen as always.
i mean its either this or ferd owners
fucking each other up the ass because thats what they think "muddin" is No.1644008
>>1643997but you're the only one saying anything about toys and getting them wet
this must be a joke o don't get
No.1644009
>>1643984electrics are autism, simple as
No.1644010
>>1643995i agree and already left
enjoy your burgr
No.1644013
>>1644008>>1643984it's just some dumb shit from another truk n pullr thread. i said the cybertruk was ugly and got a tirade about boomers and twitter or some shit in response
it's extra funny to me because i don't even own a truck nor do i have anything against electric vehicles, his response is either him having a laugh or genuine mental illness No.1644014
>>1644008>no onesome one
>>1633843anyway, i dont own a truck or EV. will likely never get the former, and only get the latter once the batt chemistry is good/cheap enough so i can grab a used one and hook that shit up to a PV array
No.1644015
>>1644014wait so you weren't even mad about the cybertruk post? wtf did you flip out at me for in the first place then, that post was clearly someone else
No.1644017
>>1644015dont you fucking dare question me my dads the owner of sportschan
No.1644019
>>1644017dudder hats EVs
t. dudder's lawyer and black stalker
No.1644024
>>1644020so that's what 2006 was like
No.1644034
>>1644024>2OO6 was 5OOO years ago damn
No.1644073
>>1643976ya there are a shitton of them around me
they all have shiny rims and are lifted like 2x as high as they should be
and their bed doesn't have a single scratch on it so you know they don't even use it for what it's meant for
also some nigger in my neighborhood with a giantass suv that he put fuckhuge rims on and took the muffler out just to annoy the fuck out of everyone when he taps the gas
No.1644079
>>1644073got a bunch around me too.
for some reason they buy some old rusted out pile of shit, mod the engine + exhaust, put a lift kit in it with aftermarket tires + rims and call it good. they seem to get bonus points based on the number of rust holes they got.
they are pretty much the redneck version of teenage ricers.
No.1644083
>>1644073>>1644079whistles go whoo who
No.1644101
so your problem is with yuppies that pretend to be rednecks? makes sense yuppies should all be shot
No.1644115
>>1644098dont call em pavement princess for nothin
>>1644101is it a yuppy thing? only seen one or two in the city but the driver matched the paint iykwim and nigs do all be gay on the dl
No.1644119
>>1644115ime yes it's exclusively a yuppy faggot activity. actual rednecks will customize their truks specifically for doing truk shit like hauling heavy stuff or doing rally difficult yard work like pulling up gigantic tree stumps out of the ground, not just to go ride around with rainbow lights on the rims advertising a lust for cock. if their truk is about to die then for fun they'll go to mud bogs or drag races and shit like that until it falls apart, meanwhile the yuppies cry if a pebble comes off another vehicles tires and chips their paint
No.1644147
>>1643984They'd be great if you were allowed to pull full torque on the electric motor since it's basically a welding generator acting as an AC motor. As a road vehicle it's p gay because you can't even harness the power of electricity for truk pul reasons.
Boomers, Hipsters, and gay copenhagen-chewing faggots with "redneck truk" will argue over bullshit though so yeah.
t. rhino-lined smol truck owner
No.1644148
>>1644013Ugly? Yes. Also the cheapest bulletproof truck on the market. I like the tron aesthetic. We've had nothing but carbon-fiber polycarbonate crap getting more plastic and more round for the last 30 years. You can make things sleek without just rounding everything. Round is feminine. Like a feminine penis.
No.1644158
>>1644148square is for autists that deserve to be shot
No.1644161
>>1644154thats a gud hat 🪈💨💨
No.1644165
>>1644119is it country-chic hicklib fags driving em?
just cant imagine a ytpipo driving one, they'd get laughed out of town here
although now you mention it nigs are ghetto yuppies which is p funny
No.1644168
>>1644083ah yeah, a few of them have train horns for some reason. apparently obtaining an old train horn is pretty easy.
No.1644174
>>1644168its a kinda air horn you can get for big (read: real, actual) truks
you see em for sale in bigger truk stops lik da iowa 80
No.1644190
>>1644165it's prolly regional because the nigs around here drive those weird three wheeler vehicles instead. idk what they're called, it's got two wheels up front and one in the back and it's seats are not enclosed. as far as the pretend rednecks go it wouldn't surprise me if it was all limp wristed libshits from up north trying to ape the local culture. i always see them around upper middle class neighborhoods with the typical "science is real love is love etc." signs in their yards
No.1644195
>>1644190Hummm….ye it’s gotta be a southern thing
No.1644196
>>1644190>weird three wheelerya niggers fucking LOVE canaam spiders and no its not just a regional thang, seems to be picking up nationwide because ive been noticing it a lot here too
No.1644199
>>1644190>>1644196Them thangs
BANG when you see them. It’s gotta be the sound system that draws them to it, maybe the flashy lights
x doubt No.1644201
>>1644119what exactly do you mean by yuppy?
most glamor trucks i see are the 'THING BLUE LINE' types
No.1644209
>>1644201kops make way too much sense
searched picrel came up with
https://boundbyhonor.net/collections/allholy fuck amerikwa, gonna have dna encoded trauma from lockheed lel
No.1644212
>>1644193no but yah im in the souf
>>1644195idk it's also a fairly recent phenomenon. before that they would all get crown victorias/grand marquis/coup de villes and put wildly oversized wheels on them for some fuckin reason, shit looked retarded. the three wheelers are an improvement as far as aesthetics go
>>1644199it's both, niggers are biologically incapable of not being as loud and obnoxious as they possibly can, only puerto ricans rival them
No.1644213
>>1644201wealthy people that work in offices. there's a few with the blue line stickers but a lot of them either don't have stickers or just have some stupid bullshit advertising where they've been for vacation
No.1644214
>>1644209>liberty snek>on a pro-pig stickerhat libertarians tbh, they're more self-contradictory than bipolar women
No.1644215
>>1644212buick lesabre and 80s caprice too. i still see ghetto ones on the road
No.1644216
>>1644214theres a 98% chance thats a neocon, bro.
meanwhile, this sticker…
No.1644223
>>1644216das a flag budy
i want it tho. i want my own killdozer too. fuckin rad way to go out, rip in peace heemeyer, you heemed those cocksuckers right where it hurts, their wallets and infrastructure
No.1644247
>>1644216is that killdozer?
No.1645217
>>1645213lmao
imagine being a passenger and your friend is a fucking retard
No.1645218
>>1645213ah i see what you mean.
ya i think i'd rather be in the crash than be seen in the faggotmobile
No.1645233
>>1645218the physical wounds will heal
you can never undo being a complete fag
like the old saying goes "you will never not be a nigger"
No.1645248
>>16452132nd one. at least in the first one someone might've learned a lesson, the second one only has dick on the mind
No.1645252
>>1639720>cyclists owned with facts and logicwhere is facts
and logic
>>1639968>>1639976>>1639978>sportschan>sports No.1645341
>>1645336Hilux or any 22R bang brain tbqh
No.1645343
>>1645336创新凝聚，
引领科技新思。
相信，一切创新的诞生，都源于笃行，
致远的信念。以原创的精神，引领科技新思。
蔚来智能电动行政旗舰——ET9，
与创新者共同撰写新的篇章
外观
飞航设计，
行政旗舰新姿。
挺拔的身姿
原生超大轮拱设计，23 英寸轮圈，高姿态，高视野，身姿挺拔有力。
内饰
纵揽天地，
四方得体。
海内存知己，东方尚礼哲思
>一场得体的尽享之旅。性能与安全
敢想有为，
攀登旗舰高峰。
相信
>一切改变都源于敢想有为的信念，以深度全栈自研，铸造科技旗舰新标杆。天行智能底盘
天行全主动悬架、天行线控转向、天行后轮转向，带来平流层飞行般的从容驾乘体验。
*1 受限于车辆版本的不同，部分配置在某些版本的车辆上未予装备或作为选装配置，并非车辆下线时的标准配置。
*2 蔚来将对产品不断进行优化、迭代和升级，所示宣传图片、动画和视频展示的产品为非最终交付状态，具体产品配置、功能、色彩、材质以实际销售车型产品为准。
*3 蔚来自动驾驶系统仅为辅助驾驶之目的而设计，不能完全替代驾驶员的操控，不能完全应对交通、天气和路况可能出现的所有情形。驾驶员需时刻保持必要的注意义务，并根据周边环境及时予以干预或接管。在交通情况复杂、天气恶劣、特殊路况等情形下需慎重选择使用。
*4 所示尾翼角度可能会与最终量产车型存在差异，具体以实物车辆为准。
No.1645344
>>1645336are electric vehicles still shit for frequent long distance driving? if not go for that fuck the saudis and their oil
No.1645347
>>1645344the new ones charge very fast. 10 to 80% battery in 25 minutes. range is between 300 and 450 miles. i drive about 60 miles a day charging and range wouldn't be a big problem
No.1645355
>>1645344>>1645347diagnostics and fixing em is a mfer from what i hear. hat electronics in vehicles as is
if yeem richbro dont matter as much
No.1645363
>>1645347fuck it go for it. unless you typically fix your own shit then there's not much drawback from what
>>1645355 says imo since whatever you're saving on fuel prolly way offsets most of the cost of diagnostics or whatever
No.1645384
def dyor on battery, seen invoices for lik 15k on them alone
No.1645387
>>1645384budy of mine did a battery swap on his prius. he just very careful not to touch da terminals, shit was surprisingly cheap
No.1645405
>>1645384if i go for an electric car leasing might be my best option. give the technology another 3-4 years to iron out the kinks
No.1645482
>>1645405Yes
Own nothing and like it.
No.1645486
>>1645482ehhh ehhhhhhh eeeeeehhhhhhhhhhh
shut up bitch quit trying to start shit
No.1645489
>>1645486good goy
sign the lease
take the loan
pay the interest
No.1645496
>>1645489yeah yeah bitch >we get it someone violated your bitch standards and now >we're all goyim so you now feel the need to eeeehhhhh eeeeeeeehhhhhhhh
EEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHH like that one jewish whorb i fucked up the ass
No.1645497
>>1645387>priusdidnt know purses acted as grounding terminals :^)
how much it run him?
No.1645498
also even if you're not leasing you're still getting a loan for a new car unless you've got $40k+ to drop on something worthwhile which i know you don't
No.1645507
electric cars are just power wheels for adult children
No.1645520
>>1645507i heard you cant get em wet
No.1645541
>>1645520i herd u cant get ur girl wet
No.1645553
>>1645541you know yer sis lies about her and i for attention
No.1645560
>>1645554that coon gone wild
coons cant drive trucks !
No.1645611
>>1645560wrong
hes doin a thing to the federal building
No.1645676
>>1645554i think i know where this is
No.1645729
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fucking lol.
these reviews are pretty gud
https://maps.app.goo.gl/UTQCiwZWERdcbGby9
No.1645731
>>1645729yeah google reviews can be fucking wild man
someone made a card game called Karen where someone reads a one star review and everyone else has to guess what it's for
No.1645733
>>1645729floyd's feed and seed is amazing
just that it exists and has a commercial for it, its truly some yim magic
No.1645734
>>1645729luv tegas, gud state
>>1645731lel wtf movie is he talking about here?
No.1645739
>>1645734it was so long ago that i can't remember, you could prolly dig through his profile and see if you can find it again
No.1645743
>>1645729reminds me of the time dudwheels tried to come to sportschan
we dont serve brittle bone disease retards either
No.1645758
>>1645236someone get this man some eurobeat
No.1645765
>>1645759if only it went down a few seconds later
bet he told the tree to share the road
No.1645771
>>1645759>dude in umbrella running around next to downed power lines like that not a gud idea bud
No.1645778
>>1645765the cyclist clearly had right of way and i hope he sues
No.1645813
>>1645759lel
how absolutely unaware of his surroundings. that there is a win for natural selection amirite?
No.1645819
>>1645762somewhere in california
No.1645912
>>1645762whammen drivers amirite :^)
No.1645913
>>1645910i lik toyata budy
No.1645929
>>1645920>Berry filed a lawsuit against Gulf Coast Wings, the local franchisee, and later reached a settlement.lel
No.1645952
>>1645920happened 22 years ago
sheem peak hsv now
No.1645955
>>1645952judging from that thing on her lip she's prolly nezumi vagina by now
No.1645984
>i guess we're ripping out the fence now
No.1645993
>>1645974classic harvey county kansas prank
No.1646197
>>1646172this guy is fuckin wild
No.1646231
>>1646172pulsejets are kewl
No.1646786
>>1646661dis dudman n crew or nah?
No.1646803
>>1646661car be trukn n fukn
No.1647369
u ever rent a ryder truk?
No.1647388
>>1647369did but
it blew up No.1647518
>>1647516just move away from niggers, simple as
No.1647523
>>1647516>lately i see that nigger trend migrated your way lel. just wait a couple years they'll be driving those open top three wheelers and those are even fuckin louder and more obnoxious it's like a combo of those shitty buicks you're talking about and the loudest harley you can think of that you always see ovese boomers riding around on pretending they're badasses
No.1647527
>>1647516>these daysu teen budy?
you just described a nigger.
No.1647531
>>1647523dude this absolute nigger has a shitty nissan armada or whatever gookshit suv with like 5 foot rims and idfk what you'd call it but i swear he purposely designed it to be as loud as fucking possible even if you just tap the gas, it's like a harley on fucking crack
I HATE HIM No.1647548
>>1647531tuned pipes are def a thing, both for racism and just for being obnoxious. so yah they def make ones that are literally designed to be as loud as possible
i member the vietnamese street racists and freakin rican heroin dealers near me always did that shit
theyre generally p illegal so if you wanna be a narc you can prolly call it in. just be aware the kindsa guys who have those cars are usually drug dealer retards
No.1647567
>>1647548>implying the police will do anything in year 4 plus 2020 in the Everlasting Annum of the Eternal Summer of FloydIn some areas the police probably come and arrest you for doing a heckin' racisms.
No.1647571
>>1647567i dunno it still just werks™ for me sometimes i see nigs loitering in front of a gas station or a store and i call it in just to watch them get arrested every time because niggers are incapable of calmly explaining anything to police even when they're literally duin nuffin
i also live in an area that didn't have any nigger tantrums because the sheriff heavily implied he won't charge anyone for defending property or stopping an assault. lo and behold the confederate monument in town is still there and no properties were burned down. almost like niggers are terrified of a genuine threat of retaliation from ypipo or something, isn't that strange?
No.1647575
>>1647571yeah almost like if you choose to enforce the law, you get less crime, crazy concept really hard to comprehend, lets get a social worker to tell us whether or not there is a scientifically backed source for these claims
No.1647581
>>1647575lel i forgot about the "social worker" thing. are they even still trying that in nyc or have they completely gone the "fuck it let em do what they want" route? last i saw the social workers kept getting beat up
No.1647597
>>1647388spartman blew a tranny…
No.1647643
>>1647531>just tap the gas, it's like a harley on fucking crackwell niggers drive like they're in a fucking fighter jet. every time they touch the gas the pedal is on the floor. that shit is probably straight piped
No.1647647
>>1647575an interesting read
>https://cc.bingj.com/cache.aspx?q=percent+of+population+executed+medeival+europe&d=4621900654519202&mkt=en-US&setlang=en-US&w=CS6at_dtuMs1zEH11H4AYZ8ZF33u8J7X>his meant that up to 1% of the male population of Europe was executed each generation, with roughly another 1% dying at the scene of the crime or in prison while awaiting trial.basically it posits that
>felons are the lowest stupid poor people>culling that bottom 2% raises IQ and drops criminality>also might increase religiosity No.1647690
since the conversation is about niggers lemme tell you a story that finished less than two hours ago
i just woke up on a corner lying flat on my back on the cement of this building and said well okay i gotta walk so i start walking home which is miles away but wtf i dont have fon and i have no shirt wtf okay and so i walk and after s couple miles i come upon a gas station thats open and id like some water so i walk up to it and lo & behold theres a couple niggers in they SUVs doing idk nigger shit cool whatever but i would like to actually not walk anymore so i start asking the niggers if i can pay for a ride and actually before i even get that out this nigger just plain gives me a vneck white tshirt just right then and there gives me a shirt and that is wonderful and i convince him to give me a ride to close to my house no i didn't let no fucking nigger close enough to my house to know where i live fuck off okay so the bargain is is that ill give him twenty bucks for the ride (i pull out 40 so i can give him another twenty if he actually does it, that is relevant later) okay cool so he says hell give me a ride and i hop in the shitbox BECAUSE I DONT FUCKING CARE I HAVE NOTHING OTHER THAN FORTY BUCKS, MY SHIRT WAS JUST GIVEN TO ME and the guy almost immediately pulls off into a neighborhood street and tries to get me to smoke crack with him lmfao holy shit this just happened and writing it out im raising just how insane this is okay so i do s good job of not smoking crack and he was gonna take me back because he said he didnt know if i was a cop hey nigger you JUST SMOKED CRACK IN FRONT OF ME AND SHOWED ME YOUR CRACK whatever i thought okay so then next bit i simply tell him that the cia used that to weaken "his people" and control them and dropped the topic but cmon crack???? people still smoke that???? whatever anyway hes still pretending to be sketched out by my existence (maybe not pretending idk) but gets me close enough to my street and i tells him i tells him i say here buddy hey pal right here nigger pull into this church but no he doesn't like that so he goes a little farther and pulls over on some side street okay whatever hey spartman reading this guess what budy THE FUCKING DOOR IS NOT OPENABLE and then i start to REALLY think about all my options (yes shut up i already considered my options before getting into this situation) and he ends up unlocking the door (it was like a child lock, but on the front door passenger door idfk, it was sketchy as fuck. id just crawl my ass out the shattered window after killing the nigger. (he was not a threat. i mean "just killing" isnt actually am absurd big dick huh huh im tough statement he really was crack addict size) and then he mentions again some gay shit he tried to call me gay earlier and im like fuk no shitskin my LADY is at my HOUSE nigger but he tries to mention it again when hes letting me out and after im out it hits me oh this nigger is gay THIS NIGGER IS GAY he wanted to fuck around with me he probably thought i was some drunk homohooker but i said something, idr exactly what but i was pissed when i said it and then i said "oh i almost said the word" and he said "haha nigga?" and i said "no with the R" after i just gave this nigger forty bucks (he actually couldn't conceive why i gave him the second twenty. look i was grateful and unlike him im not a nigger and i thought it was good and right for me to give him another twenty after he unprovoked gave me a shirt before giving me a ride)
okay i think that is the end of the story
well i know thats the end but uh i mean of my telling.
tl;dr
i got a ride from a gay nigger and didnt smoke crack with him and told him i was about to call him a nigger with the hard r
No.1647692
>>1647690>raising just how insane this realizing*
No.1647710
>>1647690you should be ded rite now
No.1647713
>>1647710lel ya but i didnt smoke the crack
though tbh i rly srsly considered it No.1647796
>>1647690>i start to REALLY think about all my optionsnobody wants to hear about your gay anal fantasies
No.1647814
>>1647690more like tl;dr shit that never happened
No.1648617
>>1647690>>1647880snopes, can you confirm this story?
No.1648621
>>1648617story: bunked
(you): debunked
this cannot be undone it is reality now kthx
No.1648648
>>1648525what gta 5 mod is this?
No.1648775
>>1648723>>1648762how will the hohols push further into russia now?
No.1648795
>>1648762huh
i never realized the tops of tanks would just spin freely lik that
or is that just because it got fucked in half by a train?
No.1648797
>>1648795they're like the teeth on a blender motor where it connects to the blender container except when you get hit by a train your gears suddenly become free-spinning wheels
No.1648871
>>1648795thats a m109 i think tho
No.1648873
also i think its a model or something you can see through the turret as it spins from under when it faces the camera with the back